mackem
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Got a house abroad so all my holidays are in the sun
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Joes one big fault(he has countless little ones)is his compassion or lack of,he said he wished he had caught my predicament on film so he could sell it to "Youve been Framed" As soon as he spalshes the cash we will get a "Youtube" clip up of the way of the warrener AKA trout-tickling
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My old ones the arm from a jumper Maty and cost me nowt Cheap'n'cheerfull,thats me JOE was the one got ripped-off,I guess the guy he bought it off also wore one as he sold him it I cant wait till I see JOE posing for a picture in a Hampshire high-street with a pile of still flapping trout on the pavement I think you would enjoy it BRB,you have bull-crosses?Maybe later in the year
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The water wasnt cold as I went under,it was only cold when you pulled me out,thats why I squeezed the water out and ran up and down for a while.Change of clothing?If I take a spare set of clothes the wife will think I am meeting a fancy-woman Thursday it is then
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Thats cool,her BBQ is sunday,oh yeah,one more thing JOE.......DONT FORGET THE NYMPHS AND FLIES
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How manys "Loads"?Time to get the batteries charged and launch the boat,my sis phoned me earlier,she wants a couple for her BBQ at the weekend Yeah,digital mask,F***ing great
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Whats the reg and how much did you pay for it Mr T?I was looking at a Hyundai Santa Fe,looks great but I havent really researched them to be honest.
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Joe,yer a cruel sort of bloke(cough,cough)laughing at an old guys misfortunes I could swear a second prior to going below the surface I felt the flat of your hand between my shoulder blades,I probably have pleurisy or one of those antique diseases my gran used to warn me about if I got a damp chest(cough,cough)Luckily I managed to summon up reserves of strength to jump back over when the coppers came up the road,otherwise they might have wondered what that wierdo was doing hanging 10 foot in the air Its not just ANY £3.00 mask,its a digital replica of the Nacho Libre mask Yeah,the guy
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Sounds good Chess,I would wish you luck but I am sure you dont need it,wouldnt mind a trip up there myself That net was probably left there by that great portuguese seafarer himself,old ferdinand magellan stopping off en-route to the spice islands(he took a wrong-turn),never had much truck with netsmen myself mate,always preferred the fly
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not quick enough for me My favourite poles are pole-dancers
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JOE is unable to answer questions at the moment MATY as he is probably doing things up a tree,I do hope he doesnt fall and hurt himself,I am not the vengeful,spitefull type and wouldnt burst into hysterical laughter at the news that he had stepped onto a rotten-branch without testing it first,sans safety harness,and fallen bone-crunchingly to the ground However,if he lands on his head he will be fine
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Funnily enough it wasnt, it was out from Lamlash Bay in a boat called "Halfords economy childrens special not to be used in the sea" Arran Chess,you do get around you old sea-dog,dont know what made me think you were partaking in a re-enactment of Ahabs quest for the great white-claw himself.............Moby-Snip
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Me too, for life. Lucky me I say. Everyone gets banned from that site EXCEPT the clique,if you disagree with one of them your days are numbered f***tards!
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He might let her drag him down if he was paying her £120-150 an hour in one of the dominatrix dungeons and he wanted to be punished for being a naughty child just like nanny used to punish him in her "Special-way" when he was a little boy
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Some poles are already going back to Europe due to the strength of the Euro.
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As you said Grover,its the pensioners who suffer,worked hard all their lives,paid their taxes,some of them had loved ones who gave their lives for this country,but they are classed as expendables mate,as are we all,f**k labour right off next election
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Chess,you crazy crustacean hunter,you werent sailing out of nantucket,boat called the pequod were you?I always wondered where you got that limp from We are using our boat this weekend matey,nothing like a bit of night time nauticals But I enjoyed last night,it was fun And hey,Chess............Be careful out there
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They are power-crazed wannabees,chest beating,postulating dumb-f**kers,they banned me
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It was actually funny as f**k Maty,we got the fish we needed and had a good night out,better than sitting at home with face-ache as we just glare at each other nowadays,besides,its her camera,its at home drying in the airing cupboard I hope Richard-of-york-gave-battle-in-vain,Rainbows mate But all JOE chatted about last night was his trip up to Sunderland to try for those Wear salmon Good job I wasnt using my new kit last night A combined weight of over 20kg would have pulled me right down,I dont think I will ever use that on solo-forays I actually sat and thought about the implica
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Slightly misleading opening to the thread,theres a bit of a chasm between 13-47 rabbits,plus theres dozens of half-grown bunnies around at the moment,we must have seen 50 in one field at the weekend,summer bunnies?13?
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We could always go to Poland to work
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Went fishing last night(makes a change)so we are en-route to the venue and JOE told me he had forgotten the nymphs and flies But he did promise to bring them "next-time"Oh,thats ok then Luckily I am pretty resourceful(My wife said I can make something out of nothing)and I was fortunate to have received a copy of "Ways of the old poacher part 27"last week to review for old Pat himself.Excellent DVD(pension fund topper-upper)buy it when its released in 2012 to coincide with the opening of the Olympics(smart marketing ploy Pat),featuring the new "Care-snare" as invented by old Carey-snarey hi
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My son started shooting a .38 at the age of 8 but he is quite a robust in stature,he has fired a lot of different weapons since then including an MP5 and a HK94
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Can I name it peter?
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It could be Willyrenny's strap-on in which case he could just shout "Ha bitch,think again" and unbuckle it like a real man!
