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mackem

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  1. If you were kissed on the lips whilst in your eternal slumber would you awaken as a beautiful princess though
  2. They are,grayling are good eating as well
  3. And just like in the fairy-tales Kay,if you made your breakfast omelette with them you would probably sleep for 100 years (and a bit longer ).
  4. We got around 60 and released 40 of those last time we went Mist-net,its an expensive water,didnt want daytime guests blanking as we only fished 120 yards of banking
  5. Lemon-grass,slices of lemon,black peppers,extra virgin olive-oil
  6. Ask him to get you chalkstream-trout,exquisite flavour,chalk&Cheese to rainbow stockies
  7. Well,theres a few that can come off suicide watch now,samaratins switchboard went into melt-down last night
  8. Not teletext I was forced to watch that tripe,my mum was obsessional even though we didnt even f*****g live in Texas nor have oil in our garden
  9. yeh, i'd go back to dallas 1983,to see who really shot JR It was kristin Shephard
  10. Really?Tell me more?

  11. The last time I saw 126 hairs in a pile I had just shampoo'ed in the shower and they had collected in the plug-hole
  12. Can you part water like moses Sproting?Its just I am going fishing in an hour and would like to know the features on the bottom,just a quick peek?
  13. Probably because Bob was fornicating with Mrs Yates while Chris was dangling his line and filming
  14. There was an excellent bit of fishing on TV earlier this week,looking for man-eating catfish on the Kali river,first fish the guy landed was a Goonch catfish world record
  15. I bet the commentary was doubly entertaining when one caught the other fornicating with his wife "Come and see my rod" indeed Thats why they no longer film together
  16. mackem

    Genuine People

    Yeah,so gimmee some free stuff as well
  17. HEED THESE WORDS........................I was expecting a biblical revelation seeing as how its the sabbeth
  18. It was just a play on words Gary the same as clique-city f*****g hell,if someone doesnt make light of it your all going to be in doldrums and tears
  19. Load of tosh,its not "Mob-rule"...................................Its "MOD-rule"
  20. Your not gallophobic are you Priest I just wanted to watch
  21. Its a review woods,its nothing personal
  22. I had an extra sugar in my coffee Its hyped me up again
  23. Carry on and say nothing?That was the Marcel Marceau choreographed mute version with Sid James and Barbera Windsor in mime?
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