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  1. mackem
    I think something can be arranged mark
  2. mackem
    Do fur,feather,and fin,then you DID 'ampshire
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    f*****g hell mark,that sounds like a threat MarkBrick does Hampshire As for speaking oddly,they do dont they I couldnt understand a word
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    Enjoy your next trip over Mark,be lucky,its all a game
  5. mackem
    Very good result TJ,the runs look well-defined
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    Give me a week or two,I will finish the bigger rod,another night
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    "I didnt think you were a northerner" What did I tell you?99% of gays/guys past Brum have the faulty gene and a healthy dose of oestrogen,theres actually a Trannie shop hidden away in the back streets of newcastle
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    I came out of the water hypothermic,there was a queue of brokeback-anglers fighting over who should rub against me to raise my core-temperature,and they all wanted to stick thermometers in me
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    Gok and we are all having naked group-hugs in a freezing cold chalk-stream covered in fish-slime as insulation against goose-bumps
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    Some people might actually take the grass-and-treble seriously Ooty We have a bigger-better trip planned,something in the pipe-line,the seasons just begun,its all a game
  11. mackem
    Roe-fishing Ooty?We could have actually had another earlier in the night,its one of BRB's trade-secrets Next time its brokeback-carping :kiss:
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    The roe was a casualty of BRB's incredible double-handed spey cast,nasty wound from a No32 trout hook We all had a good time Malt,it was a comedy of errors,but it was funny
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    No pics of the quid we left then?25 pence each down the drain if no one finds it and we have no photographic evidence we actually left it
  14. mackem
    I told you why I needed them,the smell of latex heightens my nocturnal hunting skills
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    Sorry Matty But its an infringement of my sexual liberties if anyone comments adversely on the sexual flux I currently find myself going through,I am trying to metamorphosis from chrysalis into butterfly,it will take time,and repeated psychiatric and surgery visits,its lucky my wifes 26 inch waist skirt and size 4 high-heels dont fit though I would have probably snapped a heel off on that darned flint
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    But at least the lipsi ....Lipsalve stopped my lips from chapping,I bet BRB thought his luck was in when a pretty,shapely blond minced over the carpark towards him,I even practiced swaying my hips in the mirror,got a right good shimmy going
  17. mackem
    im crying lol Wait till next time
  18. mackem
    Put my hand on a bible and say neither dogs-nor-guns,funny what you can do with a fishing-rod BRB,more than one way to skin a cat
  19. mackem
    Wasnt that last cast incredible?First time I ever saw a trout AND a roebuck on the same hook Got any pics of the deer?
  20. mackem
    Fished in 'ampshire small hours,still tired,but what a night very enjoyable,good company,funny as f**k,and a very unusual catch for a nights fishing????Ampshire trout-fishing,the flint trout are generally considered uncatchable by local 'ampshire folks,but it took a visitor from north of Watford to spin that theory on its head once and for all and shatter the myth of the flint.First fishery we arrived at was a no-go-zone,the gate was open,Quelle horreur,obviously the owner or syndicate members were having a looksee on the water,I have permission,but sometimes folk like solitude,reflection time
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    4lb???? Fishermens tales,that was the one that got away
  22. mackem
    Depends if he is sticking to the diet
  23. mackem
    Nothing quite like the feel of a flexing rod in your hand Ooty I think Mark is back treading flint underfoot soon
  24. mackem
    I know exactly how you feel
  25. mackem
    'Ampshire chalk-stream trout are like 'ampshire hares,uncatchable Might get 1 or 2
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