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    BOBSKI THE BUILDER

    mackem replied to a topic in General Talk

    I was that nightmare,I once dropped a water-filled condom from 25 storeys onto a crowd of chinese in Hong Kong,my mate who was waiting below to watch the effect said I caught a guy perfectly on the head,he was saturated Of course I was young and foolish then Sorry Mr Wong
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    BOBSKI THE BUILDER

    mackem replied to a topic in General Talk

    None whatsoever,cement was raining down onto passers-by in the streets below I even trowelled a bit down onto someones turban just to fit in
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    BOBSKI THE BUILDER

    mackem replied to a topic in General Talk

    That's a joke, have you seen most of the houses in India? I have I even helped build them,talk about role-reversal
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    Pops,thats why your classed as a citizen,and we are still termed subjects,I think you have a little more latitude stateside,your liberties havent been eroded as much as ours,as Confucius said "An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger" The best defense against usurpatory government is an assertive citizenry
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    I have been out with guys using a net around 200 yards long,massive heavy thing dropped from a boat,bitch to haul in though
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    Very simple seine,cheap-as-chips compared to a purpose-rigged net,necessity is the mother of invention
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    We never fish with nets here,its illegal in freshwater UK,but it depends what your fishing for,what type of water?Cast & Gill are the commonest,so I have been told Edit......Dont get yourself a 16 foot cast,10 is perfect,wait till your comfortable with that then decide if you want to super-size,like I said,depends what your after and the water your fishing,ideal for collecting sprat,sandeels etc along the shore.
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    I just read the exchange twixt Sarah&Mark(look how well the names mesh,like that missing jigsaw piece )and remembered a small boy and temporarily unrequited love :kiss:
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    I certainly could source better stock,but I dont think theres such a market here for cast-nets of obscure fishing nets of that ilk,its a niche they have probably filled,albeit shoddily
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    Whatever the situation dictates,type of water,quarry species etc,I am always splashing out on new rods
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    Winds of change are upon us,tides turning,and there are a few fifth-columnists with accounts on this site,Seargant Esterhaus catchphrase on Hill Street Blues was always..................."Lets be careful out there"
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    20,000 pound

    mackem replied to Waz's topic in General Talk

    Bangkok for a month,its only money,live the life of riley,debauch and make merry,probably have twenty quid in your pocket when you land back at heathrow,might as well waste that
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    And the Stag and Hen parties are nights lamping on seperate farms
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    The strongest relationships are those truly tested,forged in fire and battle :kiss:
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    Magic-dust for everyone Marks risen phoenix-like from the ashes,reborn,any slight character quirks are ironed out,one question however?Which side of Hadrians walls the wedding?
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    I think cupid and the love fairy sprinkled an extra-spoonfull of magic-dust in your tea,the world a better place,enhanced colours,every days a summers day,and theres gold at the end of each rainbow
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    I used to fancy a girl at school,she didnt even notice me,not once,in the end I resorted to pulling her hair,calling her names,but deep inside her rejection cut like a knife,till one day she smiled,she had noticed me,my spirits soared on wings,flew with the clouds,and so it begins............ :kiss: :kiss:
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    They arent extortionately priced,but they dont carry a decent line in stock and their claims of searching and negotiating in PRC for the best stock was baloney IMHO,they should actually expand,crayfish-traps of several types,fyke-nets,different types and sizes of cast-nets and a decent instructional DVD showing catches as the movie clips on their site are cribbed from YOUTUBE http://www.castnets.co.uk/
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    Please no debates on Benito Mussolini No debates on Il Duce from me,he was wearing a german uniform when he was captured,trying to blend in CCTV in Owl-nest boxes Leeview?How are they controlled for Pan,tilt,and zoom?What sort of distance do they relay signals from?Big brother is indeed watching
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    I have had salmon and sea-trout on the bank within minutes,its not so difficult at times,never heard of boom lines,welsh thing perhaps?Most of those books are antiquated nowadays,different methods etc,theres a UK firm opened dedicated to selling cast-nets,wish I had thought of the concept first,could have added allsorts of fishing paraphinalia to the stock list
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    20,000 pound

    mackem replied to Waz's topic in General Talk

    White gold?
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    I would have cracked-up and collapsed even if I was wearing a dog-collar
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    20,000 pound

    mackem replied to Waz's topic in General Talk

    Coins rather than ingots
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    First name terms signore M
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    No ones bullying anyone benito,it just seems a little strange I was on that thread when you typed that,I think there were 5 other names reading,I just wondered how many of them had messaged you in that 3 minutes,elementary reasoning,nowt to do with CID Bobble-hats and dungarees Oots I forgot about the dress sense of those bunnies
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