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  1. mackem

    police

    Keystone cops more likes,or dixon of dock-green
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    police

    The police were called within 2 or 3 minutes,I told my sis to put in a complaint,but in all honesty whats the use,coppers really are a waste of space,a necessary evil,but the majority are just in the job for easy-street and a pension at the end
  3. mackem

    police

    Now I KNOW your on a wind up Police station,and its a decent sized one is half a mile?Staines police station which is f*****g HUGE is three miles I have heard about prioritising crime but it extracts the urine,I said my nephew should have shot one with his rifle then told the police,they would have been there withing 10 minutes flat
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    police

    Police do an EXCELLENT job My sis lives in a decent area,f**k considering her council-tax its on par with Windsor castle which isnt so far away Last friday night a couple of kids tried to break into her house,smashed a window and actually got inside,fled when disturbed,that was 11.30pm'ish,police phoned immediately.......................................................Came saturday evening at 6pm'ish,what a bunch of shaven headed fat-gutted shower of cnuts
  5. Fishing?Relaxing You try running across a cow-filled pasture with a wheel-barrow full of trout
  6. Or even a nights driven-pheasant shooting
  7. Joe and I fish around blazingstoke quite a lot,we might be able to offer you a nights fishing
  8. SP,maybe those Moraki boulders were versions of these weird hills I photographed in Asia
  9. I told you we needed a wheel-barrow
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    police

    Nigerians dont really have much imagination when it comes to scams,they all follow a basic pattern,monkey see monkey do,if 50 inch plasmas were £40 why do coppers but in normal shops?
  11. mackem

    police

    50 inch plasma for £40
  12. mackem

    police

    Caveat emptor,loads of scams on flea-bay,that sounds like a bargain,got a link?
  13. How do I blank my face ?Arm from an old jumper with eye-holes cut out
  14. I am indeed valley,thats de rigueur fishing attire
  15. Just found some pics of dubbed birds on a disc
  16. Spielbergs bought the film rights"Brickshaws-the movei"and rumour has it Hancocks thinking of scrapping his collie-line and jumping on the Brickshaw bandwagon as well
  17. Its actually "Brickshaws-The next generation" APW
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    shetland islands

    Should have advertised on here for a couple of lads to tag-along for the five days
  19. mackem

    shetland islands

    Be interesting to see your final score
  20. mackem

    shetland islands

    Good show jbs,whats the airgun your using?
  21. All,if the bolts take screw-in inserts get yourself some crossbow-specific broadheads,and theres a few scopes intended only for crossbows,make sure you have a decent backstop though,these things really are lethal
  22. I dont think Mark realised that when he coined the phrase your one day going to see in Countrymans weekly each issue..................Brickshaw Lurchers
  23. Plummer was ridiculed,but his books collectively outsold any other lurcher/running-dog author before or since,and EVERYONE remotely interested in lurchers has heard of him,I am sure,certain,positive that something will come of this,it just takes time
  24. Ko,loads of guys ridicule Mark,who knows why,but even though I could tell he had been drinking he was adamant that his family of lurchers will be well known within ten years,as he said the lurcherworld is stagnant at the moment,at a crossroads,he is simply showing it which direction to take,and if he says he will then watch this space...........
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