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mackem

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  1. Later this week sometime,fishing in 'ampshire for trout
  2. I once accidentally had a "Wee"(not the nintendo version)on an electric fence
  3. Its not a bally mate,its the arm from a jumper with holes cut out and the top stitched,still does the job
  4. So your saying they have been sold a pup Oots Boom,boom!Only joking W&L,sorry,couldnt resist it Good luck with the pup,please post pics when you collect it
  5. £20 at a car bootie,I borrowed it off Joe
  6. Hope things work out fine for your friend Brock.
  7. Made worse if he licked your face with puppy-glee immediately afterwards with his foetid little doggy-breath
  8. Amen to that Barbus..................Right tools for the job
  9. Keeps,your posts are always top-drawer as usual
  10. En-route to the ball?Homosexu-ball perhaps All good fun,f**k it
  11. Looks like he is suffering a grotesque allergic reaction to something and his face is swelling to the max
  12. The handbag hanging in the background was his,he was chatting into a mirror
  13. I watched a weasel crossing a london car-park last year
  14. You can NEVER have enough fishing equipment Boys toys
  15. Cast around you might be able to pick them up,in tens or 100 multiples,but not at what I would class as an affordable or acceptable price once your freight is added,they aint light
  16. Poor kid,human hamster,imagine the size of mummy and daddy
  17. Thats a negative Valley,kept 20 for the freezer,released the rest,didnt want other guys who pay through the nose to fish that stretch having blank sessions
  18. Not for less than a tenner Maty,and not single nets,the companies I spoke to were manufacturers who deal in 1000+ units
  19. A plurality of angling transgenders is fruity :kiss: a singular is just fruitful Malt
  20. Eeeeeeeeee,them were the days
  21. Its a new range of Camo especially for guys with a feminine streak Trannyflauge :kiss: Yeah,the one chub we got was a decent size,but it was on a trout-stream employing four full-time riverkeepers,didnt expect that
  22. He did indeed,always talked you through everything,he did slant towards angling but covered a multitude of other subjects including obscure subjects like ploughing furrows
  23. As a kid his programs were manna from heaven,very refreshing,he was like everyones favourite grandfather,and his shed was an aladdins cave
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