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  1. mackem

    dog as a dinner

    :sick: Is it an aphrodisiac or a massage-oil
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    dog as a dinner

    Koreans boil cats alive,its purportedly a health tonic for old ladies taken as a soup,though I think the bladder and bowels would evacuate and make the decoction an aquired taste :sick:
  3. Currently legal in the UK though there are EU wheels in motion grinding to ban it
  4. I hope 2009 brings us all what we want Try London,its not so bad,the pea-soupers have long since dispersed,pearly kings&Queens no longer climb apples&pears,and jellied eels and pie&Liquor outlets are outnumbered by McDonalds and KFC,but you might want to perfect your Dick Van Dyke mockney accent,happy 2009
  5. One of my sisters missed out on a Christmas trip to New York as she had an out-of-date passport,I was chatting to her today about it,she is still kicking herself,get one and stick it in the drawer,you never know,it might spur Mr Kay into treating the lady in his life to a Parisian weekend this coming Valentines
  6. Passport Your thinking of going to scotland kay?
  7. Do a little bit more for certain charities Maybe its the christmas eve Mass I took the kids to,but I had a moment of clarity and realised just how selfish and consumer-driven some of us seem to be getting
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    dog as a dinner

    Strong tasting mate,depends upon how its cooked,orientals always add chillies and sauces
  9. mackem

    dog as a dinner

    Tasted Ruffff but the cat was purrrrrrfect
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    dog as a dinner

    Eaten dog a few times abroad,people have always used them for food like cattle,pigs,goats etc,think Cheyenne "Dog" soldiers,polar explorers etc,dogs were kept around camps for multitudinous uses,food during hard times being one of them,when in Rome,some cultures have no stigma attached to eating dog meat.
  11. I put 20k into a bank once and got a visit
  12. Max Beesley is from the Steven Seagal school of acting
  13. He might have purchased an 1/8'th of something potent resulting in the question
  14. It was a deflating ending,nonsensical,like borrowing a "whodunnit" from the library,reading through only to find out someone had ripped the last page out
  15. Wheres Carol Vorderman when you need her
  16. Divorce from the wife,timberlands and Lowa desert boots from the kids Merry christmas
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    parrot

    Saves buying a turkey and its half-plucked already
  18. It was kennedy,I put nixon as that would be the ultimate conspiracy,I omitted Elvis as his driver,and william tell as the shooter Its almost 2009,peace and goodwill to man and beast alike,whoever wins its the dog deserves the credit,the characters and personalities on the other end of the leash are bit-players in the contest
  19. Thanks Al,mile-end was my old stamping ground,I shall pop across next week
  20. Good result to both guys,there arent losers in this at all The river fording piggy-back approach sounds interesting
  21. I am just going with the Lowa mate,its 90+% humidity,a volcanic topography,I have had so called "Desert-boots" before and they made my feet sweat like a turkey at christmas
  22. Voice of reason amidst a sea of confusion,this type of poll always becomes a conspiracy theorists character assassination,markbrick caught in a triangulation of fire like Nixon and the grassy knoll shot,this isnt a poll on most popular characters,its the dogs doing the hard work But I voted for Marks dog
  23. You get them exclusively for 2 whole months of the year kay Merry christmas
  24. Boyfriend kay? I didnt think you were that sort Well,allow me to suggest an alternative?There are websites where you can appeal to "Understanding" adult males,get a consortium of 10 guys,sign them up for £400 each which allows each donor exclusive access to your augmented fun-bags for one month per year for a five year period,its a sort of mammary time-share
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