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  1. mackem
    Yup,far,far cheaper abroad,Asia decent nets are less than a tenner
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    Reminds me of a porn-mag I once saw in a "Specialist" shop the contents catered for guys who like MATURE women,everyone inside the pages was over the age of 70
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    Holy piscine-predators I didnt think you would accept the bet somehow,and I only ever bet on certainties
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    Probably next week BRB,your going to enjoy this one Still want to put on a tenner bet after last time
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    Malt,you old coffin-dodger Happy birthday mate
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    It looks like a Time-team excavation of a Roman hill-fort Lot of time and effort gone into that,I am sure the local kids are in for a lot of fun,and its going to keep them off the streets
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    Nope,not PM,some things you really do have to wait to see
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    For a beginner they are all much-of-a-muchness,its only when the bug bites and you become addicted that your probably going to want a panel-net or hand-made super-spreader,we havent got a massive choice in this country,hobsons choice actually,theres plenty of the bay,and all will catch,but the price here is extortionate http://shop.ebay.co.uk/?_from=R40&_trk...;_nkw=cast+nets
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    You've led a sheltered life have'nt you?? Long time ago,sex-show,I averted my eyes from the stage while the performance was going on
  10. mackem
    Hermaphrodite with an erection being fellated by the same :sick:
  11. mackem
    Carbide Very good for fish-bombs
  12. mackem
    I am on a wind-up fried,its nowt but a f*****g game Make the rules up as you go along and just enjoy playing it As for off my f*****g head,how very perceptive
  13. mackem
    Probably one of my kids,accosting you for the fish,did he have a knuckle-duster?Or maybe it was our spirits trapped in youth still walking the riparian-beats never wanting to leave the halcyon days of youth We only kept about 20 mate,the rest were released,if your laying out good wedge to fish for a day its important the river isnt missing one vital ingredient I gave a few trout to my sisters neighbours earlier,old folk,nice people
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    Your rep is intact LG,lily-white and virginal,you would have enjoyed it though,I cant believe the price however £500 a day is ever so slightly OTT,not many people have an open-invite on those sort of waters,I guess I am lucky Mark,I know what your favourite group is
  15. mackem
    Some methods are best kept inside a tight community He might teach you the odd thing or two though,thats assuming he comes on here
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    None,he is a polish version of joe and myself,he just likes fishing,his methods are an eye-opener but very basic,I will ask him to register
  17. mackem
    Thanks dad I released all the last lot we caught LG,I have a dozen in the freezer,never tried them before,maybe tommorrow?You should have came out,we rented the whole beat,you could have used my rod I am sure you would have found the whole experience very enlightening
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    Like I said,theres a few in the freezer,I can always return if they are palatable,though it is £500 for the beat so might have to save my pennies I have been trying to get a polish friend to register an account,he went fishing polish-style the other night,even took a wheelbarrow(I shit you not)to carry home the catch,his haul was rainbow approx 5-6 lbs each in two hours
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    As my wife always informed me when I asked why do women nag,its not nagging,its called "Advising"
  20. mackem
    I just emptied a plate of potato gratin Don or I would have tried one tonight in garlic-butter,maybe tommorrow If they taste as good as chalk-stream trout I will kick myself because we released a load last night
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    "Willies up you" Chess and theres me thinking its only LG who likes those sort of intimacies I always wanted to be a strawberry-blond Don,sadly its not natural :kiss: Watch out for TRANNIES GO TROUTING :kiss:
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    No more rainbows for me for a while mate,finished chasing them,till next week anyway when we are once again fishing the land of the flint,I just had loads of ear-ache earlier because the freezers are packed,empty is the time for hassle,not full I think?
  23. mackem
    I enjoyed it don,except when a fishing-platform "Collapsed"under joe and he steadied "himself" and saved "himself"(spot the theme?) from a drenching by pushing me into the water Disregard the sign,we did
  24. mackem
    One of my kids plays the guitar,I tried to learn the sax,incredible instrument,maybe when I have more time and a head not clogged up with crap I can learn it properly,for playing on moonlit nights on a white sand beach somewhere,oh yeah,and I can whistle also......look
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    Had an invite last night to cast a line on a stretch of a Barnsley trout river,apparently some EU urban regeneration scheme directive wanted the fish removed and the pristine waters silted up with Morrison-trolleys,bike-frames,and old sodden mattresses,local ASBO youths requested the water be restocked with pirhanas and great-whites as watercress stream grayling and brown trout were far to effeminate for Barnsleys mucho-macho image :kiss: Barnsleyites of my aquaintance normally fish with dynamite or jump leads wired direct into the local sub-station,saves electricity or gas and having to co
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