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mackem

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  1. I bet the commentary was doubly entertaining when one caught the other fornicating with his wife "Come and see my rod" indeed Thats why they no longer film together
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    Genuine People

    Yeah,so gimmee some free stuff as well
  3. HEED THESE WORDS........................I was expecting a biblical revelation seeing as how its the sabbeth
  4. It was just a play on words Gary the same as clique-city f*****g hell,if someone doesnt make light of it your all going to be in doldrums and tears
  5. Load of tosh,its not "Mob-rule"...................................Its "MOD-rule"
  6. Your not gallophobic are you Priest I just wanted to watch
  7. Its a review woods,its nothing personal
  8. I had an extra sugar in my coffee Its hyped me up again
  9. Carry on and say nothing?That was the Marcel Marceau choreographed mute version with Sid James and Barbera Windsor in mime?
  10. Afternoon Mac, No but it is rather noisy and smelly for my likeing. Started my career as a forklift driver there, not good at all. Dont keep reiterating the "Forklift-driver" spiel Remember the cover-story,we dont over-emphasise or stress things It arouses suspicion
  11. Watch the Pyramids being built?Great wall of china?Battle of waterloo?The real battle for rourkes drift?
  12. Nowt wrong with noisy,smelly London You should have just said Madam,your village appears to be missing its idiot please return home
  13. Not a full-on perv or nothing,and the thought of my mum and dad getting down and dirty is quite revolting to be honest,but I just want to hang bunting,sound a fan-fare,and throw ticker-tape to herald my arrival on earth
  14. Fishing is fishing,irrespective of your attire,thats irrelevants,its catching fish that counts
  15. As you sow so shall you reap Fairweather fisherman
  16. I have used a tractor tyre inner-tube in the past mate as a mini trawler
  17. Nowt wrong with a Rubber-dinghy,I have caught thousands of fish from one
  18. mackem

    Markbrick!!

    Thats fair enough,at least its spelt out clearly,thanks.
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    Markbrick!!

    Bonus-ball question John,is mark banned or suspended?He cant log on
  20. mackem

    Markbrick!!

    you didnt tell me you had a 25 year old blond over the road , im gonna do my best ted bundy impression behind a hedge He is a swedish guy BRB
  21. mackem

    Markbrick!!

    Next saturdays lottery numbers and whats my chances with the 25 year old blond across the road?
  22. mackem

    Markbrick!!

    Whats the reason bob?I just scanned your posts,nothing inflamatory nor deliberately abusive,whats the true story behind all this
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