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mackem

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  1. I got you as my ringtone rick http://www.mp3lyrics.org/ak5 We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what's I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've know each other for so long Your heart's been aching But you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been goi
  2. Keep-it-peeled theme,so I guess Billy Mitchells Barrow loaded with prime windward island fair-trade fruit has to cover,and raise,a grotty fluff-covered Highland toffee bar
  3. Hot gigging-action We used to buy frogs in the market,the stall-owner would put them in a soft-mesh bag,smash them with the flat of a cleaver to stun them,and skin their spasming legs quickly,they really do taste nice
  4. I read and re-read your post Maty,rod?ROD?Ahhhhh(light-bulb moment)Rooddd Its a back-up Maty,he is whipping the thingies on and fitting the reel-whatchamacallit as and when,no rush for that,its an ongoing project,just a spare,I am not expecting it to be as high-tech as my current rod Yeah,good-ole boys and rednecks eat kermit Its nice actually,certainly edible
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    Balads

    Classic...................... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgbGaYTkkPU
  6. Got to admit I never had an interest in carp,caught them a few times,didnt get excited over them,they were usually a by-catch when netti.....ummmm,fishing for other species But I read a few of your posts moley,I got myself a shimano bait-runner and I am looking for a decent rod in the local tackle-shop,I think its a bad sign,especially seeing as how these are on my doorstep,and I have my form to fill for fishing Hampton Court Palace,yup,I am going legit
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    Balads

    7 inches long and six in circumference,f***ing hell,those entendres are like a free advert for you,meatloaf indeed,theres only one sort your interested in (reciprocal tit-for-tat over the Stag-beetle quips)
  8. No need good sir!BRB is currently at Kensal Rise testing his H&H .470 double,me?I am just taking my Milbro Stones are cheap and readily available in Kruger,besides,didnt david smite goliath with naught more than a pebble?
  9. As soon as BRB books our passage to capetown and we outfit the safari Simo,we will send runners back with news
  10. mackem

    Badgers

    Collect full-to-bursting catheter-bags from the local Pensioners home,it'll be as eye-watering as a tigers litter-tray,the ammonia will deter a T-rex never mind old brock
  11. I am BRB's butler/valet/man-servant and gun-bearer,if he gets a freebies safari to the dark continent I must accompany him
  12. I actually like snakes,I would love to have seen it
  13. Lots of funny-money around at the moment.
  14. I will certainly try,I walked down there earlier,saw none,saying that its a little cold,its normally the warmer humid summer nights when they seem to be everywhere They are like coppers,never around when you need one,in swarms when you dont
  15. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darlington,_Western_Australia
  16. I used to spend weekends as a kid searching the marl-slates of quarrington quarry in Durham,found a few nice pieces
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    Balads

    I hadnt heard of Vin Garbutt Droid,but he is a good student of human behaviour,I just listened to the lyrics of one of his songs,he's been there http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl70X6BAp_k
  18. "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God" (Matthew 19:24)so anyone who feels a desire to unburden their trappings of wealth before the end please PM me(I am atheist,I will gladly accept your material chattels)
  19. Kids eh Jacob,I checked the history on their PC,they were looking at coin-presses and a site on counterfeiting coins and the incidence of fake pound-coins in the UK
  20. Maybe this thread should have been about Dung-beetles
  21. No back-peddling from me,(Besides,backpeddling is better than back-scuttling )no vices whatsoever,straight as the day is long
  22. Never been to a beer festival,waste of time really,I am teetotal,but I normally go to the cannabis cup in the 'Dam,I never smoke either but used to be involved in the Hydro-market,its always good to catch up on the latest trade best-sellers and meet with old friends
  23. You aint going to believe this,but as soon as I wrote that I thought "Uh-oh,maybe I should re-word,then I figured"Nah,f**k-it,I am only on about beetles,its others on this site who trawl pavements and avenues for homo-sapien-sexuals"
  24. Mayan "Types" or "Look-alikees" still exist in Central-america,but the Mayan culture died out over a thousand years ago,so what did they know I think you can safely book your 2013 holidays
  25. Yeah,probably,I havent seen one for 2 or 3 weeks,though I havent deliberately sought them out,but its not unusual to walk down the avenue and see a number of large males on the pavement.
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