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mackem

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  1. You just made that up didnt you Just done a google search and could'nt find it.....another christmas pressie idea out of the window then Trust me,I wouldnt fabricate a sex-doll sotry,she comes with a free bottle of talc and heres her review page http://www.69adulttoys.com/SexToys/Toy.asp...amp;stab=3&
  2. Your property or permission your allowed to shoot them with an airgun
  3. Thanks bush,used to go to the Farne Islands every summer as a kid to watch the seals and birds
  4. Its legal to shoot them in season with an airgun on your property or land where you have permission to do so http://www.airgunbbs.com/forums/showthread.php?t=217469
  5. If you REALLY have such a well developed sense of humour Mr T any chance of a filmed repetition of the incident
  6. I beg to differ, that model has a different hair colour....... I think it is Manic Mandy with machine washable apertures.... Ahhh,it appears we have a Agalmatophiliac in our midst,a latex conniseur,I meant the MK2 "Extreme-dream" model,for the discerning pervert
  7. Looks like a "3-hole extreme-dream" model
  8. Mr T,not taking the P*ss or nothing,but would it be possible to re-enact the scene and post the clip on youtube to serve as a deterent to kids who may wish to similarly experiment?Its your public duty mate,your a veteran of such infernos
  9. to easy! PUSSY! got mine, age, 10, highscore air pistol, crawled under pine trees on belly! when i got it in my hand i nearly stared crying,it was so beautiful I would never shoot one again to be honest,something about them
  10. Hong Kong aint developing Tyla,puts London to shame in terms of technology,I think its just the concept of animal rights havent quite caught on there,Wanchai market again I saw a guy behead a 40+ Lb carp,severed head gasping away,gills still working,the works,no one bothered except a few of us who had gathered to spectate.
  11. The mole empties out at Hampton court palace,Mole record is 15lb 4oz for barbel,but there was an electro-fishing survey on the thames between hampton and kingston 2 years ago,it turned up barbel to around the 20lb mark
  12. I have fished the mole mate,I live very close to where it hits the Thames,only ever fished it for trout though,plenty of brownies in there
  13. I didnt get a shotgun till I was 14 Chess,single barrel folding pedretti,otherwise I would have shot it on the ground with that,kids eh,I would never shoot one now though,their russets and browns are absolutely stunning,beautiful birds
  14. Oh its ok i will have a vest on till its time to take the pics Make sure its a thermal-vest,remember what your mum always said about how delicate your chest is,you dont want pneumonia or pleurisy,besides,my offer was perfectly innocent and gentlemanly,just like opening a door or pulling out a seat at a restaurant table for a lady
  15. I have a high body-temperature and very warm hands if thats any help? I could cover your "Bits" till they are ready to be unveiled so they dont look as "Shocked"
  16. Theres always an ulterior motive Chess Good luck in Lamlash,dont forget holiday pics
  17. I dont personally care for Mr Oddie,he lives up to his name,but I watched it to see if there was any further info on the Muntjac population of the UK
  18. Correct,I am not christian There used to be a beautiful marshy area on the side of a stream,always held woodcock during hard weather,I think I was about 12 or 13,it was with a webley Vulcan Mk1,there was thick snow on the ground,I spotted it because of its beautiful limpid eye,open sights,end of story,beautiful looking bird Lamlash bay was on TV last night,wild looking place
  19. First woodcock I ever shot was with an airgun
  20. First time I ever tried spinning/plugging for pike I spent £60 on lures,certain that one of these creations would catch a fish,the water was gin-clear,I was looking at pike on station beside reed-beds and working the lures past their noses,no interest whatsoever,went upstream near the weir,silted coloured water,first cast and a 2lb jack struck,is there any hard-and-fast rules?
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