How did he have your address is the frightening thing
Good lad will....
The next knock at the door could well be will looking for somthing in return
Quid pro quo clarice
It wasnt a conventional gardening shop as such,not mowers and rakes and such-likes,more for specialised cultivators,I bought a house abroad out of it,my slogan was "Business is blooming"
I used to have a gardening business,well,rather a shop that sold gardening supplies,very interesting,I used to own a house once called "Casa-Verde" till the wife made me change it,even though I just named it that as an in-joke p**s-take
Spanky-hanky?NO WAY!!!I want to be ressurected as "Pitt the Homo" so my wife will believe once and for all that he is nothing more than a big poofter What are you REALLY growing?
Your growing human-embryo-filled vegetable pods,with a plan for world dominance once you have cloned us all and sucked the lifeblood from our veins?Oh,I grow those as well,can I be Brad Pitt in the next life?Please?
One of our forays is bringing us to your neck of the woods next month Buckshot,we have invites on several northern rivers inclduing the Wear and the Tyne,stay tuned
Bear,theres no comaprison in a taste-test,chalk-stream blows stockies out of the water We are in your neck-of-the-woods next month casting a fly or two for sea-trout and salmon,paid through the nose for an exclusive beat Its only money