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  1. mackem
    It is mate,thats the shop,and theres the airgun center over on Staines Road,he sells maggots Sweetcorn always works mate,very underestimated bait,dry-fly purists always scorn sweetcorn and bait anglers,but I have had hundreds of trout this year on nothing more than a sweetcorn kernel
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    Write a book Fried?I left school with a C- in CSE english,I couldnt string two f***ing sentences together if my life f***ing depended upon it without borrowing a few f***ing F-words from Ramsay as Joe will tell you,he actually asked me once was I suffering from Tourettes Good Man Maty,relocator,you know the score Had another fishing session yet Maty?
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    There is no "Special relationship" its actually easier for afghanis and iranians to emigrate to the USA than law abiding UK citizens,they run a green-card lottery,british citizens are one of the small minority not allowed to enter,what "Special relationship"?
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    True Boris,you might hide it all and forget where you put it Maty http://www.crawfordsmd.co.uk/book_details....p;CategoryID=14
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    You get better as you get older , got nothing to proove so you come over more yourself sorry, but can i just change the last 3 words please, like i said sorry GET A ROOM Theres one impediment to that Jacko,my wife She doesnt understand me Bet you never heard that before
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    I think Boudica also had flaming red hair Kay,she was a bit of a man-eater but I dont think her range extended as far north as Brum Remember the old girlie motto,treat them mean keep them keen
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    You mean Joes "Trout-trawler"?Oh,I dont know,they might catch on when people see the results I am fishing the Thames in the morning I think,got a few tins of sweetcorn and Ashford anglings always got maggots in so who knows,I will probably just concentrate on Chub,I know where theres some decent ones
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    You had the export model wats?Weirauchs were the daddy in their day,I had to settle for webleys and BSA's because the german guns were more expensive
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    Oh yes i will have some of that I hope I havent been a bad influence on you,your not going to get your PVC "Pulling" gear on :kiss: ,get tanked-up and head off on the prowl are ya??
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    Good philosophy,as time goes on we realise we have nothing to prove to anyone,f**k the neighbours,we are here for a good time not a long time,make the rules up as you go along
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    Whats the biggest fish in thorpe JM?
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    I couldnt have gotten any worse,I was quite "Strange" in those days I honestly think peoples characters get better with age,I sincerely hope so,otherwise I am truly ******
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    I thought its only cheese and wine thats classified as "Mature" Kay,I think I am actually younger than you
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    Mature?
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    I think when you get to my age kay any woman is a bonus
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    They just needed a couple of Gweilos,I knew a guy who worked as a runner,he asked me,I guess Andy Warhols "15 minutes of fame" quote is correct Unless you mean how did it come about I met the nice women?
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    See i did see you I was on TV over there for a year advertising lager,I dont even drink Helped me meet a few nice ladies though :kiss:
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    I must be made,loads of f***ing people have trodden on me over the years
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    Blue pin-stripe,funny
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    You mustnt have blinked then kay,I was walking beside the girl in the green dress,my "Screen-wife" she was Finnish and we had an intimate conversation as the filming was taking place,I got to say one sentence in the movie which probably ended up on the cutting room floor due to my accent,the other western guys were all Jocks based over in Stanley Barracks so it was hobsons choice,geordie accent or nowt,happy days
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    I have my own copy of the Movie,but I just found this clip on YOUTUBE, I am on for about 2 seconds I thing beginning at 0.30 seconds?Walking past Anita Mui,I was with the lady in the green dress I am actually in the movie a few times but thats funny as f**k finding that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhS0wyS8Fow
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    Gilly,hope my kids dont read this You have a good dad there mate,treasure him,he sounds like he is your best mate
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    Just invest in a side-by-side,hacksaw,and a mask maty
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    Leave some for us,theres going to be nowt left
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