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  1. mackem
    Call the show "Mark my words"
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    2 or 21/2 pounds in weight maybe?Difficult to get the scale.
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    NOW IF YOU HAD ONE OF THOSE TOMOS ON YOUR DASH,WICK WOULD BE INBETWEEN BATH AND BRISTOL MATE,yes iam out tonight doin a walkin video for a bit of fun,callin foxes you out mac,all the best mark I am out fishing Mark,on the 'ampshire flint (chalkstream trout).
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    he will have his own cable chanel soon . it will be BBC Markbrick you lot love extracting the urine, but you all do it in a good sence of humour,mark Theres a wide chasm between light-hearted banter and malicious sniping Mark
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    I never knew you had a place up in Caithness mark?My cousin has also,in Bettyhills west of Thurso :-) TOMO,that would be a classic channel With a phone-in line for viewers to comment Are you out tonight Mark?
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    Mark,only you could pull this type of thing off,its gone from a simple one man band cottage industry home-produced disc to a full BBC production "Lamping with Oddie" type movie Do we need special home-office licences to hunt the otters
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    £5.25 a kilo in Kingston Market,about average I think?
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    I think his foot-related problems sparked off his quest for podiatry perfection,he is actually clarkes-shoes sole recommended podiatrist in the Irish Republic
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    Theres nothing really to get any perspective off mate,typical stockie 2-21/2?Nice fish,you enjoyed catching them,thats all that matters
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    I just splashed out a few quid on some fly-fishing equipment,going to christen it tonight for an hour or two,if I catch owt I might even have a pic to put up tomorrow
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    Probably explains why we ended up at Harlow when we were meant to be going to north-london
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    You just shattered my childhood idyll,I remembered theres a HUGE ICI chemical plant overshadowing everything in the area,is it still there HH?
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    The BEACH?At seal-sands???? Even in the height of summer half-naked birds would get hypothermia
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    Seal-sands was great,we used to sit in the birdwatching hides,my dad bought us a pair of binoculars each one christmas,we used to watch the seals sunning themselves
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    I like Hartlepool,do you ever take your daughter to seal-sands?We used to go as kids,great place
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    driving up to hartlepool there was rows and rows of houses boarded up , i was thinking will i make it out of here alive . and i did barley what a dodgey bunch you are from hartlepool Couple of years back you could pick those houses up for 15k each Middlesborough was the same
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    http://www.thisishartlepool.co.uk/history/...epoolmonkey.asp
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    French spy paul
  19. mackem
    Hattie Jaques?Thats harking back to transvestism again
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    You might see plenty of indigenous wildlife on fridays and saturdays,mainly nocturnal,shortly after kicking out time,only went there once,that was enough,if I had spent longer than a week there I would have been on anti-depressants
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    If its a "Carry-on" Movie Marks got to be Sid James,SJM is Babs Windsor,and I guess I have to be kenneth Williams,I am sure we can do bawdy smut between us As for me in drag,remember the Hollywood maxim,never work with animals,children,and trannies :kiss:
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    Eat his cows 'cos he fed you porkies
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    http://www.thecrownestate.co.uk/tce_faqs.htm
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    Tell him the intertidal-zone belongs to King Neptune Or Canute depending on the tides
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    River pollack?Normally catch them when fishing for pike with sweetcorn But we did once find a wreck on the tyne upriver just past Hexham,kept motoring round and drift fishing over it as the tide pulled us downstream,dropping 7/0 Hokkais weighted with 3lb weights to reach bottom quickly it was no great shakes to get full-house on river pollack once we got past the cod and ling
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