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  1. Ithink he means adding the leadline and floatline to a machine-made sheet of mono
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    tramps

    I have a friend who is a tramp,Chas,lives under Staines bridge during the winter,I always buy him a coffee and a sarnie ,I can empathise because I have slept in a few "odd" places over the years.Chas has an encyclopedic knowledge of animals and cryptozoology,my jaw dropped the first time he casually inserted thylacine and chupacabra into a conversation
  3. Lived in China for a few years,quite an eye-opener one thing you have to understand is the stereotypical chinaman has no concept whatsoever of animal cruelty,thats FACT!!Was on a train once,woman with a puppy sitting facing me.everyday scene except the puppy was INSIDE a plastic bag,condensation from its breath misting the the plastic as it scratched away frantically,one things certain,it wasnt destined for a loving pets home Seen much,much,worse but its best to sanitize some things!!
  4. Got sick of changing soggy bags with a Hoover And nothing feels quite as good as a bit of "Cyclonic action"
  5. Thats the manual suction designer-vagina,no the wonder the previous perve.....um owner flung it,it hasnt even got the artificial hair .Newest models nowadays are battery operated realistic latex So I have been told always used the dyson myself :whistle:
  6. Chilli,I have fished for Siamese Cats in Thailand,getting a fish a cast all day long,biggest went to 70+lbs,my biceps and pecs were cramped and sore the following day as the action was none stop in 90 degree heat Siamese cats go up to 300+kg
  7. Read mixed reports on catmasters,some good,some bad,never fished with them myself though
  8. Been out on a mates trawler once,found out it was totally different ball game to pleasure angling,top respect to those guys,finally feel as if I am getting some value for money from my TV licence
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    Best

    Thank f**k for that
  10. Yeah,they can simoman,they are in North London
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    Best

    Scariest thing is who in their right mind would let a tattooist spend hours rubbing his hands over their butt cheeks
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    Best

    Mate at work asks ladies to show their cleavage on web-cam But asking guys to show you pictures of their bums Thats a new one on me
  13. I am surprised JOEB,its normally a decent area I usually visit fisheries in the wee hours and dont outstay my welcome :ph34r: ,I guess I have been lucky so far
  14. Foxshot,choosing a bowhunting setup is a very,very personal thing,bit like choosing a woman,dog,house or car,whats right for me is probably not right for you.For any tyro my best advice as always is get along to your local archery shop or club and test a variety of weapons. Ask someone in the know to measure your up for draw weight and length,then the choice is yours for axle-to-axle length,brace height,single,double,or cam-and-a-half,and all this before you hit the minefield of accessories like release-aids,quivers,rests,stabilizers,silencers etc
  15. Is that Wraysbury as in RMC wraysbury 1 JOEB?I live in the area,fish around here regular(got 20 trout friday night )and never had any bother whatsoever :unsure:Edit.....Never got the trout in Wraysbury 1
  16. Gary Bogner ?Sent you a PM,appreciate that
  17. I sent you the link before,thought you would have had the book long time ago Sure I have seen it for sale on Amazon I cant get hold of any Bowhunting dvd's mate,skint as a skint guy,in a skint place,on a skint day in skintsville But if you ever fancy delving into the murky world of counterfeit DVD's I have quite a few slasher derbies I wouldnt mind exchanging :whistle:
  18. Darcy,you been reading "Grand Slam" again Thats a bad habit Makes a guy think of selling the house,sticking the kids in an orphanage(or flogging them on e-bay to raise more cash),kissing the wife goodbye,and heading off Each and every single f***ing year I set aside money for a bowhunt(cougar is my dream),always promising myself "This is the year",but without fail I waste the money either diving or visiting the world cockfighting championships,never mind,theres always...........................Next year
  19. Havent seen that footage but heard of people stateside who use Servals and Caracal for hunting small game
  20. Seen several fox jump my sisters 6 ft pinelap fence without missing a stride,know of another which regularly enters a garden via a sloping roof then hops down onto the wall and into the garden,its true proaction beats reaction,and improving your fencing may just keep them out,but now and again theres no alternative but to remove one
  21. Its normally $50,000 USD for a polar bear hunt,your camp is usually a 2 day bobsleigh ride out onto the pack-ice I think one of the indiginous inuit groups are allowed to hunt a certain number of bear each year and sell their rights/tags to a licenced guide,sounds fantastic but wow,what an arduous hunt.Its cheaper and more accessible to hunt black bear for just over a thousand quid sterling
  22. Sure I read somewhere of a guy who shot a polar bear with a longbow Baldie
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    WIFES

    Doubt it Frank,she is priceless
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    WIFES

    Have to agree with Alastair,my wifes asian,met her when I was based in Hong Kong,celebrated our fifteenth wedding anniversary last saturday,would've probably been in nick without her Doesnt drink,smoke,or gamble,oh yeah,forgot to mention one thing,she is loaded
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    WIFES

    You know the old saying Stan"Mothers baby Fathers.......Maybe"
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