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    OAP homes,over 60's dances,and small-ads in classified columns
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    Midway through the story seems to go off on a whole new tangent plots and sub-plots as new characters emerge from the wings,behind the scenes PM's must be flying like like tracer during the blitz Mark Twain:“It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense"
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    Excellent place,great food and every rickshaw wallah knows GB road,Delhi's infamous red-light district Just dont ask "Kitna rupiah?"
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    proud dad

    mackem replied to hound's topic in General Talk

    Congrats mate
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    Bloody horrible that fake tan crap,i like women who look naturaly beautiful without the help of cosmetics. My youngest kid once asked her had she been tango'd The tan-lines cracked and radiated outwards when she laughed
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    I have a mate whose wife has aged BADLY,early 40's but would pass for early 50's easily,her skin is like leather,combination of 40 ciggies a day for 25 years,and she used to live in a solarium virtually,nowadays she gets an interior decorating firm to skim on her fake tan,the kids call her losbter-woman because she is orange and leaves smudges on the sofa when she rests her head and neck on the back
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    Ever been in a bathroom with a woman when she is defecating?Why do they sniff and examine the toilet-paper after wiping?? :sick:
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    I used to have an exceedingly hirsute bi-sexual girlfriend who used to fart AT me :sick:
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    Pits just came up with a valid point actually,was that edition published in 1985?
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    At this precise moment valley I am eating a truly gargantuan fry-up,mushrooms,tomatoes,onion,eggs,sausage,Black-pudding & beans,a real cholesterol laden meal,its certainly not reminiscent of my breakfast as a kid,bit of burnt toast and a cuppa before school
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    Congrats mate,nowt worse than working away when the kids are toddlers
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    Tells you inside mate,I have a first edition,SOMEWHERE,either in my sisters garage or in the loft
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    Is that Badger digging,Dave Harcombes book a first edition?Worth a few quid
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    Kudos?One-upmanship?They taste better?I fish some decent waters most weeks,game-fisheries and trout-streams,never once paid more than a quid
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    Fecking hell WILF you have wrote a post without sarcasm in it for a change :11: Joe,I actually,honestly,and truly did a double-take when I first read his post earlier,a new dawn has indeed broken
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    Identical twins would be great,double-trouble
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    Catch her and her lover in flagrante delicto,shoot them dead,but only in france where you might still be able to claim crime passionel
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    Damage limitation exercise
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    Its a good enough summarisation Devon,TBF's thread titled "Obnoxious c**t" has just been surreptitiously removed I note
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    I like the headcovers his wife,the hardest part for a woman is losing her hair after Chemo.
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    Pity the screen isnt scratch-and-sniff,do a major league bake at the weekend and invite us all round
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    Couldnt put it any better myself. Well said Mackem Schoolground bullying in a way Tyla,keyboard warriors sitting at home popping off shots at a guy because they are part of a clique,a cadre who close ranks when he retaliates,hopefully today shook a few ego's and blew down a few straw-houses Mark had the final word as it happens,no-one can top Memphis,had me smiling every time I recalled it
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    Surrey mate,decent enough fishing locally
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    Stick BBC2 on,fishing for piraracu in the amazon
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    I dont live there anymore valley,left a long time ago to be honest,still have a sister in Durham however
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