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  1. The temple guards and attending sadhu's might take a dim view of it Dan,it would be a shit-hole of a place to be beaten to death
  2. My first lurcher when I was a kid once tuned into something,walked him a thousand times through a a small valley known locally as "Dead-mans valley"legend ran that a drift-mine in the valley walls had collapsed killing several miners,took him through one night and he froze staring hard at the rock-face,hackles up and growling Tried to walk him past the spot and he refused Just kept growling and whining
  3. 5'th pic down,see the flip-flops right-hand side of the pic?Barefoot all the way
  4. I spent a week there Scottish,its in Bikaner,great place,you have to walk through the tunnels barefoot,the rats are scabrous,diseased to f**k but it was an experience
  5. I just watched a few,he is good,enjoyed his trout-fishing vid,some nice fish
  6. I live in a "..........On Thames" village,I heard of a guy getting a 15lb fish over a month ago,he has a weir-licence,gets him into otherwise inacessible places
  7. Your the wrong sex Tote,isnt it women who always catch the biggest salmon :kiss:
  8. Beautiful specimens Barbus,someone PM'd me a while ago,he told of a Mill-pool with a possible 20'lb fish in the stretch,he has seen it several times
  9. Theres nothing more empty than EMPTY joe Old Mother Hubbard and all that,nothing left in that cupboard after you have been and visited
  10. If I wanted to clear a stretch of river theres ways of doing it,trust me on that,but no ones going to put them into print,if anyones got to ask they are better off with a fishing-rod and taking one for the pot.
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    christmas list

    Latinas are hot mate,you should have asked me the other night,I have a small scar on my hand from having a fork-tine stabbed into it,right to the bone,thais are much more demure,but they still have their moments and can kick-off,its just they smile while doing it
  12. After you shot them,how many dogs did it take to track that number in 2 hours?
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    christmas list

    Salma Hayek GOOD CHOICE
  14. One thing that struck me the other night BRB is how different we all are in the flesh from our internet persona's,you appeared quite normal
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    New Pup

    Loki......deceitful,mischevious,and a murderer
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    New Pup

    Looks like she has a throat-hold on the bigger dog Surprised she hasnt savaged the cat
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    New Pup

    Kali....godess of death and destruction,would have fitted her to a T
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    New Pup

    My mates would take the piss,they would think either I was gay or I had a speech impediment.......AEAEAE
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    New Pup

    Imagine if it was pronounced as it was spelt
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    New Pup

    A'yea'ya.............I always wanted a daughter to call her that
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    New Pup

    Beautiful pup,I have a great name for it,mightnt be to your tastes though....AEAEAE.......it means "Magic" excellent name
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    im wishing

    He was a geordie,typical,"The badgers are welcoming me into their clan" How come,are they scottish?
  23. Tote,you always get beautiful fish
  24. Good man,I kinda figured my preaching and sermoning last night would bring about a massive and total character transformation Early Mass at church tomorrow
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