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mackem

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  1. Disgastin :sick: Joe forced me to inflate two condoms earlier in the night and use them for cleavage,unfortunately they werent inflated equally so I looked rather mis-shapen from a distance,lop-sided actually so I "Popped" them with a pin
  2. That was ginger-spice slumming it
  3. What the poachers of old had by way of fieldcraft,stealth,and guile we compensate with modern technology,methods,and equipment,different strokes for different blokes
  4. Some things are best shrouded in mystery and unsaid,you have to see them to believe them
  5. There was a drunken geezer sitting outside the pub staring at me,he did a double-take,I think he thought his luck was in :kiss: My stubble might have given the game away though,unless he was used to rough-looking birds
  6. As soon as I rounded the corner and came across the car-park I saw your faces crack up It was a funny night Mark,you would have fitted in just perfect
  7. Worst ones had to be the addle-brained idiot stories of burning-sulphur for pheasants,crabs&Tortoises for ferreting etc,dumb tales yet still they are perpetuated
  8. Basically all the more sly mostly forgotten methods, not the general snares, moonligh ferreting ect.. just things that have been told down generations and so on. Dont have to be old to know poaching methods of old Some of the newer methods are much more interesting
  9. We were out last night,I had a thin cotton top on,sweating till I got into the water,those pics make it look gale-force though charts
  10. How far back is "Old" Whats the staute of limitations expiry date?
  11. Cold up there last night Woodga looks drenched,top result though
  12. Accidental catch mate,wrong time,wrong place,should actually have been 2,one earlier in the evening but some people soften with age That wouldnt surprise me Ooty
  13. Do fur,feather,and fin,then you DID 'ampshire
  14. f*****g hell mark,that sounds like a threat MarkBrick does Hampshire As for speaking oddly,they do dont they I couldnt understand a word
  15. Enjoy your next trip over Mark,be lucky,its all a game
  16. Very good result TJ,the runs look well-defined
  17. Give me a week or two,I will finish the bigger rod,another night
  18. "I didnt think you were a northerner" What did I tell you?99% of gays/guys past Brum have the faulty gene and a healthy dose of oestrogen,theres actually a Trannie shop hidden away in the back streets of newcastle
  19. I came out of the water hypothermic,there was a queue of brokeback-anglers fighting over who should rub against me to raise my core-temperature,and they all wanted to stick thermometers in me
  20. Gok and we are all having naked group-hugs in a freezing cold chalk-stream covered in fish-slime as insulation against goose-bumps
  21. Some people might actually take the grass-and-treble seriously Ooty We have a bigger-better trip planned,something in the pipe-line,the seasons just begun,its all a game
  22. Roe-fishing Ooty?We could have actually had another earlier in the night,its one of BRB's trade-secrets Next time its brokeback-carping :kiss:
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