mackem
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Stick a bit of fishing on,I can show you something on a trout-stream you havent seen before
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Get a flint(Not hampshire )and some steel,strike them against each other,your always going to get sparks,some people just rub against each others grain,Tomo's thread
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They are odd little fish mate,like I said I only ever saw one,but a friend who used to work on the trawlers said they are common
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But it was still an awesome result,TOMO,you should think about hiring Spielberg(MB) to film one of your nights
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It was all going so well
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Classy :sick: :sick:
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I have only ever seen a red-one in real life,I since found out it was the male in breeding-livery
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Lumpsucker?
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Sorry Mrs Sweepy,thats not the case I am afraid,maybe for those who are pussy-whipped or who have a ladies underwear fetish and like the feel of silky gussets covering their privates,but the sea is brimming-over with fish,its never difficult to catch a quality one Yeah...such a way with words!!! Cracks me up!! But if that is the case Mack, why oh why do you pick such rank ones?????!! Trial-and-error Foxy,sorting the wheat from the chaff,you got to open a lot of oysters to find a pearl right?Mrs Whippy,the varnish has bubbled-up on the end of my rod near the top-eye(anglers t
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I dont even speak english I am from the north east
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Sorry Mrs Sweepy,thats not the case I am afraid,maybe for those who are pussy-whipped or who have a ladies underwear fetish and like the feel of silky gussets covering their privates,but the sea is brimming-over with fish,its never difficult to catch a quality one
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All part of lifes rich tapestry I have certainly known some oddities Still,we cant appreciate the smooth without having roughed it a bit
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Not even tempted to click on that link?Come off it,dont kid-a-kidder,you've been missing for 15 minutes,ting-tong macadangdang is probably wending her way to west-wales as we speak As for flatulent ladies,sitting close to some of them is a surefire recipe for methane-narcosis,why do they giggle coyishly when they do it It f**king stinks,real eye-waterers
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Sorry foxy,bring back Swiss finishing schools for young ladies thats what I say,staffed by stern-faced Jean-Brodies who rap a girls knuckles for unladylike misdemeanours,I think we all need Stepford-wives
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I like women Malt,but seriously,people who live in glass houses shouldnt throw stones,they moan and complain about us incessantly,probably to divert attention away from their own shortcomings,we could always go for the safe middle-ground I suppose,find a partner who not only empathises from both sides but actually straddles the fence http://www.ladyboykisses.com/showfotos.php...g&history=4
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Excellent EOD pic TOMO,good result,the lads enjoyed themselves
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Errr....not your type of special Mackem!!!!! I have watched a few women do it,once they are comfortable with your presence they have all-sorts of odd bathroom behaviour,whats so special about a piece of tissue with a dun-coloured smear of crap on it for goodness sakes?Worse was one lady I knew who thought nothing of plunging her hand into her panties and scratching vigorously "Down there" with a smile of satisfaction,I distinctly remember the rasp of manicured fingernails on bristles
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Are you a "Special type of lady" also foxy?
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OAP homes,over 60's dances,and small-ads in classified columns
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Midway through the story seems to go off on a whole new tangent plots and sub-plots as new characters emerge from the wings,behind the scenes PM's must be flying like like tracer during the blitz Mark Twain:“It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense"
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Excellent place,great food and every rickshaw wallah knows GB road,Delhi's infamous red-light district Just dont ask "Kitna rupiah?"
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Congrats mate
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Bloody horrible that fake tan crap,i like women who look naturaly beautiful without the help of cosmetics. My youngest kid once asked her had she been tango'd The tan-lines cracked and radiated outwards when she laughed
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I have a mate whose wife has aged BADLY,early 40's but would pass for early 50's easily,her skin is like leather,combination of 40 ciggies a day for 25 years,and she used to live in a solarium virtually,nowadays she gets an interior decorating firm to skim on her fake tan,the kids call her losbter-woman because she is orange and leaves smudges on the sofa when she rests her head and neck on the back
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Ever been in a bathroom with a woman when she is defecating?Why do they sniff and examine the toilet-paper after wiping?? :sick:
