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mackem

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  1. If I wanted to clear a stretch of river theres ways of doing it,trust me on that,but no ones going to put them into print,if anyones got to ask they are better off with a fishing-rod and taking one for the pot.
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    christmas list

    Latinas are hot mate,you should have asked me the other night,I have a small scar on my hand from having a fork-tine stabbed into it,right to the bone,thais are much more demure,but they still have their moments and can kick-off,its just they smile while doing it
  3. After you shot them,how many dogs did it take to track that number in 2 hours?
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    christmas list

    Salma Hayek GOOD CHOICE
  5. One thing that struck me the other night BRB is how different we all are in the flesh from our internet persona's,you appeared quite normal
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    New Pup

    Loki......deceitful,mischevious,and a murderer
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    New Pup

    Looks like she has a throat-hold on the bigger dog Surprised she hasnt savaged the cat
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    New Pup

    Kali....godess of death and destruction,would have fitted her to a T
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    New Pup

    My mates would take the piss,they would think either I was gay or I had a speech impediment.......AEAEAE
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    New Pup

    Imagine if it was pronounced as it was spelt
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    New Pup

    A'yea'ya.............I always wanted a daughter to call her that
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    New Pup

    Beautiful pup,I have a great name for it,mightnt be to your tastes though....AEAEAE.......it means "Magic" excellent name
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    im wishing

    He was a geordie,typical,"The badgers are welcoming me into their clan" How come,are they scottish?
  14. Tote,you always get beautiful fish
  15. Good man,I kinda figured my preaching and sermoning last night would bring about a massive and total character transformation Early Mass at church tomorrow
  16. Theres more to it than that scent,JOE worked on a trout-farm for 2 years,some things are kept within the industry
  17. id say you could write a book about it pal ,i for one would by it .Persoally iv lamped salmon ,netted trout and the rest il leave untold I guess he isnt going to tell you about Fish-lax,I dont blame him,some methods are a little TOO effective
  18. Joe taught me an incredible method I never heard before nor since,forget Jeyes Fluid in water,maybe Joe will tell you about the fish-laxatives they use on trout farms
  19. Disgastin :sick: Joe forced me to inflate two condoms earlier in the night and use them for cleavage,unfortunately they werent inflated equally so I looked rather mis-shapen from a distance,lop-sided actually so I "Popped" them with a pin
  20. That was ginger-spice slumming it
  21. What the poachers of old had by way of fieldcraft,stealth,and guile we compensate with modern technology,methods,and equipment,different strokes for different blokes
  22. Some things are best shrouded in mystery and unsaid,you have to see them to believe them
  23. There was a drunken geezer sitting outside the pub staring at me,he did a double-take,I think he thought his luck was in :kiss: My stubble might have given the game away though,unless he was used to rough-looking birds
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