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  1. mackem
    I am shocked frankly LG,bows&arrows?Spears?Gill nets?You will be advocating fish-bombs and cyanide-fishing next,tsk,tsk,tsk
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    I feel mortified LG at such a scurrilous besmirchment upon my character However,I never hold a grudge good sir,and we have recently secured sole notcurnal fishing rights on a PRIME chalk-stream beat jumping with quality wild brownies and grayling of good-size,your more than welcome to fish the water as out guest LG,any time
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    I would never slate you LG,you were once my MEMPHIS(Mark )but the rod wasnt a prop mate,with my sensible head on,for once,your right,fly-fishing is actually calming,tranquil,and a theraputic way to fish
  4. mackem
    I have had one or two sea-trout,totally wild brownies,and a small number of grayling
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    Pricey when you see the actual size of them though
  6. mackem
    I have had a great season to be honest,we fished in Hants friday,got some fish and a roe-buck Let us know how you get on fishing the Wey,I am sure we will be back in Hants this weekend
  7. mackem
    Which river you trying for the grayling Mart?How much to fish there?
  8. mackem
    Always something fascinating about certain plants
  9. mackem
    Remember one thing,we in turn will be pensioners,they love a nice bit of trout
  10. mackem
    You might have to order them from Harris-angling They work for chub,small jacks,brown trout etc,designed to be used with light lines and ultra-light gear http://www.harrissportsmail.com/Categories...CategoryID=2181
  11. mackem
    Get yourself some of Harris-anglings micro-lures Excellent actions and good catchers
  12. mackem
    Excellent memories,but he is wearing socks I was barefoot,good job I dont suffer from cheesy-toe
  13. mackem
    Check out Paul Merton on channel 5 at the moment,paul is in Bikaner where the rat temple is situated,maybe he will go in
  14. mackem
    Excellent results as expected,that ground must be lifting W
  15. mackem
    Fit an ejector-mechanism and a sunroof
  16. mackem
    It was dark and he was breathing heavily when he saw me in that wig,I thought it was sexually motivated but he had walked 10 yards towards me so he could have actually been out of breath,we was complaining about Haemorrhoids and other botty related ailments so maybe the rumours ARE true,and the drivers seat is indeed moulded to his arse
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    Told him he had to walk half a mile last week,he blanched,inhaled sharply,and suggested another venue
  18. mackem
    Its an honour if a rat takes food from you,I saw one old sadhu there feeding them from food placed between his lips,they were crawling all over him as he sat cross-legged
  19. mackem
    Always good when the kids start to grow up,funny to watch their characters emerge,I just found out my 13 year old has an older woman she is 15
  20. mackem
    You become immune to the smell after a while oot's,as soon as you step off the plane in Delhi theres a certain aromatic pungency,if you took notice of it your olfactory system would overdose
  21. mackem
    The interior open-courtyard even has a mesh roof Malt,to stop BOP and Avian predators from snatching one of its inhabitants,its an eye-opener,rats feted like gods while people live in abject poverty beyond the walls If ever your in the area pop in
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    The temple guards and attending sadhu's might take a dim view of it Dan,it would be a shit-hole of a place to be beaten to death
  23. mackem
    My first lurcher when I was a kid once tuned into something,walked him a thousand times through a a small valley known locally as "Dead-mans valley"legend ran that a drift-mine in the valley walls had collapsed killing several miners,took him through one night and he froze staring hard at the rock-face,hackles up and growling Tried to walk him past the spot and he refused Just kept growling and whining
  24. mackem
    5'th pic down,see the flip-flops right-hand side of the pic?Barefoot all the way
  25. mackem
    I spent a week there Scottish,its in Bikaner,great place,you have to walk through the tunnels barefoot,the rats are scabrous,diseased to f**k but it was an experience
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