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  1. mackem
    Its true isnt it?Theres just something about grasping that rubbery teat between your lips in the dark thats comforting to most adult males
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    I dont know about that,I have breast few on a few ladies nipples and I am slightly older than 8 years old
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    They are awfull thin,stick-like actually Oh well,its only for another week I suppose
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    Guys have normally got hairy nipples :sick:
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    Oh yeah Looks like the kids will have to suck trout bones and eat clear-water soup for the next week then
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    Can I have that tenner back you loaned off me then?
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    I can probably see a few hundred in a day CS
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    I am in Surrey at the moment mate,I open my back door and see flocks of parrots Ring Necked Parakeets Mackem? I used to keep them , attractive birds. Rich, instead of the prize just keep the photos coming so I can sit here and drool with envy Ring-necked and orange-winged,the latter are in small numbers but the ring-necked are as common in this area as they are in India
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    I am in Surrey at the moment mate,I open my back door and see flocks of parrots
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    Not really up on my monitors,they run around the garden,eat chicks,and scurry off quickly when you surprise them,thats all I really know
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    Thats because your LOADED joe
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    Lucky find,I always enjoyed reading BB's works as a kid
  13. mackem
    Could be worse,PAYPAL could be based in Abuja,and run by Nigerians,in which case you would all be totally skint
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    Get your t*ts out,get your t*ts out,get your t*ts out for the......................Bairn
  15. mackem
    BITTY..........BITTY............BITTY...........
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    Followed by the good the bad and the bull x Could be........The good,the bad,and the Pug-lee............................(think about it,pugs and drummers)
  17. mackem
    Just do as I did,flag and report.
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    Maty,something tells me JOE and I are going to have a re-match within the next week or two,a proper session,though who walks away with the honours this time is anyones guess
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    The sequels due out soon "..............And a few ferrets more"
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    Thats true mark,I never looked at it in thatlight
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    F***ing hell mark,you kept half the guys up in here all night waiting on tender-hooks with bated breath for pics of your lawn,fitted kitchen and a few bunnies
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    Isnt that Markbricks pile of bunnies?Looks a similar number MARK THEY NICKED YOUR RABBITS Good night out lads
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    "We have had problems with people stealing the fish to restock their own waters"
  24. mackem
    Would that be the gentleman who asked to see the Environmental Agency Identification Cards?As the old advert used to say.........................."Time,for a sharp exit!".......................Exit stage left! I thought you would enjoy that fishing,would have been better if it was somewhere a little more isolated
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    Goanna?Tastes like shit.............To Quote Crocodile Dundee Eaten monitor before,I suppose it tastes the same?Is that a perenti?I think they grow up to 6ft?
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