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    Whats the best way to invest some spare cash?For arguments sake lets say 70K'ish
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    Yup,wifes cousin used them for ice-fishing in Canada,you used one?But theres not really a market for them in this country as set-lines are just as effective and a lot more discrete
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    Helicopter fishing steve?One would need to be short-changed in the old grey matter department to attempt that,suits us fine This time next week I should have cast a line in a high-street,right alongside a main road outside a shop-front,hopefully theres no one around to witness it Oh yeah,where did this all begin?Helicopter fishing?I want to be Gannet-mans brother when I grow up,Puffin-man http://break.com/index/helicopter-fishing-...sport-ever.html
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    racist! have to agree though, look what that scottish c**t is doing to england Hopefully he aint doing it for long
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    Avoid the sun Kay,dont want to see you having a face-peel on "Ten Years Younger"
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    Pity you couldnt fish in the middle of 2 Rivers shopping center,seen some great pike in there near McDonalds
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    Its boiling in Surrey,off out after eating for a spot of fishing on the thames.
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    My wife spent a few weeks with some of her relatives last september in LA,she wanted to walk to the shops,only half a mile away,her uncle told her no way!Theres too many "NigNogs" on the streets nowadays,his words,people say we are racially intolerant,try getting into one of the hispanic,filipino,african-american neighbourhoods,its like a re-enactment of boys in the hood
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    Turkey Buzzard,at least I know that one,I saw them on holiday,ugly looking bruisers
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    Theres a term in the pornographic movie industry Gnip,gay for pay,used to describe hitherto straight guys who give,but dont ordinarily receive unless its oral,I can most probably get you a few numbers if your interested And dont try and turn it back on me Your rep's an open secret
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    But I am more likely to have been his sister Jaqueline Chans "Lubricator" in her movie "Thrush hour"
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    I was Jackie Chans Fluffer?Beats "Freddy Starr ate my hamster" as an eye-catching tabloid headline any day of the week Gay for pay?Moi?We all have hidden skeletons Gnipper
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    Yhats probably going to be Mcaines Final movie then?DIE HARD THE WHITE HOUSE?
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    I can help you with the foundations if you want
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    Well i just read she was defeated in the battle of Watling street so she did make it to my neck off the woods , not sure if she was a man eater though Battle of Watling Street?I remember it well,chucking-out time at the NAGS HEAD two amazonian nymphos,one ginger,one brunette cat-fighting over who would share sleeping quarters with one-pint Pete Wives jack Spoilsports
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    It is mate,thats the shop,and theres the airgun center over on Staines Road,he sells maggots Sweetcorn always works mate,very underestimated bait,dry-fly purists always scorn sweetcorn and bait anglers,but I have had hundreds of trout this year on nothing more than a sweetcorn kernel
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    Write a book Fried?I left school with a C- in CSE english,I couldnt string two f***ing sentences together if my life f***ing depended upon it without borrowing a few f***ing F-words from Ramsay as Joe will tell you,he actually asked me once was I suffering from Tourettes Good Man Maty,relocator,you know the score Had another fishing session yet Maty?
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    There is no "Special relationship" its actually easier for afghanis and iranians to emigrate to the USA than law abiding UK citizens,they run a green-card lottery,british citizens are one of the small minority not allowed to enter,what "Special relationship"?
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    True Boris,you might hide it all and forget where you put it Maty http://www.crawfordsmd.co.uk/book_details....p;CategoryID=14
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    You get better as you get older , got nothing to proove so you come over more yourself sorry, but can i just change the last 3 words please, like i said sorry GET A ROOM Theres one impediment to that Jacko,my wife She doesnt understand me Bet you never heard that before
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    I think Boudica also had flaming red hair Kay,she was a bit of a man-eater but I dont think her range extended as far north as Brum Remember the old girlie motto,treat them mean keep them keen
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    You mean Joes "Trout-trawler"?Oh,I dont know,they might catch on when people see the results I am fishing the Thames in the morning I think,got a few tins of sweetcorn and Ashford anglings always got maggots in so who knows,I will probably just concentrate on Chub,I know where theres some decent ones
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    You had the export model wats?Weirauchs were the daddy in their day,I had to settle for webleys and BSA's because the german guns were more expensive
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    Oh yes i will have some of that I hope I havent been a bad influence on you,your not going to get your PVC "Pulling" gear on :kiss: ,get tanked-up and head off on the prowl are ya??
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    Good philosophy,as time goes on we realise we have nothing to prove to anyone,f**k the neighbours,we are here for a good time not a long time,make the rules up as you go along
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