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  1. mackem
    I couldnt do 60k nowadays mark,but no way am I carrying someone off a riverbank tonight because they refuse to walk 10 yards to the path
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    I just told him about the time I had to walk 60 kilometers in a day,I dont think he feels well I am sure he will keep you a few fish
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    See Thats why you never got the invite,everyone knows how hard these trout are to catch,we just didnt want anyone to look foolish,us if you caught 100,or you if you caught nowt Its best we never know
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    Thats why its been hush-hush and you never got your invite Mark,we couldnt handle the competition 'ampshire trout as you well know,because of the,quartz,chalks and limestone deposits in the area are the hardest fighting fish in the country bar none,thats the story,now if you come over and disprove that by emptying the river we are going to look like genuine plums right?So no invite
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    Call the show "Mark my words"
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    2 or 21/2 pounds in weight maybe?Difficult to get the scale.
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    NOW IF YOU HAD ONE OF THOSE TOMOS ON YOUR DASH,WICK WOULD BE INBETWEEN BATH AND BRISTOL MATE,yes iam out tonight doin a walkin video for a bit of fun,callin foxes you out mac,all the best mark I am out fishing Mark,on the 'ampshire flint (chalkstream trout).
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    he will have his own cable chanel soon . it will be BBC Markbrick you lot love extracting the urine, but you all do it in a good sence of humour,mark Theres a wide chasm between light-hearted banter and malicious sniping Mark
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    I never knew you had a place up in Caithness mark?My cousin has also,in Bettyhills west of Thurso :-) TOMO,that would be a classic channel With a phone-in line for viewers to comment Are you out tonight Mark?
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    Mark,only you could pull this type of thing off,its gone from a simple one man band cottage industry home-produced disc to a full BBC production "Lamping with Oddie" type movie Do we need special home-office licences to hunt the otters
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    £5.25 a kilo in Kingston Market,about average I think?
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    I think his foot-related problems sparked off his quest for podiatry perfection,he is actually clarkes-shoes sole recommended podiatrist in the Irish Republic
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    Theres nothing really to get any perspective off mate,typical stockie 2-21/2?Nice fish,you enjoyed catching them,thats all that matters
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    I just splashed out a few quid on some fly-fishing equipment,going to christen it tonight for an hour or two,if I catch owt I might even have a pic to put up tomorrow
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    Probably explains why we ended up at Harlow when we were meant to be going to north-london
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    You just shattered my childhood idyll,I remembered theres a HUGE ICI chemical plant overshadowing everything in the area,is it still there HH?
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    The BEACH?At seal-sands???? Even in the height of summer half-naked birds would get hypothermia
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    Seal-sands was great,we used to sit in the birdwatching hides,my dad bought us a pair of binoculars each one christmas,we used to watch the seals sunning themselves
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    I like Hartlepool,do you ever take your daughter to seal-sands?We used to go as kids,great place
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    driving up to hartlepool there was rows and rows of houses boarded up , i was thinking will i make it out of here alive . and i did barley what a dodgey bunch you are from hartlepool Couple of years back you could pick those houses up for 15k each Middlesborough was the same
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    http://www.thisishartlepool.co.uk/history/...epoolmonkey.asp
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    French spy paul
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    Hattie Jaques?Thats harking back to transvestism again
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    You might see plenty of indigenous wildlife on fridays and saturdays,mainly nocturnal,shortly after kicking out time,only went there once,that was enough,if I had spent longer than a week there I would have been on anti-depressants
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    If its a "Carry-on" Movie Marks got to be Sid James,SJM is Babs Windsor,and I guess I have to be kenneth Williams,I am sure we can do bawdy smut between us As for me in drag,remember the Hollywood maxim,never work with animals,children,and trannies :kiss:
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