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mackem

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  1. Theres a few felled trees around locally like that Nealey,the larger holes look like those I have watched woodpeckers make as they search for grubs or insects.
  2. No Lidl in Windsor Andy,I was shocked when they opened a Nandos,thats about as low class as they get
  3. I was actually in Windsor today,went past the palace,couldnt see a single light on,now I understand the reason why,didnt pay the bill
  4. A copper circle around the stem of a plant keeps them off for some reason
  5. Excellent result,good write-up,great experience for the boy,I have two lads in that general age-range and know what they are like,and what a surprise with the pike,decent fish and on a worm
  6. What is it with the site this week?Everyones on aboutflame-throwers,pyros the lot of you
  7. Saying that Kenny Laidlaw has probably trawled through your bin,he is probably a Nigerian from Peckham,he is in the process of assuming your identity and the squiggy pic is the first step on the path to being...........DEKER
  8. Deker,plagiarism is the highest form of flattery
  9. Seen black,brown,and grey sedimentary deopists in glaciers,nature truly is awesome!
  10. Bit "Rough"?Could be a chav-tit then?
  11. Her real name is Tina Tern'er
  12. Now now JOE,dont be a tease I am sure you dont want anymore northerners coming down south We only come down to show you guys how to play games properly
  13. Was that the Farne islands bill?I remember going there with the school and being dive-bombed by terns and shite-hawks
  14. Those words were pretty Phrophetic mate,I was waiting for a delivery from eastern-europe,it just arrived
  15. Yes i could handle a job like that, no doubt it was in SE Asia. Reminds me of a mate who went to a chew bar out there, apparentely you sit at a bar with cut outs for your bottom half to fit into and enjoy a drink while........ Thats why its nickname is Blow-row shepp,the real name is Fields avenue,very upper class name for a pretty sleazy shanty-town street which specialised in fellatio,one of the bars was the aptly named "nice with ice" famous for BJ on the rocks
  16. I like my job,its interesting But I used to have a friend who had the most amazing job for a guy anyway,he managed a girly-bar,a very interesting establishment in a street we dubbed "Blow-row" because most of the bars offered :kiss: he used to test drive all the latest models :kiss:
  17. I was Lucky enough in the 1990's to meet Vic Hislop who came to Hong Kong to catch a tiger shark that was partial to a chinese for dinner,he was an incredible character,told me he used to get them to the edge then shoot them with a .303 We are too restricted on this small island
  18. Dont let any of those rough fisherman types "Blow you off" as happened to Lee,no the wonder he is feeling sick Other than that enjoy yourself
  19. Never mind Lee,you can always cum out with us tonight,I promise not to blow you off Depends how much your offering though,I could be persuaded :kiss:
  20. Asian Silver Carp Maty,go up to 60-70 Lbs.What you have to remember about those bowhunters is a lot of them are bow-pros,their day job is archery and hunting to promote products,TV shows,lesser mortals like ourselves,unless we were really good instinctual shots wouldnt have as high a score rate
  21. Thats correct,but I got a rise and a bite out of you didnt i Not such a bad fisherman after all am I Lee
  22. Funny you should say that Daniel but I have a bow and practice weekly at Quicks the local archery club
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