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    Stick Rohypnol in his Merlot He will be easy to manouver after that,loved-up he will follow you anywhere
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    Apart from that they do a great job
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    Typical copper nowadays doesnt deserve the respect the uniform used to command,totally different breed from plod of yore Nowadays its a power-trip,an easy ride,and the pension at the end,I have met one or two decent coppers,but the majority under the skin are grade"A"twats,you can take the copper out of the uniform but you cant take the uniform out of the copper,mob-handed,egotistical bully-boys,forget Dixon of Dock Green,nowadays we are stuck with the likes of Reg Hollis
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    Happy Birthday LG
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    Oots,I looked at a second-hand CanonXL1 at the weekend,very little wear on the heads decent 3-chip camera,I have used one before for footage though I am by no means an expert,XL1's were actually used to film part of Danny Boyle's "28 days later" and the quality is a cut above the average modern camcorder,my kids also have some NV gear,a yukon which can,so I am told,plug into a cam and record Black&White night footage I am certain I could get some awesome,night-film of fishing methods most people havent seen,might have to film on location in eastern-eruope to cover legalities
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    Exceptional night Undi
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    I thought he was an electrician
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    I love watching grass-snakes,theres loads locally,one gravel pit in particular has a very healthy population,your pond pics are great SJ
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    A ginger wig LG?If its a loincloth your wearing lets just hope that long ginger wig isnt of the merkin variety Edited to say I dont endorse loincloth-clad middle-aged geezers traipsing around wearing long-ginger merkins
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    Always a good write-up,decent pics,and an EOD shot
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    Is it £5-£600 a kg?Gordon f**king Ramsay did some elver fishing,looked fun
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    Anyone got any pics of genuine authentic Lab crosses?Saw one at a lurcher show,only ever seen that one,looked useful
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    Your on about eel fykes mate?
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    I got a different hairpiece now,and was even toying with the idea of buying a batman outfit
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    Elver dip-net,I am sure there are more commercially effective methods around
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    Water-sports.........................Overrated
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    Bottom left "Come and shave me.......................................
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    Its a good site,thats a fact,but I wouldnt like to lose too many of those lures in a session
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    One caveat however LG,your "Redneck" fishing methods wont be tolerated in 'ampshire mate,best leave them at home in Essex
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    Thats very kind of you, I may take you up on that one day when I've saved up my £1 . And seriuosly Maty you could earn money taking people fly fishing for wild browns. I've herd many people paying good money for wild browns and catching nish . I am a magnanimous soul LG,please,allow me to pay for your session
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    I am shocked frankly LG,bows&arrows?Spears?Gill nets?You will be advocating fish-bombs and cyanide-fishing next,tsk,tsk,tsk
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    I feel mortified LG at such a scurrilous besmirchment upon my character However,I never hold a grudge good sir,and we have recently secured sole notcurnal fishing rights on a PRIME chalk-stream beat jumping with quality wild brownies and grayling of good-size,your more than welcome to fish the water as out guest LG,any time
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    I would never slate you LG,you were once my MEMPHIS(Mark )but the rod wasnt a prop mate,with my sensible head on,for once,your right,fly-fishing is actually calming,tranquil,and a theraputic way to fish
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    I have had one or two sea-trout,totally wild brownies,and a small number of grayling
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