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mackem

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  1. Scrap that remote,just move to Stepford,no cellulite,no nagging,no bad-hairdays,and no headaches,I am surprised the average woman in the street hasnt become obsolete
  2. Tyla 2-3lb fish is no problem with a cast net,you can pull a 10'lb fish with them no problems,plus unlike a gill they are a mobile method of fishing,spot-and-cast,or just bait a patch,wait a while and cast over the area,its fun Had a great night,25+ grayling.equal amount of trout,four eels,and a 4lb chub The game-fish and eels were all caught in approx 1hr 20 minutes
  3. I will remember that Chess,I just got my kit assembled,I released the ones I caught last time,tonight they get last rites and a one way journey home
  4. I havent actually Malt But it would have been amusing if the cam switched to him lying face-down in the shag-pile leaking red stuff,poetic justice
  5. Would have been the icing on the cake if there'd been a muzzle-flash in the darkness
  6. I forgot about that little project Maty,I actually remembered it about it ten minutes ago as I was putting new backing on my fly-reel The quest for the holy grayl................ing
  7. Joe decided its grayling or nothing,anything else bar grayling is an abject failure,I hope we get one
  8. So its like a skim line to take off the surface weed and floating detritus?Looks a good book except I have a crick in my neck angled over towards the Right Joe sent me a message,he has splurged some cash on a pair of waders,looks like we christen them tonight
  9. Your polarities have just synchronised,Sarah,your initials will remain the same Mrs SJM(arkbrick) I dedicate this song to your future............... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HRVbLlq2ChI
  10. mackem

    keep fit

    Black-kit!Thats what we need,Ninja suits
  11. The french built Sangatte camp as a jumping-off base for them to get into the UK,they are still there after its closure,though living in woodland etc now.
  12. Most take the piss given the opportunity,its human nature to see how far we bend or flex rules and regs for our own ends
  13. Good job I reminded you where you originated
  14. Is a scillian the same as a sicillian
  15. The world is filled with porous borders Mas,trust me,its not difficult to slip into a country illegally Good old uncle Ben artic,we can call him Ben cant we?It'll help him blend in if he is an anglophobe
  16. Start?An innocent passing comment
  17. £280k?You must put in some hours on that forklift II Duce
  18. The only way your goingto bring her back is taxidermised like norman bates mother,she is on her last legs
  19. I am married,I said GRAYLING not f**king GAYling,grayling is the lady of the river,cute huh?Elvers arent in the same class,river ladies for me
  20. No mate,thats next week,this weekend we are targetting something specific,I want to get a decent grayling
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