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mackem

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  1. As soon as I rounded the corner and came across the car-park I saw your faces crack up It was a funny night Mark,you would have fitted in just perfect
  2. Worst ones had to be the addle-brained idiot stories of burning-sulphur for pheasants,crabs&Tortoises for ferreting etc,dumb tales yet still they are perpetuated
  3. Basically all the more sly mostly forgotten methods, not the general snares, moonligh ferreting ect.. just things that have been told down generations and so on. Dont have to be old to know poaching methods of old Some of the newer methods are much more interesting
  4. We were out last night,I had a thin cotton top on,sweating till I got into the water,those pics make it look gale-force though charts
  5. How far back is "Old" Whats the staute of limitations expiry date?
  6. Cold up there last night Woodga looks drenched,top result though
  7. Accidental catch mate,wrong time,wrong place,should actually have been 2,one earlier in the evening but some people soften with age That wouldnt surprise me Ooty
  8. Do fur,feather,and fin,then you DID 'ampshire
  9. f*****g hell mark,that sounds like a threat MarkBrick does Hampshire As for speaking oddly,they do dont they I couldnt understand a word
  10. Enjoy your next trip over Mark,be lucky,its all a game
  11. Very good result TJ,the runs look well-defined
  12. Give me a week or two,I will finish the bigger rod,another night
  13. "I didnt think you were a northerner" What did I tell you?99% of gays/guys past Brum have the faulty gene and a healthy dose of oestrogen,theres actually a Trannie shop hidden away in the back streets of newcastle
  14. I came out of the water hypothermic,there was a queue of brokeback-anglers fighting over who should rub against me to raise my core-temperature,and they all wanted to stick thermometers in me
  15. Gok and we are all having naked group-hugs in a freezing cold chalk-stream covered in fish-slime as insulation against goose-bumps
  16. Some people might actually take the grass-and-treble seriously Ooty We have a bigger-better trip planned,something in the pipe-line,the seasons just begun,its all a game
  17. Roe-fishing Ooty?We could have actually had another earlier in the night,its one of BRB's trade-secrets Next time its brokeback-carping :kiss:
  18. The roe was a casualty of BRB's incredible double-handed spey cast,nasty wound from a No32 trout hook We all had a good time Malt,it was a comedy of errors,but it was funny
  19. No pics of the quid we left then?25 pence each down the drain if no one finds it and we have no photographic evidence we actually left it
  20. I told you why I needed them,the smell of latex heightens my nocturnal hunting skills
  21. Sorry Matty But its an infringement of my sexual liberties if anyone comments adversely on the sexual flux I currently find myself going through,I am trying to metamorphosis from chrysalis into butterfly,it will take time,and repeated psychiatric and surgery visits,its lucky my wifes 26 inch waist skirt and size 4 high-heels dont fit though I would have probably snapped a heel off on that darned flint
  22. But at least the lipsi ....Lipsalve stopped my lips from chapping,I bet BRB thought his luck was in when a pretty,shapely blond minced over the carpark towards him,I even practiced swaying my hips in the mirror,got a right good shimmy going
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