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mackem

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  1. Its developing into a kill or be killed thread when was the last time you watched a couple of teenage boys scrapping?They trade half a dozen badly aimed punches and end up scuffling on the ground,none of this crouching tiger hidden dragon crap
  2. I thought I was reading a choreographed script from a Van-damme fight-scene consultant Gouging eyes and biting ears,sounds like ladies night in Newcastles bigg market
  3. Later this week sometime,fishing in 'ampshire for trout
  4. I once accidentally had a "Wee"(not the nintendo version)on an electric fence
  5. Its not a bally mate,its the arm from a jumper with holes cut out and the top stitched,still does the job
  6. So your saying they have been sold a pup Oots Boom,boom!Only joking W&L,sorry,couldnt resist it Good luck with the pup,please post pics when you collect it
  7. £20 at a car bootie,I borrowed it off Joe
  8. Hope things work out fine for your friend Brock.
  9. Made worse if he licked your face with puppy-glee immediately afterwards with his foetid little doggy-breath
  10. Amen to that Barbus..................Right tools for the job
  11. Keeps,your posts are always top-drawer as usual
  12. En-route to the ball?Homosexu-ball perhaps All good fun,f**k it
  13. Looks like he is suffering a grotesque allergic reaction to something and his face is swelling to the max
  14. The handbag hanging in the background was his,he was chatting into a mirror
  15. I watched a weasel crossing a london car-park last year
  16. You can NEVER have enough fishing equipment Boys toys
  17. Cast around you might be able to pick them up,in tens or 100 multiples,but not at what I would class as an affordable or acceptable price once your freight is added,they aint light
  18. Poor kid,human hamster,imagine the size of mummy and daddy
  19. Thats a negative Valley,kept 20 for the freezer,released the rest,didnt want other guys who pay through the nose to fish that stretch having blank sessions
  20. Not for less than a tenner Maty,and not single nets,the companies I spoke to were manufacturers who deal in 1000+ units
  21. A plurality of angling transgenders is fruity :kiss: a singular is just fruitful Malt
  22. Eeeeeeeeee,them were the days
  23. Its a new range of Camo especially for guys with a feminine streak Trannyflauge :kiss: Yeah,the one chub we got was a decent size,but it was on a trout-stream employing four full-time riverkeepers,didnt expect that
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