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    I have a disc an eastern-european friend sent me,theres a moive clip,he spreads a sheet of plastic on his kitchen floor then tips two rucksacks out filled with hundreds of trout the same size as your catch,that he and a friend caught in an afternoon
  2. I am going to become a donator,I just had a sudden moment of clarity and realised Markbrick is worth the a fiver of anyones money for entertainment value alone,and thats meant in the nicest possible way
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    Sounds perfect Just like the river I fished in last week except all I got was chubb,roach,dace,perch,pike,and eels
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    How wide is the river?Can you wade it?Many fish in?
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    Sorry Maty,I didnt see that question,a touch of the velvet as in a slightly gay theatrical manner about him
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    I have heard here in the UK people "Purge" carp in freshwater tanks prior to eating them,in China they just net them and eat them the same day,likewise in eastern-europe
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    I like the concept of organic carp,I once knew a guy who ran a cannabis-farm using the waste from huge fish tanks,he called it guppy-ponics and was writing a book on it,he lived in one of the swiss cantons just before the crackdown,I actually went over and helped with his outdoor harvest,strange guy to be honest as most of them are Blue trout Looks cold,I am sure theres some way we can heat it up How big or small were the trout you got maty?Ounces or pounds?I would love to live right next to a trout stream
  8. Go with scousers suggestion then,as he said all the guy can do is say "No" but it still leaves room for negotiation
  9. Thats the one thing I used to hate,all that offering and argy-bargy,estate agents get paid for nowt when you think of it.I think I know the website your on about,thats how I found out how much next door paid
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    Do you think HFW has a touch of the velvet about him Maty?Something not quite right about that foppish hugh-grant type smallholder cum(sic) TV presenter Does he keep the carp in a freshwater tank for a few days prior to cooking it? How does he say it tastes?Going to check some of the trout in my freezer to see if they are whitish or orange/pink or maybe even blue because thats my favourite colour And they might just BE blue,with cold,because they are in the freezer right????
  11. I think it does depend upon the area,you couldnt get away with offering 25k less per 100k in this area.I wish you could
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    HFW gets on my breasts to be honest with his "River-cottage" I f*****g hate hos mop-hair,reminds me of a public school-boy who tried to touch my front-bottom,I get the urge to leave the imprints of his spectacles deeply etched on his face Program sounds good though,what did it say about the merits of pelletVlivefood fed trout?
  13. Does that depend on the area mark?
  14. Dont sleep Buckshot,if theres no trees then guess where the eggs are going to be laid? Get some ear-plugs
  15. Have you already got your in-principle mortgage agreement for a set amount of cash?Plain sailing after that
  16. Looks lethal whatever it is,wouldnt like to be sleeping while it inserted that tube into my ear and began to syphon the old grey-matter
  17. Is it some type of Ichneumon fly?
  18. Nope,usually got a few hundred quid lying around the house,enough for sudden emergencies or daily needs.
  19. I need a bank account as I dont want to leave money lying around,but never once had a credit card,would rather pay cash for whatever
  20. Dawn,I must be the only person on here to have no form of plastic whatsoever
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    Lets check that Golf Course out sometime where that medallist Muntie came from How long does it take to inflate that boat J?
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    We should have went out tonight,TV is crap
  23. The trick to avoiding sores is to always eat them while they are fresh and never get your beaver from a dubious source http://www.cajuncookingrecipes.com/wildgam...aver_recipe.htm
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