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mackem

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  1. The strongest relationships are those truly tested,forged in fire and battle :kiss:
  2. Magic-dust for everyone Marks risen phoenix-like from the ashes,reborn,any slight character quirks are ironed out,one question however?Which side of Hadrians walls the wedding?
  3. I think cupid and the love fairy sprinkled an extra-spoonfull of magic-dust in your tea,the world a better place,enhanced colours,every days a summers day,and theres gold at the end of each rainbow
  4. I used to fancy a girl at school,she didnt even notice me,not once,in the end I resorted to pulling her hair,calling her names,but deep inside her rejection cut like a knife,till one day she smiled,she had noticed me,my spirits soared on wings,flew with the clouds,and so it begins............ :kiss: :kiss:
  5. They arent extortionately priced,but they dont carry a decent line in stock and their claims of searching and negotiating in PRC for the best stock was baloney IMHO,they should actually expand,crayfish-traps of several types,fyke-nets,different types and sizes of cast-nets and a decent instructional DVD showing catches as the movie clips on their site are cribbed from YOUTUBE http://www.castnets.co.uk/
  6. Please no debates on Benito Mussolini No debates on Il Duce from me,he was wearing a german uniform when he was captured,trying to blend in CCTV in Owl-nest boxes Leeview?How are they controlled for Pan,tilt,and zoom?What sort of distance do they relay signals from?Big brother is indeed watching
  7. I have had salmon and sea-trout on the bank within minutes,its not so difficult at times,never heard of boom lines,welsh thing perhaps?Most of those books are antiquated nowadays,different methods etc,theres a UK firm opened dedicated to selling cast-nets,wish I had thought of the concept first,could have added allsorts of fishing paraphinalia to the stock list
  8. I would have cracked-up and collapsed even if I was wearing a dog-collar
  9. mackem

    20,000 pound

    Coins rather than ingots
  10. No ones bullying anyone benito,it just seems a little strange I was on that thread when you typed that,I think there were 5 other names reading,I just wondered how many of them had messaged you in that 3 minutes,elementary reasoning,nowt to do with CID Bobble-hats and dungarees Oots I forgot about the dress sense of those bunnies
  11. Those days are long gone frank,nowadays we rank alongside street-robbers and violent criminals as Public enemy numero uno,Joe Public happily sits and watches Bear Grylls bite a head from a still living snake for dramatic effect,but would complain to the broadcasting standards commission in droves at a terrier legitimately working a fox,or a lurcher chasing cute bunnies,the public in general arent sympathetic to us I am afraid
  12. Whats the title of the book Maty?
  13. so im guessing you are in the force then Force? Me? LOLOLOLOLOLOL, you obviously dont know me! God all me mates are messaging me having a right crack! You've made their night... Thats what made me slightly suspicious,an immediate retraction,and ALL your mates PM'ing you,it probably took 1 minute to type it,so thats 3 minutes for all your mates to message,thats assuming they were reading that particular thread when you were,it just added up like 2+2=19 But as you said your not,my apologies
  14. At one point arctic they actually chatted away to the chopper pilot on a cell-phone,must have been communication somewhere along the line Do you perchance subscribe to "The Job"
  15. Couple of lads after bunnies are a softer-target than a chav street-robber
  16. Few weeks back there was an episode of sky-cops,the eye in the sky was looking for poachers decimating the fallow in Londons east-end,they got a shout some guys had been spotted with rifles on parkland,hovered above a few guys with a deer and rifles,kept them there as loads of plod huffed-and-puffed over a few muddy fields from their vehicles,guys were 100% legit and were culling excess animals,well done sherlock
  17. Going chalk-stream fishing at the weekend,I can almost smell them grilling after a 24hr marinade Wouldnt mind a plate of your mates pie smiffy,sounds mouthwatering to be honest,I love fish
  18. WILF,i saw your name on the bottom,clicked on out of curiosity,and even before I saw the page thought "Bet he says kill it"
  19. mackem

    dvd

    Its a good title,certainly attention catching,except where does the "Rod" enter into the equation?I dont think we are actually using a rod per se
  20. Keystone cops,chocolate fireguards,the force needs a massive shake-up in training and quality of applicants,and give them intense psychiatric evaluations
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