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  1. mackem
    Hattie Jaques?Thats harking back to transvestism again
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    You might see plenty of indigenous wildlife on fridays and saturdays,mainly nocturnal,shortly after kicking out time,only went there once,that was enough,if I had spent longer than a week there I would have been on anti-depressants
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    If its a "Carry-on" Movie Marks got to be Sid James,SJM is Babs Windsor,and I guess I have to be kenneth Williams,I am sure we can do bawdy smut between us As for me in drag,remember the Hollywood maxim,never work with animals,children,and trannies :kiss:
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    Eat his cows 'cos he fed you porkies
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    http://www.thecrownestate.co.uk/tce_faqs.htm
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    Tell him the intertidal-zone belongs to King Neptune Or Canute depending on the tides
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    River pollack?Normally catch them when fishing for pike with sweetcorn But we did once find a wreck on the tyne upriver just past Hexham,kept motoring round and drift fishing over it as the tide pulled us downstream,dropping 7/0 Hokkais weighted with 3lb weights to reach bottom quickly it was no great shakes to get full-house on river pollack once we got past the cod and ling
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    AC/DC fans?

    mackem replied to mad al's topic in General Talk

    I always thought AC/DC was classified back-page avdert slang for Bisexual
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    Already flagged,she is very lucky he was civil and passive and it wasnt Fireman at the helm
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    Sounds like you had a great time,try and take a cam one day,record your exploits
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    How big were the pollack BB?How long was your session?
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    That guy has a lot of patience
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    Doesnt the switchboard-operator bear a similarity to Jodie Foster Facial bone-structure,hairstyle etc?
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    Long time ago I did a TEFL in the ILI in Cairo,hope you dont mind John,I was taught visual-aids always increase attention and maintain an audience in a lesson........... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=By0oe7BUDWQ
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    Ditch is actually running a successful podiatry practice in the Republic of Ireland
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    At the end of the day,its for charity,not to line someones pockets,nor boost an ego,nor for bragging rights,just for charity,maybe it wont come off,maybe all the pieces will fit and it will,but wouldnt it be fun trying?I am sure anyone would buy a disc 100% more informative than most of them doing the rounds at the minute?Methods some people havent seen on film?f*****g-hell,anythings got to be better than staged trout-tickling filmed solely to prop-up someones retirement fund?
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    Dont forget some pictures later mark
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    Dont drop the idea like a hot coal Ooty,its early days yet,the concepts sound,I am fishing with different people at the weekend,let me chat to someone about pre-ban footage
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    I had two old Lurchers Scot,14 and 15 respectively,both had them,you could feel them in the fatty tissue on their chests.
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    Enjoyable Mark Irish pups right,this isnt going to be your last video
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    Perfectly legal to release pre-ban filmed footage,its not a gold card we need,its an amex black
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    Marks actually drafting proposals as we speak covering a nationwide CAR (catch-and-release)program for when he is No10's next resident I can see you being No11's newest occupant Timmy
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    I saw that clip BRB Theres a report somewhere online it was faked-somehow?
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    What NV gear you using Nick?
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    Depends what wiped them out in the first plave Undi
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