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    getting bit

    mackem replied to keg's topic in General Talk

    Got a horrendous love-bite once in an unmentionable place
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    Copied and pasted this on "River cottage forums" HFW's lentil-knitters site,PM from the Mods,removed because its not in keeping with the harmonious nature of the site
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    Isnt that what the mid-wife traditionally gave a bairn
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    Traditionally it was an old sixpence because of their high silver content
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    Giving a new born silver is good luck,silver coins is the custom
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    Giant oaks from little acorns grow
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    There you are Jack,closer to home but cosy you slightly more than $5 http://www.punternet.com/frs/fr_search_res...utton=Do+Search
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    Maybe with the ladies you go with,I was always more choosy You must spend too muc time around water lane area
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    $5 long time no bokoo In your dreams,small thing called inflation
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    I lived in Hong Kong for four and a half years,had chinese often
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    Eaten a few different varieties of Beaver
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    Longnet

    mackem replied to a topic in Longnetting

    Last time I saw a boats skipper wearing a mask he was flying a skull-and-crossbones
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    Its the proposal for some liberal think-wank,as for half a million II's,we all know thats a gross underestimation
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    Instead of offering a pay-and-stay scheme wouldnt it be easier once they caught to kick them out there and then,detain,hold and boot out,whichever minister came up with this idiot idea also deserves the boot
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    One thing your NOT going to get off this government is the truth Malt
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    Longnet

    mackem replied to a topic in Longnetting

    Its not the boat I am worried about.......................Its the captain
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    Longnet

    mackem replied to a topic in Longnetting

    Probably no better nor no worse than this
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    If the states offered exactly the same sort of deal I would fet 20k out of the bank this week and p*ss off with the family,why are we the only idiots who come up with hare-brained schemes like this?I love the "They would be deported" bit because NO THEY WOULDNT,its not happening now,it wont be happening then
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    I wonder if America offers something similar for Florida?£5000 is a small price to pay for bringing your entire family to the UK,and thats the way it would be,human rights etc............ http://news.aol.co.uk/illegal-immigrants-p...221631270570561
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    Longnet

    mackem replied to a topic in Longnetting

    Its not JUST a car,its the newest quick-set system the net peels from the boot as he accelerates away...............................
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    £1.20 for a live roach I got 1000 for sale if anyones interested
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    Get yourself out Maty,you know you want to And dont forget the sweetcorn
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    Sorry,its not Jeremy Kyle,its Steve Penk,still a t*at,and Mick Hucknall lives over there someplace?
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    Wouldnt like to eat it Maty,besides,we are liable to get flung into the river if people see a red inflatable trawler pulling that over the gunwales especially in that area,some of those riverside homes are a million+ I think that grade A t*at Jeremy Kyle lives in that gated-estate on the south side,and Edward Woodward lives somewhere along there
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