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mackem

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  1. Someone should volunteer to do a fishing theme,get into the water casting a fly,or seated on the bank with a pole Siutably attired of course http://www.eroticlothing.co.uk/acatalog/fi...ystockings.html
  2. But did you get your three wishes Mr T?
  3. http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/index...showtopic=69100
  4. Chess,Lamlash bay has just been featured on BBC2,its been made Scotlands first No-take zone,no fishing allowed,and its being monitored by COAST (Community of Arran seabed trust),the seabeds barren,they just showed dive-footage
  5. Kay,you adopt more colours and guises than a chameleon,thats your Morticia Adams look
  6. I know a bit about cameras,I genuinely spoke to Lindsay Honey a few weeks ago on the subject of cinematography
  7. Kay,your the self-proclaimed Mary Whitehouse of THL
  8. Tasteful...........stylish............classy............ With a hint of glamour right Yeah,I am getting the picture now,WET-SHIRT
  9. Mackem, you know that brain youve got, do you keep it in your Y FRONTS..... Not for me sally,I am not that sort of bloke at all,in fact if you go to page 8 and look at ferreter_joes friend its me in touch with my feminine side,I am just trying to empathise with some of the other guys on this forum when suggesting various poses
  10. Ponies+erotic= OK ladies,who wants to be GODIVA
  11. I am trying to blend tasteful with a slight erotic twist to pander to the whims of certain "Types" of guy
  12. Can one sit astride the horse in tight jodhpurs,wearing black riding boots,and a virginal white shirt,wielding a whip and with a faint sneer playing across her lips?
  13. I will echo those sentiments,I remember wrecking my mums pans concocting birdlime mixes that didnt work
  14. I havent seen so many ladies rushing to get their clothes off,must be the Gok Wan influence
  15. Kay,you can hide your "Bits" with your greyhound tastefully draped over you as you lounge back on a warmed marble plinth (Told you it was going to be tasteful didnt i?)
  16. Its going to be a Helen Mirren "Calender girls" affair,fully nude but tasteful,nothing dirty about it so no rolling around in liberating mud once you got that wooly vest off kay
  17. Neither has the guy who told you it by the sounds of it
  18. Never saw them burnt alive mate Wasnt that 15'th century witches? You chat to some wierd people maty Dont try the other old witches punishment,throwing them in a lake,if they drown they are innocent,if they survive they are guilty
  19. Dry-bumming?Banjo-strings? Sounds like a modern remake of "Deliverance"
  20. Breaking my shoulder and ankle,the bruising down one side of my body was f**king horrific,could hardly sleep with pain,difficult to inhale deeply because of searing spasms
  21. The Brickshaws taking a lot of interest in those bunnies,good result Rob
  22. I have only ever seen Hawksbills killed chess,they bleed a lot,red meat.I once watched a chinese guy in Wanchai market de-shell a still living turtle by knocking the plates from its shell with the edge of a cleaver,no one passing batted an eye-lid
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