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  1. mackem
    But at least the lipsi ....Lipsalve stopped my lips from chapping,I bet BRB thought his luck was in when a pretty,shapely blond minced over the carpark towards him,I even practiced swaying my hips in the mirror,got a right good shimmy going
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    im crying lol Wait till next time
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    Put my hand on a bible and say neither dogs-nor-guns,funny what you can do with a fishing-rod BRB,more than one way to skin a cat
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    Wasnt that last cast incredible?First time I ever saw a trout AND a roebuck on the same hook Got any pics of the deer?
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    Fished in 'ampshire small hours,still tired,but what a night very enjoyable,good company,funny as f**k,and a very unusual catch for a nights fishing????Ampshire trout-fishing,the flint trout are generally considered uncatchable by local 'ampshire folks,but it took a visitor from north of Watford to spin that theory on its head once and for all and shatter the myth of the flint.First fishery we arrived at was a no-go-zone,the gate was open,Quelle horreur,obviously the owner or syndicate members were having a looksee on the water,I have permission,but sometimes folk like solitude,reflection time
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    4lb???? Fishermens tales,that was the one that got away
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    Depends if he is sticking to the diet
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    Nothing quite like the feel of a flexing rod in your hand Ooty I think Mark is back treading flint underfoot soon
  9. mackem
    I know exactly how you feel
  10. mackem
    'Ampshire chalk-stream trout are like 'ampshire hares,uncatchable Might get 1 or 2
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    Luck Rex?Knowledge and opportunity colliding You out this weekend mate?
  12. mackem
    That isnt a finger,thats Ditches big-toe Tight grouping Al
  13. mackem
    Trying a new bait tonight scent,going fishing with a few guys from here,fingers crossed,fishing for the hardest fish of them all.......'ampshire chalk-stream trout
  14. mackem
    I am actually fishing tonight using sweetcorn,hope I get a result
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    Hopefully we will get one or two tonight,only ever fly-fished once before
  16. mackem
    lol accidental pun? Nope Deliberate
  17. mackem
    Ballan Wrasse?Normally shoal with bream and carp,that wier by the pubs a killer
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    He has agreed to walk,his original words were "I dont do walking" "Saves on shoes right?Besides,he would have to do some serious pitch-black off-roading to get onto this river
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    I couldnt do 60k nowadays mark,but no way am I carrying someone off a riverbank tonight because they refuse to walk 10 yards to the path
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    I just told him about the time I had to walk 60 kilometers in a day,I dont think he feels well I am sure he will keep you a few fish
  21. mackem
    See Thats why you never got the invite,everyone knows how hard these trout are to catch,we just didnt want anyone to look foolish,us if you caught 100,or you if you caught nowt Its best we never know
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    Thats why its been hush-hush and you never got your invite Mark,we couldnt handle the competition 'ampshire trout as you well know,because of the,quartz,chalks and limestone deposits in the area are the hardest fighting fish in the country bar none,thats the story,now if you come over and disprove that by emptying the river we are going to look like genuine plums right?So no invite
  23. mackem
    Call the show "Mark my words"
  24. mackem
    2 or 21/2 pounds in weight maybe?Difficult to get the scale.
  25. mackem
    NOW IF YOU HAD ONE OF THOSE TOMOS ON YOUR DASH,WICK WOULD BE INBETWEEN BATH AND BRISTOL MATE,yes iam out tonight doin a walkin video for a bit of fun,callin foxes you out mac,all the best mark I am out fishing Mark,on the 'ampshire flint (chalkstream trout).
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