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  1. Claire,is the documentary aimed at terrestrial or satellite TV?
  2. Double-bluff reverse psychology They taught you well artic,chinese water-torture next methinks
  3. Paul Kaye......CLASSIC I have this clip on my phone Maty "Bit of windmilling"
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    Ghosty stuff

    No every one sayes they have the willies up them at some point I can say hand-on-heart I never had them plural or singular up me,thats just a vicious rumour
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    Ghosty stuff

    Kay's renown for her double entendres Vic
  6. If it was caprolites and they broke the crust with a spoon......................Whoops,reminiscing again
  7. To be honest it was pretty tame
  8. Its MARKBRICK Thats the clip he keeps sending me
  9. I had a wee-wee Get yourself a load of chalk-stream or watermeadow-stream brownies,totally different taste,beautiful actually And grayling,a sweet unusual taste,very nice
  10. A mate was telling me of someone he knew. She would go to the toilet when she got to a retraunt or whatever and take a shit. She would then take pictures of the turd on her mobile and bluetooth It to whoever had there BT on and accepted the file. Sounds like you would of liked her Mack She sounds interestingly repugnant,but those days are long behind me
  11. No Mack...a different sort of thing i think. I've tried it, but it's never been for me. I don't want to feel half baked on purpose!!!! I have sat in a room with people smoking normal ciggies and felt woozy and nauseous
  12. Everyone criticises cannabis as being a gateway drug into harder substances,but arent cigarettes for some people the pathway to marijuana,smoking,having that slim white stick in your hands?
  13. Mackem sent me one of those portable panic alarms! Now they are bloody loud!!!!!! Switch that on near someones ear holes..... Thanks Mac Misinformation and disinformation officer?I just had my THIRD pm asking did I really send you a panic alarm For the record I didnt,but I am sure the only records artic has interest in are police records,and I dont mean sting nor "Message in a bottle"
  14. Everyones notching up a gear in training for the comp,Excellent result Woodga
  15. Gaslighting AKA Psychological warfare,psy-ops,I used to have a book on it,that will send him divvy
  16. I was always attracted to women who are a little...................."Different" Backfired on me once or twice though
  17. Just remembered something,never,ever,ever watch an "Alexia toilet-girl" DVD,not if you have stomach contents digesting
  18. I used to have an ex-girlfriend Liked golden-showers,even gargled with it once,not as repusive as it sounds cos my p*ss is sterile right?I dropped her like a hot-coal when she wanted to go further and used to put her Video-films on to show me
  19. Extreme scatology :sick: Thats grosser than gross :sick: :sick:
  20. Yeah Maty,I bought theirs when they first came out £299 then,worth it at twice the price
  21. My kids have a yukon ranger
  22. I can understand drinking,cro-magnon man eating fermented apples or fruit,feeling a little bit merry and less inclined to pulp his neighbours skull with a mammoth jaw-bone or flint nodule,probably thought"f*****g hell,Ugggg,this is great"and started trying to ferment his own fruit,could have been the first home-brew kits,but even he must have coughed and spluttered when his missus built the fire out of wet wood and the cave filled with billowing smoke
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    dvd

    Fishing mate,nowt else but fishing
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