mackem
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I just emptied a plate of potato gratin Don or I would have tried one tonight in garlic-butter,maybe tommorrow If they taste as good as chalk-stream trout I will kick myself because we released a load last night
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"Willies up you" Chess and theres me thinking its only LG who likes those sort of intimacies I always wanted to be a strawberry-blond Don,sadly its not natural :kiss: Watch out for TRANNIES GO TROUTING :kiss:
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No more rainbows for me for a while mate,finished chasing them,till next week anyway when we are once again fishing the land of the flint,I just had loads of ear-ache earlier because the freezers are packed,empty is the time for hassle,not full I think?
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I enjoyed it don,except when a fishing-platform "Collapsed"under joe and he steadied "himself" and saved "himself"(spot the theme?) from a drenching by pushing me into the water Disregard the sign,we did
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One of my kids plays the guitar,I tried to learn the sax,incredible instrument,maybe when I have more time and a head not clogged up with crap I can learn it properly,for playing on moonlit nights on a white sand beach somewhere,oh yeah,and I can whistle also......look
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Had an invite last night to cast a line on a stretch of a Barnsley trout river,apparently some EU urban regeneration scheme directive wanted the fish removed and the pristine waters silted up with Morrison-trolleys,bike-frames,and old sodden mattresses,local ASBO youths requested the water be restocked with pirhanas and great-whites as watercress stream grayling and brown trout were far to effeminate for Barnsleys mucho-macho image :kiss: Barnsleyites of my aquaintance normally fish with dynamite or jump leads wired direct into the local sub-station,saves electricity or gas and having to co
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Men dont whine,women do
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Indeed a nice fish
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Scrap that remote,just move to Stepford,no cellulite,no nagging,no bad-hairdays,and no headaches,I am surprised the average woman in the street hasnt become obsolete
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Tyla 2-3lb fish is no problem with a cast net,you can pull a 10'lb fish with them no problems,plus unlike a gill they are a mobile method of fishing,spot-and-cast,or just bait a patch,wait a while and cast over the area,its fun Had a great night,25+ grayling.equal amount of trout,four eels,and a 4lb chub The game-fish and eels were all caught in approx 1hr 20 minutes
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I will remember that Chess,I just got my kit assembled,I released the ones I caught last time,tonight they get last rites and a one way journey home
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I havent actually Malt But it would have been amusing if the cam switched to him lying face-down in the shag-pile leaking red stuff,poetic justice
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Would have been the icing on the cake if there'd been a muzzle-flash in the darkness
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I forgot about that little project Maty,I actually remembered it about it ten minutes ago as I was putting new backing on my fly-reel The quest for the holy grayl................ing
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Barbels actually
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KGB Busker
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Joe decided its grayling or nothing,anything else bar grayling is an abject failure,I hope we get one
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So its like a skim line to take off the surface weed and floating detritus?Looks a good book except I have a crick in my neck angled over towards the Right Joe sent me a message,he has splurged some cash on a pair of waders,looks like we christen them tonight
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Your polarities have just synchronised,Sarah,your initials will remain the same Mrs SJM(arkbrick) I dedicate this song to your future............... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HRVbLlq2ChI
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Black-kit!Thats what we need,Ninja suits
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Rhetorical question
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The french built Sangatte camp as a jumping-off base for them to get into the UK,they are still there after its closure,though living in woodland etc now.
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Most take the piss given the opportunity,its human nature to see how far we bend or flex rules and regs for our own ends
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Good job I reminded you where you originated
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Is a scillian the same as a sicillian
