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  1. Get yourself some of Harris-anglings micro-lures Excellent actions and good catchers
  2. Excellent memories,but he is wearing socks I was barefoot,good job I dont suffer from cheesy-toe
  3. Check out Paul Merton on channel 5 at the moment,paul is in Bikaner where the rat temple is situated,maybe he will go in
  4. Excellent results as expected,that ground must be lifting W
  5. Fit an ejector-mechanism and a sunroof
  6. It was dark and he was breathing heavily when he saw me in that wig,I thought it was sexually motivated but he had walked 10 yards towards me so he could have actually been out of breath,we was complaining about Haemorrhoids and other botty related ailments so maybe the rumours ARE true,and the drivers seat is indeed moulded to his arse
  7. Told him he had to walk half a mile last week,he blanched,inhaled sharply,and suggested another venue
  8. Its an honour if a rat takes food from you,I saw one old sadhu there feeding them from food placed between his lips,they were crawling all over him as he sat cross-legged
  9. Always good when the kids start to grow up,funny to watch their characters emerge,I just found out my 13 year old has an older woman she is 15
  10. You become immune to the smell after a while oot's,as soon as you step off the plane in Delhi theres a certain aromatic pungency,if you took notice of it your olfactory system would overdose
  11. The interior open-courtyard even has a mesh roof Malt,to stop BOP and Avian predators from snatching one of its inhabitants,its an eye-opener,rats feted like gods while people live in abject poverty beyond the walls If ever your in the area pop in
  12. The temple guards and attending sadhu's might take a dim view of it Dan,it would be a shit-hole of a place to be beaten to death
  13. My first lurcher when I was a kid once tuned into something,walked him a thousand times through a a small valley known locally as "Dead-mans valley"legend ran that a drift-mine in the valley walls had collapsed killing several miners,took him through one night and he froze staring hard at the rock-face,hackles up and growling Tried to walk him past the spot and he refused Just kept growling and whining
  14. 5'th pic down,see the flip-flops right-hand side of the pic?Barefoot all the way
  15. I spent a week there Scottish,its in Bikaner,great place,you have to walk through the tunnels barefoot,the rats are scabrous,diseased to f**k but it was an experience
  16. I just watched a few,he is good,enjoyed his trout-fishing vid,some nice fish
  17. I live in a "..........On Thames" village,I heard of a guy getting a 15lb fish over a month ago,he has a weir-licence,gets him into otherwise inacessible places
  18. Your the wrong sex Tote,isnt it women who always catch the biggest salmon :kiss:
  19. Beautiful specimens Barbus,someone PM'd me a while ago,he told of a Mill-pool with a possible 20'lb fish in the stretch,he has seen it several times
  20. Theres nothing more empty than EMPTY joe Old Mother Hubbard and all that,nothing left in that cupboard after you have been and visited
  21. If I wanted to clear a stretch of river theres ways of doing it,trust me on that,but no ones going to put them into print,if anyones got to ask they are better off with a fishing-rod and taking one for the pot.
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    Latinas are hot mate,you should have asked me the other night,I have a small scar on my hand from having a fork-tine stabbed into it,right to the bone,thais are much more demure,but they still have their moments and can kick-off,its just they smile while doing it
  23. After you shot them,how many dogs did it take to track that number in 2 hours?
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    Salma Hayek GOOD CHOICE
  25. One thing that struck me the other night BRB is how different we all are in the flesh from our internet persona's,you appeared quite normal
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