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  1. mackem
    so you're a fan of the classics i see! Only if its the Ben-dover remake "Debbie does Darlington"
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    Hard-core beats arty any day of the week in my book,I will leave "Arty" to the mamma-mia fans
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    Debbie does Dallas is more my style of chick-flick
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    Looks like a great day out,what was the biggest fish L?
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    Isnt it a chick-flick?
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    Nahhh,spider again,oh well,could be worse,I could have been a slug and at Least I get to have a shag from a real-live man-eater (or spider-eater) Spider (your score: 23) Characters: Arcas in Eyes of Crow Powers: Artistic genius, ability to see patterns and sense trouble from a distance As a Spider, you're artistic, intuitive, and independent—maybe even a little eccentric. You can become so absorbed in your endeavors that you lose track of the outside world and the people in it. But what you give in return is magic, pure and simple. Best matches: Cougars, Hawks, Owls Wat
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    Incy-wincy Spider Why couldnt I have been a Siberian Tiger or Great White or summat?
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    Kamikaze-squalus
  9. mackem
    I have had trout on mackerel feathers so I cant see why it wouldnt work the other way around
  10. mackem
    Whats the best way to invest some spare cash?For arguments sake lets say 70K'ish
  11. mackem
    Yup,wifes cousin used them for ice-fishing in Canada,you used one?But theres not really a market for them in this country as set-lines are just as effective and a lot more discrete
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    Helicopter fishing steve?One would need to be short-changed in the old grey matter department to attempt that,suits us fine This time next week I should have cast a line in a high-street,right alongside a main road outside a shop-front,hopefully theres no one around to witness it Oh yeah,where did this all begin?Helicopter fishing?I want to be Gannet-mans brother when I grow up,Puffin-man http://break.com/index/helicopter-fishing-...sport-ever.html
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    racist! have to agree though, look what that scottish c**t is doing to england Hopefully he aint doing it for long
  14. mackem
    Avoid the sun Kay,dont want to see you having a face-peel on "Ten Years Younger"
  15. mackem
    Pity you couldnt fish in the middle of 2 Rivers shopping center,seen some great pike in there near McDonalds
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    Its boiling in Surrey,off out after eating for a spot of fishing on the thames.
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    My wife spent a few weeks with some of her relatives last september in LA,she wanted to walk to the shops,only half a mile away,her uncle told her no way!Theres too many "NigNogs" on the streets nowadays,his words,people say we are racially intolerant,try getting into one of the hispanic,filipino,african-american neighbourhoods,its like a re-enactment of boys in the hood
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    Turkey Buzzard,at least I know that one,I saw them on holiday,ugly looking bruisers
  19. mackem
    Theres a term in the pornographic movie industry Gnip,gay for pay,used to describe hitherto straight guys who give,but dont ordinarily receive unless its oral,I can most probably get you a few numbers if your interested And dont try and turn it back on me Your rep's an open secret
  20. mackem
    But I am more likely to have been his sister Jaqueline Chans "Lubricator" in her movie "Thrush hour"
  21. mackem
    I was Jackie Chans Fluffer?Beats "Freddy Starr ate my hamster" as an eye-catching tabloid headline any day of the week Gay for pay?Moi?We all have hidden skeletons Gnipper
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    Yhats probably going to be Mcaines Final movie then?DIE HARD THE WHITE HOUSE?
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    I can help you with the foundations if you want
  24. mackem
    Well i just read she was defeated in the battle of Watling street so she did make it to my neck off the woods , not sure if she was a man eater though Battle of Watling Street?I remember it well,chucking-out time at the NAGS HEAD two amazonian nymphos,one ginger,one brunette cat-fighting over who would share sleeping quarters with one-pint Pete Wives jack Spoilsports
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    It is mate,thats the shop,and theres the airgun center over on Staines Road,he sells maggots Sweetcorn always works mate,very underestimated bait,dry-fly purists always scorn sweetcorn and bait anglers,but I have had hundreds of trout this year on nothing more than a sweetcorn kernel
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