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  1. mackem
    Loads of grayling hereabouts valleylad,I got a few the other week,accidental catches when trout fishing,but some of the streams your going to get no change from a few hundred quid for a days fishing
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    Your not coming back MORE empty handed than you did last time are you
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    Discretion is the better part of valour sometimes Malt,besides,who but an idiot would favour standing up to his armpits in the middle of a lake at 2am with an orange polyproylene handline
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    f*****g hell,clubbed to death AND halalled Whoever said the americans go overboard?Whats wrong with cheese-wire garrott and a clawhammer
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    My speciality is crab-lines Filled many a freezer with one
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    FAMOUS DOG

    mackem replied to riohog's topic in General Talk

    Oh well,I just lost £500,000 on that question,I knew I should have gone 50/50
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    FAMOUS DOG

    mackem replied to riohog's topic in General Talk

    Just niusance,capetown I always knew watching "Who wants to be a millionaire" would come in handy one day
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    Tote,thats a beauty mate 1oz from the record So its just waiting to be broken,and there are fish out there that can do it Theres something special about grayling,they have character,thanks for sharing the pic
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    Stocksbridge f*****g hell,the name rings a bell,and that pool if youve noticed is populated again
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    I just projectile vomited breakfast everywhere like the Excorcist scene :sick: At least have the decency to wear a thong
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    Men are from Mars,women are from Venus Al,two different species,always at odds with each other,some have symbiotic relationships,others live in warlike neutrality,I always try and walk the simpatico line
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    Phenomenal session,once in a lifetime,you know what they say about Luck?Knowledge and opportunity meeting
  13. mackem
    Group hugs all round then :kiss:
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    Takes a man to offer one,and an equal man to grasp one.............
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    Only ever caught 4 grayling,all within the space of 20 minutes,none bigger than a pound,but I wouldnt mind seeing a pic of a big grayling?
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    Words online are often misinterpreted,60% of communication is kinesic,the interpretation of body language,only 7-10% is actual words,thats the problem with 'Tinternet,one dimensional flat screen with words on,no tones nor inflections,its damn nigh impossible to interpret the specifics and intentions,but Levs is holding out an Olive branch mark...........
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    Poachers hyper-markets if they sell those minnow dip-nets as well Once the polaks realise their versatility thats it for the UK coarse-fishing market,the end,finito!
  18. mackem
    Get yourself out then,give it a try,you might get 1 or 2
  19. mackem
    Very supertitious people,they always called us gweilos
  20. mackem
    You could have went to sleep that night and woken up dead the next morning
  21. mackem
    Rather you than me kay http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jYbaveZ0NYY
  22. mackem
    Staying in hostels kay your brave,havent you seen the Eli Roth movie?
  23. mackem
    Dont phone anyone except a vet.
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    Aeroflot Late 1980's flying from Moscow to Tashkent,pilot knew he had a few foreign guys on board,heavily accented english "Ladies and gentlemen,please fasten your seatbelts,we will now attempt a take-off"my mate looked at me and said "He better do better than f*****g ATTEMPT mate"do you remember the aeroflot plane mid 1990's which crashed in siberia if memory serves me correctly?Black-box showed the pilot had been giving his 15 year old son flying lessons?Their airline motto was always "Aeroflot,united we fly,united we die"
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    I had altitude sickness mate,even mild isnt funny
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