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    Best 3 films

    Midnight express,beautifully filmed Platoon,soundtracks excellent,Blow,lots of movies really,shawshank redemption was powerfull
  2. Some of those innocent old amish are involved in big style dope plantations,walnuts could just be a smokescreen
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    TA

    Travel the world for free,and meet exotic women Good man Joe
  4. Still hoping your going to give me an invite to your place LG
  5. Trout poached in apple juice LG,wheres apple juice fishery then
  6. Hi "Chimp" im a forklift driver. Its not a counterbalance with blue flashing warning light on top
  7. Typical copper Total tissue of lies,oh,sorry,slight distortion of the truth The biggest fabrication in that entire story is me drinking a pint of beer
  8. Classic,I am going to plagiarise that if I may mackay?I dont "Know you best on here" artic,spreading discention in the ranks Divide and conquer?A lot of UK coppers are vacuous acerebral bully-boy thugs,the force really needs an internal shake-up and stringent psychological tests for any new recruit,thank f*ck they arent armed as a matter of policy,it really would be like the wild-west out there
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    Why

    Et tu,brute?I thought the jock geezer would have given three roman skirt wearers a good kicking?
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    Why

    The romans were always p*ssed off because they never captured scotland,I guess some of them have long memories
  11. My poetry?I never set out to confuse people but the majority of plod its been my misfortune to run into in everyday life seem to be on ego-fuelled power trips,maybe away from the job,out of uniform they might be different,I wouldnt know,I dont associate with them
  12. Welcome to the site mate Is it the one down near the town center?There used to be an indoor range down there near the hospital.
  13. Nice fish,very unusual time of year to catch it
  14. Did you shoot anyone really Mackem? Shot MYSELF in the foot a few times
  15. I was once sitting at home,actually watching a police drama on TV which made the situation more farcical,doors knocked off its hinges,I am face down and dragged off to nick for shooting someone wouldnt let me put my side of the story as they were virtually screaming with glee Thats the day I realised the true measure of the average copper
  16. He cant help it,standing room only,its packed in here tonight
  17. True bargain for any carp man If you were down south,this area especially and advertised it in the local papers it would be snapped up
  18. Mates in the job artic?YOU Most coppers its been my misfortune or good fortune to bump into depending on your stance have a very lackadaisical attitude,the force at the moment has a high percentage of stormtrooper,bullying fascists(like the new avatar by the way,better than the old one)who treat everyone irrespective as guilty until proven innocent,lot of cappa and delta males enter the force to bolster their egos and perfect their swaggers.
  19. Thats the coppers for you Simo
  20. Its lamping with a psychedelic rainbow coloured filter good offer though
  21. But you have got to admit that the fly is the nicest way. Dont admit a thing unless you have a brief present and you've been cautioned Gaff is actually the most exciting way
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    police

    Aunty Beebs household wildlife "Face" is Mr A,no one will ever remember Adrian Chiles(Though its difficult to forget his female co-presenter,she is HOT ) Besides deer really are everywhere,a friend of mine wiped his beemer out hitting a fallow a few years back within the M25 and I have seen deer in London feeding on roadside verges
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