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mackem

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  1. Certainly not my village mate,I live in Daffyds village Llanddewi Brefi :kiss:
  2. Which village was it?Royston Vasey?
  3. Jeep,I have seen quite a high number of one-armed blast fishermen,usually deaf,sometimes blind in one eye,its a hazard of the job,bad way to fish really,ruins the reefs
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    world record

    I saw that footage,catching mouse-deer or duiker
  5. All hail wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estuary
  6. Gas-ram Theoben Fenman,Ambidextrous stock,also available in .20,I had one in .22,short,pointable,and excellent for roosting birds
  7. I used to have a Fenman,great little gas-ram,very accurate,worth getting IMHO
  8. Good luck to everyone who entered,all the man/dog teams deserve a round of applause,its going to be highly entertaining,loads of good craic,and hopefully well documented and photographed
  9. Should have said that poor girl,I had just pressed the "Add-reply" icon and a nano-second later I realised theres nothing little about her
  10. His mum probably thinks he is uber-cute But people arent laughing with him,they are laughing at him,he is a teenage heart attack waiting to happen
  11. His parents will probably wonder why their cute little cuddly cherub is the butt of all schoolground jokes,constantly bullied,and gets punted between the goalposts at football matches,the family foodbill must be f*****g horrendous,I wonder if his mums gestation period was 22 months
  12. Well,you might be right there Polecat,if someone threatened to sodomise me it would sure put the willies up me
  13. Violence begets violence mate,it triggers a chain reaction,its never a way to solve a problem except in extreme circumstances when your pushed to the limit
  14. You dont get more unlucky than dead
  15. Few years ago,christmas or maybe new years eve a kid late teens I think was killed at a London train station,you know that grainy CCTV footage they always show on crimewatch?Well,the footage showed the kid wandering along to the edge of the platform away from his friends,he stood for a short time then keeled over dead as a doornail He had been out drinking,full bladder,emptied it on the live-rail,apparently the salts in your piss are an excellent conductor of electrickery as catweazle called it,as for my shock I was lucky I didnt follow through with a number 2
  16. Do you not remember when we were kids Andy?Weardale used to be lifting,I wonder whats happened to the population,we always used to get good numbers around Stanhope and Westgate Least you had a day out
  17. "Hear say" That was the Myleene Klass short-lived pop-group LG
  18. Surprised no ones suggested an electric training collar which also begins slowly constricting once she has spoken for more than 30 seconds
  19. Sit in a darkened room,headphones blaring hardcore trance or rave,watch this clip repeatedly,psyche yourself up,your now in gladatorial mindset http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=K06wDn3XsZE&...feature=related
  20. Its developing into a kill or be killed thread when was the last time you watched a couple of teenage boys scrapping?They trade half a dozen badly aimed punches and end up scuffling on the ground,none of this crouching tiger hidden dragon crap
  21. I thought I was reading a choreographed script from a Van-damme fight-scene consultant Gouging eyes and biting ears,sounds like ladies night in Newcastles bigg market
  22. Later this week sometime,fishing in 'ampshire for trout
  23. I once accidentally had a "Wee"(not the nintendo version)on an electric fence
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