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  1. mackem
    I used to have an exceedingly hirsute bi-sexual girlfriend who used to fart AT me :sick:
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    Pits just came up with a valid point actually,was that edition published in 1985?
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    At this precise moment valley I am eating a truly gargantuan fry-up,mushrooms,tomatoes,onion,eggs,sausage,Black-pudding & beans,a real cholesterol laden meal,its certainly not reminiscent of my breakfast as a kid,bit of burnt toast and a cuppa before school
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    Congrats mate,nowt worse than working away when the kids are toddlers
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    Tells you inside mate,I have a first edition,SOMEWHERE,either in my sisters garage or in the loft
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    Is that Badger digging,Dave Harcombes book a first edition?Worth a few quid
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    Kudos?One-upmanship?They taste better?I fish some decent waters most weeks,game-fisheries and trout-streams,never once paid more than a quid
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    Fecking hell WILF you have wrote a post without sarcasm in it for a change :11: Joe,I actually,honestly,and truly did a double-take when I first read his post earlier,a new dawn has indeed broken
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    Identical twins would be great,double-trouble
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    Catch her and her lover in flagrante delicto,shoot them dead,but only in france where you might still be able to claim crime passionel
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    Damage limitation exercise
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    Its a good enough summarisation Devon,TBF's thread titled "Obnoxious c**t" has just been surreptitiously removed I note
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    I like the headcovers his wife,the hardest part for a woman is losing her hair after Chemo.
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    Pity the screen isnt scratch-and-sniff,do a major league bake at the weekend and invite us all round
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    Couldnt put it any better myself. Well said Mackem Schoolground bullying in a way Tyla,keyboard warriors sitting at home popping off shots at a guy because they are part of a clique,a cadre who close ranks when he retaliates,hopefully today shook a few ego's and blew down a few straw-houses Mark had the final word as it happens,no-one can top Memphis,had me smiling every time I recalled it
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    Surrey mate,decent enough fishing locally
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    Stick BBC2 on,fishing for piraracu in the amazon
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    I dont live there anymore valley,left a long time ago to be honest,still have a sister in Durham however
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    who is everyone

    mackem replied to a topic in General Talk

    All the best with them
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    I know easington mate,a few guys on here live there,when you think about it we were the original ASBO kids
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    who is everyone

    mackem replied to a topic in General Talk

    Congrats on the twins Paid,keeping you busy?
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    We used to go hedge-diving and crashing into those big Lleylandii Cypresus hedges,peter barrellas dad used to hate us,they were his pride and joy,he was a frustrated topiarist nice fish,brownies are beautiful,taste great however they are cooked,and are excellent sport
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    Scrap-batter from Kim Chong,used to call her kim the chinky as a kid,and nicking bottles of milk from doorsteps first thing in the morning when checking my gill-net during salmon season,nicking any plummer book that hit the library in sunderland next to mowbray park
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    I have a mate,lives up in Durham,well known in the area,looks like a belsen escapee nowadays,excellent guy but somethings not quite right inside He is the only guy I ever met to be prosecuted for poaching goldfish
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    Its part of the adventure of childhood valley,funny times,its a wonder we survived
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