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  1. mackem
    You've led a sheltered life have'nt you?? Long time ago,sex-show,I averted my eyes from the stage while the performance was going on
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    Hermaphrodite with an erection being fellated by the same :sick:
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    Carbide Very good for fish-bombs
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    I am on a wind-up fried,its nowt but a f*****g game Make the rules up as you go along and just enjoy playing it As for off my f*****g head,how very perceptive
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    Probably one of my kids,accosting you for the fish,did he have a knuckle-duster?Or maybe it was our spirits trapped in youth still walking the riparian-beats never wanting to leave the halcyon days of youth We only kept about 20 mate,the rest were released,if your laying out good wedge to fish for a day its important the river isnt missing one vital ingredient I gave a few trout to my sisters neighbours earlier,old folk,nice people
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    Your rep is intact LG,lily-white and virginal,you would have enjoyed it though,I cant believe the price however £500 a day is ever so slightly OTT,not many people have an open-invite on those sort of waters,I guess I am lucky Mark,I know what your favourite group is
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    Some methods are best kept inside a tight community He might teach you the odd thing or two though,thats assuming he comes on here
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    None,he is a polish version of joe and myself,he just likes fishing,his methods are an eye-opener but very basic,I will ask him to register
  9. mackem
    Thanks dad I released all the last lot we caught LG,I have a dozen in the freezer,never tried them before,maybe tommorrow?You should have came out,we rented the whole beat,you could have used my rod I am sure you would have found the whole experience very enlightening
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    Like I said,theres a few in the freezer,I can always return if they are palatable,though it is £500 for the beat so might have to save my pennies I have been trying to get a polish friend to register an account,he went fishing polish-style the other night,even took a wheelbarrow(I shit you not)to carry home the catch,his haul was rainbow approx 5-6 lbs each in two hours
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    As my wife always informed me when I asked why do women nag,its not nagging,its called "Advising"
  12. mackem
    I just emptied a plate of potato gratin Don or I would have tried one tonight in garlic-butter,maybe tommorrow If they taste as good as chalk-stream trout I will kick myself because we released a load last night
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    "Willies up you" Chess and theres me thinking its only LG who likes those sort of intimacies I always wanted to be a strawberry-blond Don,sadly its not natural :kiss: Watch out for TRANNIES GO TROUTING :kiss:
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    No more rainbows for me for a while mate,finished chasing them,till next week anyway when we are once again fishing the land of the flint,I just had loads of ear-ache earlier because the freezers are packed,empty is the time for hassle,not full I think?
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    I enjoyed it don,except when a fishing-platform "Collapsed"under joe and he steadied "himself" and saved "himself"(spot the theme?) from a drenching by pushing me into the water Disregard the sign,we did
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    One of my kids plays the guitar,I tried to learn the sax,incredible instrument,maybe when I have more time and a head not clogged up with crap I can learn it properly,for playing on moonlit nights on a white sand beach somewhere,oh yeah,and I can whistle also......look
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    Had an invite last night to cast a line on a stretch of a Barnsley trout river,apparently some EU urban regeneration scheme directive wanted the fish removed and the pristine waters silted up with Morrison-trolleys,bike-frames,and old sodden mattresses,local ASBO youths requested the water be restocked with pirhanas and great-whites as watercress stream grayling and brown trout were far to effeminate for Barnsleys mucho-macho image :kiss: Barnsleyites of my aquaintance normally fish with dynamite or jump leads wired direct into the local sub-station,saves electricity or gas and having to co
  18. mackem
    Men dont whine,women do
  19. mackem
    Indeed a nice fish
  20. mackem
    Scrap that remote,just move to Stepford,no cellulite,no nagging,no bad-hairdays,and no headaches,I am surprised the average woman in the street hasnt become obsolete
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    Tyla 2-3lb fish is no problem with a cast net,you can pull a 10'lb fish with them no problems,plus unlike a gill they are a mobile method of fishing,spot-and-cast,or just bait a patch,wait a while and cast over the area,its fun Had a great night,25+ grayling.equal amount of trout,four eels,and a 4lb chub The game-fish and eels were all caught in approx 1hr 20 minutes
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    I will remember that Chess,I just got my kit assembled,I released the ones I caught last time,tonight they get last rites and a one way journey home
  23. mackem
    I havent actually Malt But it would have been amusing if the cam switched to him lying face-down in the shag-pile leaking red stuff,poetic justice
  24. mackem
    Would have been the icing on the cake if there'd been a muzzle-flash in the darkness
  25. mackem
    I forgot about that little project Maty,I actually remembered it about it ten minutes ago as I was putting new backing on my fly-reel The quest for the holy grayl................ing
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