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mackem

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  1. According to Blechleys "The Beast" squid have 8 arms and two tentacles
  2. Bullet proof vests and fire-escapes?Invented by ladies methinks,I know the vests certainly were.
  3. I did number 5) as a question in a pub-quiz once,fart. :sick:
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    BRAVEHEART

    I think parts of Braveheart were filmed in Ireland ,Slane castle if i remembered correctly . Shows how crap the movie is then An australian playing a scotsman in ireland?Sounds like a bad joke
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    BRAVEHEART

    Give it a miss,Mel Gibson running around in a blue face with a bad scottish accent,exactly the same as the patriot except filmed in the highlands
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    AMIR KHAN

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtzaP-IT27s
  7. DD,the next time your called a Bunny-murderer ask why do we have four canines?They arent for chewing lentils
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    RAIN

    Hope everythings OK jonesy?I just watched Morpeth on TV,2 feet of water in the town?
  9. Thanks for the votes,I enjoyed reading the entries,good standard,I had already decided to donate a pirze(should I win one) to a worthy cause,I should have written "The fairy-wood" after the place we lamped last night Theres something not quite RIGHT about a country-park car-parking area filled with cars,each containing a single male occupant I would tell you what we found in the woods,but some things are best left unsaid Thanks for the votes,mucho obrigado
  10. It was a metaphorical storm Maty,the worst kind
  11. You have to weather a storm to see a rainbow Maty
  12. Coincidence?I just got the boy to spin some 4-strand earlier(has to earn his pocket-money,credit-crunch and all that,no free-rides on the gravy-train),will try them later this evening
  13. Still check it out RD,looking is free,anyone says owt just tell them I am window-shopping I have somewhere a little less public in mind,besides,as you now well know,gaffing is sooo last-season
  14. It was on TV earlier this evening,guy in Hayes West-london shooting targets in the back-garden shot his 3 year old son in the head,child rushed to hospital,father arrested.
  15. I told you..............Motorbikes.................Steve McQueen....................barbed-wire.................freedom............Great-escape
  16. Thats cool RD,but I am not treading old-ground,I have a very good spot,lets see what we can pull out of the hat
  17. Netting laws were a little different in my old neighbourhood,I often had 150 yards of netting right across the river,though not at the estuarine mouth but further upstream,never once prosecuted for it neither,so obviously legal,none of the anadromous fish I netted ever held owners-tags nor names and return-addresses,neither do I suspect they were bar-coded either,however should I have been committing an unlawful act then i was fully prepared to accept the consequences of my actions
  18. Factor in the cost of packaging?
  19. We all interpret laws in our own ways ooty,they are flexible providing you accept the consequences if your initial interpretation was wrong,but the day the law-makers themselves are squeaky-clean is the day to adhere to the written laws 100% but as we all know,some people are f***ing hypocrites
  20. No mate,though we were once mistaken for environmental-agency workers when using "Alternative" fishing methods on a particularly sensitive stretch of water,discretion was the better part of valour and we beat a hasty though dignified retreat soon after JOE was challenged to produce his EA card
  21. You can change two letters if you accumulate enough points,this is 'Tinternet after all Make the rules up as you go along
  22. I know the fish are running well in the river Wear at the moment,going there this month to cast a line,just wonder if anyones had any from Durham or any of its stretches lately?
  23. I cant remember Gnip,years since I read it,its up in the loft somewhere,I never heard of F.walker neither,doesnt mean he hasnt written a book I suppose?
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