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  1. Mackem sent me one of those portable panic alarms! Now they are bloody loud!!!!!! Switch that on near someones ear holes..... Thanks Mac Misinformation and disinformation officer?I just had my THIRD pm asking did I really send you a panic alarm For the record I didnt,but I am sure the only records artic has interest in are police records,and I dont mean sting nor "Message in a bottle"
  2. Everyones notching up a gear in training for the comp,Excellent result Woodga
  3. Gaslighting AKA Psychological warfare,psy-ops,I used to have a book on it,that will send him divvy
  4. I was always attracted to women who are a little...................."Different" Backfired on me once or twice though
  5. Just remembered something,never,ever,ever watch an "Alexia toilet-girl" DVD,not if you have stomach contents digesting
  6. I used to have an ex-girlfriend Liked golden-showers,even gargled with it once,not as repusive as it sounds cos my p*ss is sterile right?I dropped her like a hot-coal when she wanted to go further and used to put her Video-films on to show me
  7. Extreme scatology :sick: Thats grosser than gross :sick: :sick:
  8. Yeah Maty,I bought theirs when they first came out £299 then,worth it at twice the price
  9. My kids have a yukon ranger
  10. I can understand drinking,cro-magnon man eating fermented apples or fruit,feeling a little bit merry and less inclined to pulp his neighbours skull with a mammoth jaw-bone or flint nodule,probably thought"f*****g hell,Ugggg,this is great"and started trying to ferment his own fruit,could have been the first home-brew kits,but even he must have coughed and spluttered when his missus built the fire out of wet wood and the cave filled with billowing smoke
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    dvd

    Fishing mate,nowt else but fishing
  12. I never smoked a thing in my life,cant see the attraction,if I stand beside a fire I move to avoid breathing in smoke right?
  13. First the big shiny Koi , then the ghosties with that convienient metalic cross to aim at. Then once the eye is truly in ,the commons-especially those with names Any named fish should automatically become a target,its the law,nothing brightens the day up more than a crap angler in mourning,besides allowing for defraction is a lot more skilfull than lobbing out a hair-rig,Vive le difference
  14. Tobes,are you coming over to the DARKSIDE
  15. I was dragged up in a genuine Ghetto,f*****g hell,lucky to survive,streets long-since demolished,best place for it to be frank,it would have been a fitting contender for that program
  16. Certainly not my village mate,I live in Daffyds village Llanddewi Brefi :kiss:
  17. Which village was it?Royston Vasey?
  18. Jeep,I have seen quite a high number of one-armed blast fishermen,usually deaf,sometimes blind in one eye,its a hazard of the job,bad way to fish really,ruins the reefs
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    world record

    I saw that footage,catching mouse-deer or duiker
  20. All hail wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estuary
  21. Gas-ram Theoben Fenman,Ambidextrous stock,also available in .20,I had one in .22,short,pointable,and excellent for roosting birds
  22. I used to have a Fenman,great little gas-ram,very accurate,worth getting IMHO
  23. Good luck to everyone who entered,all the man/dog teams deserve a round of applause,its going to be highly entertaining,loads of good craic,and hopefully well documented and photographed
  24. Should have said that poor girl,I had just pressed the "Add-reply" icon and a nano-second later I realised theres nothing little about her
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