mackem
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His parents will probably wonder why their cute little cuddly cherub is the butt of all schoolground jokes,constantly bullied,and gets punted between the goalposts at football matches,the family foodbill must be f*****g horrendous,I wonder if his mums gestation period was 22 months
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Well,you might be right there Polecat,if someone threatened to sodomise me it would sure put the willies up me
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Violence begets violence mate,it triggers a chain reaction,its never a way to solve a problem except in extreme circumstances when your pushed to the limit
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You dont get more unlucky than dead
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Borzoi?Call him Lupo
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Few years ago,christmas or maybe new years eve a kid late teens I think was killed at a London train station,you know that grainy CCTV footage they always show on crimewatch?Well,the footage showed the kid wandering along to the edge of the platform away from his friends,he stood for a short time then keeled over dead as a doornail He had been out drinking,full bladder,emptied it on the live-rail,apparently the salts in your piss are an excellent conductor of electrickery as catweazle called it,as for my shock I was lucky I didnt follow through with a number 2
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Do you not remember when we were kids Andy?Weardale used to be lifting,I wonder whats happened to the population,we always used to get good numbers around Stanhope and Westgate Least you had a day out
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"Hear say" That was the Myleene Klass short-lived pop-group LG
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Surprised no ones suggested an electric training collar which also begins slowly constricting once she has spoken for more than 30 seconds
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Sit in a darkened room,headphones blaring hardcore trance or rave,watch this clip repeatedly,psyche yourself up,your now in gladatorial mindset http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=K06wDn3XsZE&...feature=related
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Its developing into a kill or be killed thread when was the last time you watched a couple of teenage boys scrapping?They trade half a dozen badly aimed punches and end up scuffling on the ground,none of this crouching tiger hidden dragon crap
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I thought I was reading a choreographed script from a Van-damme fight-scene consultant Gouging eyes and biting ears,sounds like ladies night in Newcastles bigg market
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Later this week sometime,fishing in 'ampshire for trout
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I once accidentally had a "Wee"(not the nintendo version)on an electric fence
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Yes indeedy
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Its not a bally mate,its the arm from a jumper with holes cut out and the top stitched,still does the job
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So your saying they have been sold a pup Oots Boom,boom!Only joking W&L,sorry,couldnt resist it Good luck with the pup,please post pics when you collect it
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£20 at a car bootie,I borrowed it off Joe
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Hope things work out fine for your friend Brock.
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Made worse if he licked your face with puppy-glee immediately afterwards with his foetid little doggy-breath
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Amen to that Barbus..................Right tools for the job
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Keeps,your posts are always top-drawer as usual
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En-route to the ball?Homosexu-ball perhaps All good fun,f**k it
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Looks like he is suffering a grotesque allergic reaction to something and his face is swelling to the max
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The handbag hanging in the background was his,he was chatting into a mirror
