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mackem

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  1. Lemon-grass,slices of lemon,black peppers,extra virgin olive-oil
  2. Ask him to get you chalkstream-trout,exquisite flavour,chalk&Cheese to rainbow stockies
  3. Well,theres a few that can come off suicide watch now,samaratins switchboard went into melt-down last night
  4. Not teletext I was forced to watch that tripe,my mum was obsessional even though we didnt even f*****g live in Texas nor have oil in our garden
  5. yeh, i'd go back to dallas 1983,to see who really shot JR It was kristin Shephard
  6. Really?Tell me more?

  7. The last time I saw 126 hairs in a pile I had just shampoo'ed in the shower and they had collected in the plug-hole
  8. Can you part water like moses Sproting?Its just I am going fishing in an hour and would like to know the features on the bottom,just a quick peek?
  9. Probably because Bob was fornicating with Mrs Yates while Chris was dangling his line and filming
  10. There was an excellent bit of fishing on TV earlier this week,looking for man-eating catfish on the Kali river,first fish the guy landed was a Goonch catfish world record
  11. I bet the commentary was doubly entertaining when one caught the other fornicating with his wife "Come and see my rod" indeed Thats why they no longer film together
  12. mackem

    Genuine People

    Yeah,so gimmee some free stuff as well
  13. HEED THESE WORDS........................I was expecting a biblical revelation seeing as how its the sabbeth
  14. It was just a play on words Gary the same as clique-city f*****g hell,if someone doesnt make light of it your all going to be in doldrums and tears
  15. Load of tosh,its not "Mob-rule"...................................Its "MOD-rule"
  16. Your not gallophobic are you Priest I just wanted to watch
  17. Its a review woods,its nothing personal
  18. I had an extra sugar in my coffee Its hyped me up again
  19. Carry on and say nothing?That was the Marcel Marceau choreographed mute version with Sid James and Barbera Windsor in mime?
  20. Afternoon Mac, No but it is rather noisy and smelly for my likeing. Started my career as a forklift driver there, not good at all. Dont keep reiterating the "Forklift-driver" spiel Remember the cover-story,we dont over-emphasise or stress things It arouses suspicion
  21. Watch the Pyramids being built?Great wall of china?Battle of waterloo?The real battle for rourkes drift?
  22. Nowt wrong with noisy,smelly London You should have just said Madam,your village appears to be missing its idiot please return home
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