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  1. mackem
    Your on about eel fykes mate?
  2. mackem
    I got a different hairpiece now,and was even toying with the idea of buying a batman outfit
  3. mackem
    Elver dip-net,I am sure there are more commercially effective methods around
  4. mackem
    Water-sports.........................Overrated
  5. mackem
    Bottom left "Come and shave me.......................................
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    Its a good site,thats a fact,but I wouldnt like to lose too many of those lures in a session
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    One caveat however LG,your "Redneck" fishing methods wont be tolerated in 'ampshire mate,best leave them at home in Essex
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    Thats very kind of you, I may take you up on that one day when I've saved up my £1 . And seriuosly Maty you could earn money taking people fly fishing for wild browns. I've herd many people paying good money for wild browns and catching nish . I am a magnanimous soul LG,please,allow me to pay for your session
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    I am shocked frankly LG,bows&arrows?Spears?Gill nets?You will be advocating fish-bombs and cyanide-fishing next,tsk,tsk,tsk
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    I feel mortified LG at such a scurrilous besmirchment upon my character However,I never hold a grudge good sir,and we have recently secured sole notcurnal fishing rights on a PRIME chalk-stream beat jumping with quality wild brownies and grayling of good-size,your more than welcome to fish the water as out guest LG,any time
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    I would never slate you LG,you were once my MEMPHIS(Mark )but the rod wasnt a prop mate,with my sensible head on,for once,your right,fly-fishing is actually calming,tranquil,and a theraputic way to fish
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    I have had one or two sea-trout,totally wild brownies,and a small number of grayling
  13. mackem
    Pricey when you see the actual size of them though
  14. mackem
    I have had a great season to be honest,we fished in Hants friday,got some fish and a roe-buck Let us know how you get on fishing the Wey,I am sure we will be back in Hants this weekend
  15. mackem
    Which river you trying for the grayling Mart?How much to fish there?
  16. mackem
    Always something fascinating about certain plants
  17. mackem
    Remember one thing,we in turn will be pensioners,they love a nice bit of trout
  18. mackem
    You might have to order them from Harris-angling They work for chub,small jacks,brown trout etc,designed to be used with light lines and ultra-light gear http://www.harrissportsmail.com/Categories...CategoryID=2181
  19. mackem
    Get yourself some of Harris-anglings micro-lures Excellent actions and good catchers
  20. mackem
    Excellent memories,but he is wearing socks I was barefoot,good job I dont suffer from cheesy-toe
  21. mackem
    Check out Paul Merton on channel 5 at the moment,paul is in Bikaner where the rat temple is situated,maybe he will go in
  22. mackem
    Excellent results as expected,that ground must be lifting W
  23. mackem
    Fit an ejector-mechanism and a sunroof
  24. mackem
    It was dark and he was breathing heavily when he saw me in that wig,I thought it was sexually motivated but he had walked 10 yards towards me so he could have actually been out of breath,we was complaining about Haemorrhoids and other botty related ailments so maybe the rumours ARE true,and the drivers seat is indeed moulded to his arse
  25. mackem
    Told him he had to walk half a mile last week,he blanched,inhaled sharply,and suggested another venue
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