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mackem

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  1. I forgot about that little project Maty,I actually remembered it about it ten minutes ago as I was putting new backing on my fly-reel The quest for the holy grayl................ing
  2. Joe decided its grayling or nothing,anything else bar grayling is an abject failure,I hope we get one
  3. So its like a skim line to take off the surface weed and floating detritus?Looks a good book except I have a crick in my neck angled over towards the Right Joe sent me a message,he has splurged some cash on a pair of waders,looks like we christen them tonight
  4. Your polarities have just synchronised,Sarah,your initials will remain the same Mrs SJM(arkbrick) I dedicate this song to your future............... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HRVbLlq2ChI
  5. mackem

    keep fit

    Black-kit!Thats what we need,Ninja suits
  6. The french built Sangatte camp as a jumping-off base for them to get into the UK,they are still there after its closure,though living in woodland etc now.
  7. Most take the piss given the opportunity,its human nature to see how far we bend or flex rules and regs for our own ends
  8. Good job I reminded you where you originated
  9. Is a scillian the same as a sicillian
  10. The world is filled with porous borders Mas,trust me,its not difficult to slip into a country illegally Good old uncle Ben artic,we can call him Ben cant we?It'll help him blend in if he is an anglophobe
  11. Start?An innocent passing comment
  12. £280k?You must put in some hours on that forklift II Duce
  13. The only way your goingto bring her back is taxidermised like norman bates mother,she is on her last legs
  14. I am married,I said GRAYLING not f**king GAYling,grayling is the lady of the river,cute huh?Elvers arent in the same class,river ladies for me
  15. No mate,thats next week,this weekend we are targetting something specific,I want to get a decent grayling
  16. You showed me that,its Canadian,its in a wide estuary or just outside the river mouth?Not allowed to net-salmon on a river in the UK,big no-no We are fly-fishing this weekend,as LG informs us,its "Intimate"
  17. Verdigris pennies,I enjoyed reading that
  18. I just need to finish working on a bit of equipment,I am sure you'll enjoy it
  19. There was an option of not allowing EU citizens to work for a few years before it became open-house,Blair declined,he is long going to be remembered as the hand that opened the tool box,that held the hammer,that drove the nails into into the coffin of what was once known as Great Britain R.I.P
  20. When are you back in 'ampshire Mark?Next week?
  21. I was that nightmare,I once dropped a water-filled condom from 25 storeys onto a crowd of chinese in Hong Kong,my mate who was waiting below to watch the effect said I caught a guy perfectly on the head,he was saturated Of course I was young and foolish then Sorry Mr Wong
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