mackem
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Thats good to hear
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No every one sayes they have the willies up them at some point I can say hand-on-heart I never had them plural or singular up me,thats just a vicious rumour
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Kay's renown for her double entendres Vic
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If it was caprolites and they broke the crust with a spoon......................Whoops,reminiscing again
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To be honest it was pretty tame
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Its MARKBRICK Thats the clip he keeps sending me
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I had a wee-wee Get yourself a load of chalk-stream or watermeadow-stream brownies,totally different taste,beautiful actually And grayling,a sweet unusual taste,very nice
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A mate was telling me of someone he knew. She would go to the toilet when she got to a retraunt or whatever and take a shit. She would then take pictures of the turd on her mobile and bluetooth It to whoever had there BT on and accepted the file. Sounds like you would of liked her Mack She sounds interestingly repugnant,but those days are long behind me
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No Mack...a different sort of thing i think. I've tried it, but it's never been for me. I don't want to feel half baked on purpose!!!! I have sat in a room with people smoking normal ciggies and felt woozy and nauseous
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Everyone criticises cannabis as being a gateway drug into harder substances,but arent cigarettes for some people the pathway to marijuana,smoking,having that slim white stick in your hands?
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Mackem sent me one of those portable panic alarms! Now they are bloody loud!!!!!! Switch that on near someones ear holes..... Thanks Mac Misinformation and disinformation officer?I just had my THIRD pm asking did I really send you a panic alarm For the record I didnt,but I am sure the only records artic has interest in are police records,and I dont mean sting nor "Message in a bottle"
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Everyones notching up a gear in training for the comp,Excellent result Woodga
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Gaslighting AKA Psychological warfare,psy-ops,I used to have a book on it,that will send him divvy
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I was always attracted to women who are a little...................."Different" Backfired on me once or twice though
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Just remembered something,never,ever,ever watch an "Alexia toilet-girl" DVD,not if you have stomach contents digesting
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I used to have an ex-girlfriend Liked golden-showers,even gargled with it once,not as repusive as it sounds cos my p*ss is sterile right?I dropped her like a hot-coal when she wanted to go further and used to put her Video-films on to show me
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Extreme scatology :sick: Thats grosser than gross :sick: :sick:
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Yeah Maty,I bought theirs when they first came out £299 then,worth it at twice the price
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My kids have a yukon ranger
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I can understand drinking,cro-magnon man eating fermented apples or fruit,feeling a little bit merry and less inclined to pulp his neighbours skull with a mammoth jaw-bone or flint nodule,probably thought"f*****g hell,Ugggg,this is great"and started trying to ferment his own fruit,could have been the first home-brew kits,but even he must have coughed and spluttered when his missus built the fire out of wet wood and the cave filled with billowing smoke
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Fishing mate,nowt else but fishing
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I never smoked a thing in my life,cant see the attraction,if I stand beside a fire I move to avoid breathing in smoke right?
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A decent roach but any idea how big?
mackem replied to comanche's topic in Fresh & Salt Water Fishing
First the big shiny Koi , then the ghosties with that convienient metalic cross to aim at. Then once the eye is truly in ,the commons-especially those with names Any named fish should automatically become a target,its the law,nothing brightens the day up more than a crap angler in mourning,besides allowing for defraction is a lot more skilfull than lobbing out a hair-rig,Vive le difference -
Tobes,are you coming over to the DARKSIDE
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A decent roach but any idea how big?
mackem replied to comanche's topic in Fresh & Salt Water Fishing
Archery-targets