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    Yeah mate,its all hard chitin,thats all I can taste,never found any meat in any of them.
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    honey buzzards smaller mate Ornithology was never my strong point
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    Spiff,your the only one I ever heard describing scorpions as being like lamb-chops,I wish,they are all carapace and chitin,no meat in them,squash them underfoot and check it out,the ones I ate always tasted more like the oil they were friend in
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    Looks like a bog-standard buzzard,honey buzzards are slightly larger with a longer wingspan,maybe one of those?
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    Good night out Andy
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    F***ing hell LG,a "Yout"?I didnt know you were in a posse solja Besides,must have been dangerous back in your "Yout" hunting inner-city London with all the doodle-bugs and UXB's and stuff,I would have thought you would have been evacuated on the train and fostered out to a country-family?
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    I guess the recession is even biting in Wasp-World
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    Theres an old saying Caravan,god never makes anymore land,but he always makes more children,time to hit the bayou
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    That first fish under the boat was hilarious "This way joe,this way,no joe,dont spin,dont spin,dont spin"It was like being on a f*****g merrygo-around
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    Samba,I have watched quite a number of fox working the shingle shoreline of the Thames when the tide is out,hunting rats maybe or just sifting through the flotsam and jetsam.
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    That was a decent average mate pre-ban,when we used to lamp in the east-end we would normally average 2-3 fox in a few hours
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    "Was loaded" past tense I am afraid Maty,that horse is like a money pit Its all real and true in my head Friedrice,scary sometimes This ones for you Chess "Banana splits adventure hour" I guess Joe and I were just like Huck&Tom drifting along in that boat last night
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    Finbarr Saunders?Fnarr Fnarr!Chortle,chortle!
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    End-tackle doesnt always mean barbless hooks,split-shot,and quill-floats,its also a soho street euphemism for prophylactics :kiss:
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    And there's some strange specimens to be caught there, I'd never even heard of a fish called chlamydia, before my mate came back from there and told me he caught them. Strange indeed... Keep far,far away from that sort of "Mate" Malt,chlamydia is an STD(I should know,I have had it a few times )normally caught from ladies of the night operating from houses of ill repute and could possibly be responsible for the all pervading odour of fish emenating from your friend :sick:
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    Got a lurcher,theres plenty of interesting things over your way RK I am sure
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    You sold me on it already,when can I have the keys(and nope,I dont mean the florida ones either)
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    Good fishing though,everyone I know who has been always goes on about getting their rod out
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    Nah,its ok mate,he is a regular down there,they all know him,he is always in Brewer street,I think he gets his fishing gear from there?Tackle manufacturer opened over there or something?Must be because he is always going on about it,I think its called "Hookers"
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    Kids
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    Even as we speak JOE is heading towards Soho to purchase one of those inflatable-repair kits in flesh-tone,sold for emergency repairs to users of latex-ladies the likes of "Teddy-babe" or "Joy-toy(three hole)" He aint a scurvy knave though,I was the one who ate the live rats and sucked on Lemons during the circumnavigation
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    Jefferson county?I can almost imagine myself saying Night Jim-Bob,night mary Helen,to the neighbours,and at $3500 an acre thats CHEAP Sure you can come over to that pond anytime,to SWIM I would actually regard the allogators as a bonus Not as conspicuous as keeping pigs,no trespassers on my land Whats a protected list???????
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    Nah,just a typical night out mate
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    Chess,you old sea-dog,tis the treasure of Lamlash bay your seeking?Or are ye drawn back there year in year out following the currents for a totally different reason?A woman perhaps?A siren maybe Even as we shipped water last night Joe was gibbering about davey-jones locker,you ever been a fan of the Monkeees chess?
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    Edward Smith probably said the same thing after he scraped his boat on a chunk of floating sea ice,Benjamin Briggs the Mary Celestes captain probably thought about hindsight in the moments prior to dissapearing from the face of the earth alongside his crew and wife,amazing how its normally old sea-dogs and nautical captains who use cliches which are painfully obvious even to those of us with less seafaring experience I heard the expression used again recently,where and when was it AH!Yeah,thats right,it was 2am this morning in deepest,darkest Hampshire as half-way across a lake,under the fu
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