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mackem

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  1. Thats me AND you jacko,how DO you put words between staggered pics?
  2. Sorry Andy,irrational fear of dolls mate My sis was up last weekend collecting a lurcher pup from Durham,I have 5 months back issues of ECHOS to read through
  3. Wish I had a daughter,guess what she would be getting for christmas
  4. I won an online scrabble-game once with the word Battology
  5. I think ricky is kosher,been around a long time,wait a while,I am sure your gun will turn up
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    seance..

    Loaded?Both barrels Byron as for well-hung........Do you mean stinking like a month-hung summer pheasant :sick:
  7. New dog sounds interesting Mark
  8. Claire,is the documentary aimed at terrestrial or satellite TV?
  9. Double-bluff reverse psychology They taught you well artic,chinese water-torture next methinks
  10. Paul Kaye......CLASSIC I have this clip on my phone Maty "Bit of windmilling"
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    Ghosty stuff

    No every one sayes they have the willies up them at some point I can say hand-on-heart I never had them plural or singular up me,thats just a vicious rumour
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    Ghosty stuff

    Kay's renown for her double entendres Vic
  13. If it was caprolites and they broke the crust with a spoon......................Whoops,reminiscing again
  14. To be honest it was pretty tame
  15. Its MARKBRICK Thats the clip he keeps sending me
  16. I had a wee-wee Get yourself a load of chalk-stream or watermeadow-stream brownies,totally different taste,beautiful actually And grayling,a sweet unusual taste,very nice
  17. A mate was telling me of someone he knew. She would go to the toilet when she got to a retraunt or whatever and take a shit. She would then take pictures of the turd on her mobile and bluetooth It to whoever had there BT on and accepted the file. Sounds like you would of liked her Mack She sounds interestingly repugnant,but those days are long behind me
  18. No Mack...a different sort of thing i think. I've tried it, but it's never been for me. I don't want to feel half baked on purpose!!!! I have sat in a room with people smoking normal ciggies and felt woozy and nauseous
  19. Everyone criticises cannabis as being a gateway drug into harder substances,but arent cigarettes for some people the pathway to marijuana,smoking,having that slim white stick in your hands?
  20. Mackem sent me one of those portable panic alarms! Now they are bloody loud!!!!!! Switch that on near someones ear holes..... Thanks Mac Misinformation and disinformation officer?I just had my THIRD pm asking did I really send you a panic alarm For the record I didnt,but I am sure the only records artic has interest in are police records,and I dont mean sting nor "Message in a bottle"
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