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  1. I dont live there anymore valley,left a long time ago to be honest,still have a sister in Durham however
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    who is everyone

    All the best with them
  3. I know easington mate,a few guys on here live there,when you think about it we were the original ASBO kids
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    who is everyone

    Congrats on the twins Paid,keeping you busy?
  5. We used to go hedge-diving and crashing into those big Lleylandii Cypresus hedges,peter barrellas dad used to hate us,they were his pride and joy,he was a frustrated topiarist nice fish,brownies are beautiful,taste great however they are cooked,and are excellent sport
  6. Scrap-batter from Kim Chong,used to call her kim the chinky as a kid,and nicking bottles of milk from doorsteps first thing in the morning when checking my gill-net during salmon season,nicking any plummer book that hit the library in sunderland next to mowbray park
  7. I have a mate,lives up in Durham,well known in the area,looks like a belsen escapee nowadays,excellent guy but somethings not quite right inside He is the only guy I ever met to be prosecuted for poaching goldfish
  8. Its part of the adventure of childhood valley,funny times,its a wonder we survived
  9. They were all for the taable, but i dont eat fish myself......but my mates seemed to enjoy them. Christ we used to leave the river with a carrier bag each full of the poor fish. Half way up the farm track was a house that sold a few ice creams and suchlike and we used to trade them for the trout and grayling.....lol..they were "cheapo" cornetto's but we didnt care for we were all from a poor up bringing and to us it was Ambrosia....up to six of these cornets we would eat on our way up the long, windy hill that lay before us all the way to the bus stop....jesus , thats brings back some memori
  10. Stage-performance,the audience never know whats going on behind the scenes,but taking it at face-value and I aint fawning nor psychopantic neither,I have to side with Al,Mark stood his ground,took the flak from all sides,and shrugged it off,its about time the off-stage vendettas from who-ever and their henchmen stopped,if he infuriates or irritates you simple,dont click on one of his topics,not exactly rocket science is it,but notice one thing,anything with his name on always engenders a massive amount of responses,moths and mercury-lamps,
  11. I always had the hots for Trace
  12. All been battologized today in every way,shape,and form
  13. Did you kill any as table-fish JD?Compared to trout how do they fare?
  14. Good tune John,redneck yeeharrrr good-ole-boy quality about it
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    Rumour has it Darcys published works are funding his rhinoplasty
  16. Live by the sword,die by the sword,true(ish) maxim
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    Byron,I think the sire to your poodles is my stud dog mincer :kiss:
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    Elaborate and ellucidate please Mick,for the hard-of-thinking amongst us,IE............me
  19. If your wondering why I have shards of glass in my rectum,word of advice?Get the thicker gauge PYREX tubing,otherwise the hamster gets puree'd
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    who is everyone

    Well,its kind of sad but true,some guys strive in this world for aplha-male status,they never get it,they dont even make beta-male actually,the sort of guys never taken seriously in male group gatherings,social inepts/indaequates,but at least mummy still loves them :kiss:
  21. George Adamson's book IS reccommended,Rivals and arrivals?Twitchers?
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    who is everyone

    I know mate,I am doing a piece on them even as we speak,its not their fault,fear of the unknown,only child syndrome,lots of reasons really,kind of wierd,but some people are like that,I left home at 16,jump-or-be-pushed,but some people never break away from those apron-strings
  23. After devouring those three books, i moved onto "My side of the mountain"! note: NOT Brokeback mountain!!! MY SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN f*****g-hell,one of my favourites as a kid,quality read
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    who is everyone

    Scratch the above guys,I am writing a role-play piece on social-inadequates for work,I copied-and-pasted it on the wrong site
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