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  1. So JOE turns up for our fishing session earlier and started unloading loads of tackle,I took my usual £5 car-boot rod&reel combination,a tin of sweetcorn,and a couple of hooks,joe however was loaded for bear,1lb TC rod,2oz quivertip,beautiful little fixed-spool that purred softly when the handle was turned,and a whole range of end tackle that looked as if it cost a months salary,oh yeah and baits galore,cheddar-cheese,spam(I thought he was going to make sarnies)even a couple of micro-lures designed for chub he bought from harris-angling Tiny little lures that weighed mere grams,best des
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    Flaming Sambuka

    I have heard of crouching tiger but he looked like dragon boy,imagine when he belches
  3. Sorry about my little misunderstanding with Neil Gooney johnny,but he is as confused as a blind lesbian at a fish market sometimes,he didnt seem to grasp the concept that some of us have permission and what almost amounts to an open ticket where fishing rights are concerned Yup,JOE has set himself up as freelance fisheries manager cum fish relocator,indeed he seems to be doing quite well at it as he always seems to be out visiting and checking riparian venues,he hasnt employed his old mate though,said I cant catch a pig in a poke,therefore I have challenged him to a grudge-match to be enact
  4. Is that the ones you always use when we go out JOE Never failed you yet
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    BNP

    Thomas Jefferson.
  6. We should get one or two,I saw lots of chub this morning mate,I even saw a few jumping clean out of the water Its a densly packed stretch
  7. I will be in MACRO tommorrow and get a 1kg tin,JOE says he cant stay for more than an hour tomorrow night sadly,but I am sure he will take a pic of whatever we catch in an hour Might even take a few spinners,see if we can pike up a jack
  8. Do what I do Doga,get an issue of trout and salmon magazine,loads of usefull addies in there mate
  9. JOE just phoned me MATY,he is coming for a chubbing session on the thames tomorrow night,methinks a visit to MACRO is in order for an industrial sized tin of sweetcorn,watch out for his pics on saturday,thats assuming we actually catch something for a change
  10. Somehow I hardly think thats necessary do you But I think his keep-net would make a good pic after the session
  11. I MORE than like it,in fact I want JOE to come over tomorrow night with his nice expensive camera for a Chubbing session I will even buy the bait,the pictures should be good as there are some really nice fish in there from what I saw earlier
  12. As soon as he buys it,it really would make for some very interesting footage,I was VERY impressed this morning,normally fishing equipment doesnt really impress me,its functional and has a use end of,but earlier today when I got into the water,it was like a revelation
  13. I thought you might appreciate that as well as the accent
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    BNP

    Easiest just to have no religion,I aint and I dont lose sleep over it Just get on with life,why worry about what happens afterwards
  15. Geordie,except when I am talking it sometimes sounds like I am afflicted with tourettes
  16. Same as rabbit snares Maty,brass eyelet,2 strands of spun wire,tie it onto the top of the rod,I dont really need to snare trout maty as I proved to myself earlier today
  17. Penton-hook is a nice place to fish mate,and it holds a lot of pike I am sure I will get something,even if its only jacks like this morning
  18. I wasnt thinking of rare and magnificent,I was thinking of hideously expensive I have a DVD showing several lions being bowhunted at night over bait,looks incredible,but I couldnt work out how its cheaper to hunt a leopard than a lion
  19. Did you get the luion in your avatar?I have seen the price they charge to hunt those things,you need to take out a second mortgage
  20. Remember Ian Paisley?Theres irish and theres irish mate
  21. I was out at 5am this morning on a Thames tributary,4pike biggest about 8lb,3 perch,and 3 small eels Going to try and have a proper piking session one night next week,water temps are perfect
  22. Its the male equivelant of a Georgina lol you're not very helpful in describing accents when you say Georgina i am thinking Georgia as in the south... and ... no thanks lol no idea what a georgina is Georgina is a female Geordie I cant really describe the accent,but it was voted one of the best in britain,I cant remember what picked up the worst vote,either Brummie or scouse?
  23. No Beardie mate,you can tell that as soon as you see her in the flesh,BedlingtonXgreyhound first cross
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