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mackem

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  1. From tiny acorns do mighty oaks grow,pie-in-the-sky at the moment,an embryonic conception,but you never know
  2. Bit of roost shooting with a .22 rimmie,come to europe to film a few methods of emptying a trout-stream as they may be illegal here,do a bit on fenland coursing,moorland rabbiting to ferrets,dogs working cover........... Donate the proceeds to a decent charity,get the press along when you present the cheque,good publicity
  3. Ooty,didnt you ever watch "Pearl-harbour" or "Titanic"?There has to be a love interest in most productions,a glamorous young woman,how can it be yourself and mark unless its "Brokeback Mountain 2" :kiss: :kiss:
  4. Seriously,film it over a few months,I am sure theres any amount of "Faces" wouldnt mind featuring as its for charity,bit of lamping,daytime stuff,trip over the water for fox,loads of things really
  5. "Beauty&The Beast go mooching"Its got a ring to it,much better than "Ways of the old poacher" with the title it has to be SJM and Mark,Sarah has to be beauty,mark,you can be the beast mate,dont complain,its for charity
  6. Stick a bit of fishing on,I can show you something on a trout-stream you havent seen before
  7. Get a flint(Not hampshire )and some steel,strike them against each other,your always going to get sparks,some people just rub against each others grain,Tomo's thread
  8. They are odd little fish mate,like I said I only ever saw one,but a friend who used to work on the trawlers said they are common
  9. But it was still an awesome result,TOMO,you should think about hiring Spielberg(MB) to film one of your nights
  10. I have only ever seen a red-one in real life,I since found out it was the male in breeding-livery
  11. Sorry Mrs Sweepy,thats not the case I am afraid,maybe for those who are pussy-whipped or who have a ladies underwear fetish and like the feel of silky gussets covering their privates,but the sea is brimming-over with fish,its never difficult to catch a quality one Yeah...such a way with words!!! Cracks me up!! But if that is the case Mack, why oh why do you pick such rank ones?????!! Trial-and-error Foxy,sorting the wheat from the chaff,you got to open a lot of oysters to find a pearl right?Mrs Whippy,the varnish has bubbled-up on the end of my rod near the top-eye(anglers t
  12. I dont even speak english I am from the north east
  13. Sorry Mrs Sweepy,thats not the case I am afraid,maybe for those who are pussy-whipped or who have a ladies underwear fetish and like the feel of silky gussets covering their privates,but the sea is brimming-over with fish,its never difficult to catch a quality one
  14. All part of lifes rich tapestry I have certainly known some oddities Still,we cant appreciate the smooth without having roughed it a bit
  15. Not even tempted to click on that link?Come off it,dont kid-a-kidder,you've been missing for 15 minutes,ting-tong macadangdang is probably wending her way to west-wales as we speak As for flatulent ladies,sitting close to some of them is a surefire recipe for methane-narcosis,why do they giggle coyishly when they do it It f**king stinks,real eye-waterers
  16. Sorry foxy,bring back Swiss finishing schools for young ladies thats what I say,staffed by stern-faced Jean-Brodies who rap a girls knuckles for unladylike misdemeanours,I think we all need Stepford-wives
  17. I like women Malt,but seriously,people who live in glass houses shouldnt throw stones,they moan and complain about us incessantly,probably to divert attention away from their own shortcomings,we could always go for the safe middle-ground I suppose,find a partner who not only empathises from both sides but actually straddles the fence http://www.ladyboykisses.com/showfotos.php...g&history=4
  18. Excellent EOD pic TOMO,good result,the lads enjoyed themselves
  19. Errr....not your type of special Mackem!!!!! I have watched a few women do it,once they are comfortable with your presence they have all-sorts of odd bathroom behaviour,whats so special about a piece of tissue with a dun-coloured smear of crap on it for goodness sakes?Worse was one lady I knew who thought nothing of plunging her hand into her panties and scratching vigorously "Down there" with a smile of satisfaction,I distinctly remember the rasp of manicured fingernails on bristles
  20. Are you a "Special type of lady" also foxy?
  21. OAP homes,over 60's dances,and small-ads in classified columns
  22. Midway through the story seems to go off on a whole new tangent plots and sub-plots as new characters emerge from the wings,behind the scenes PM's must be flying like like tracer during the blitz Mark Twain:“It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense"
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