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  1. A mate was telling me of someone he knew. She would go to the toilet when she got to a retraunt or whatever and take a shit. She would then take pictures of the turd on her mobile and bluetooth It to whoever had there BT on and accepted the file. Sounds like you would of liked her Mack She sounds interestingly repugnant,but those days are long behind me
  2. No Mack...a different sort of thing i think. I've tried it, but it's never been for me. I don't want to feel half baked on purpose!!!! I have sat in a room with people smoking normal ciggies and felt woozy and nauseous
  3. Everyone criticises cannabis as being a gateway drug into harder substances,but arent cigarettes for some people the pathway to marijuana,smoking,having that slim white stick in your hands?
  4. Mackem sent me one of those portable panic alarms! Now they are bloody loud!!!!!! Switch that on near someones ear holes..... Thanks Mac Misinformation and disinformation officer?I just had my THIRD pm asking did I really send you a panic alarm For the record I didnt,but I am sure the only records artic has interest in are police records,and I dont mean sting nor "Message in a bottle"
  5. Everyones notching up a gear in training for the comp,Excellent result Woodga
  6. Gaslighting AKA Psychological warfare,psy-ops,I used to have a book on it,that will send him divvy
  7. I was always attracted to women who are a little...................."Different" Backfired on me once or twice though
  8. Just remembered something,never,ever,ever watch an "Alexia toilet-girl" DVD,not if you have stomach contents digesting
  9. I used to have an ex-girlfriend Liked golden-showers,even gargled with it once,not as repusive as it sounds cos my p*ss is sterile right?I dropped her like a hot-coal when she wanted to go further and used to put her Video-films on to show me
  10. Extreme scatology :sick: Thats grosser than gross :sick: :sick:
  11. Yeah Maty,I bought theirs when they first came out £299 then,worth it at twice the price
  12. My kids have a yukon ranger
  13. I can understand drinking,cro-magnon man eating fermented apples or fruit,feeling a little bit merry and less inclined to pulp his neighbours skull with a mammoth jaw-bone or flint nodule,probably thought"f*****g hell,Ugggg,this is great"and started trying to ferment his own fruit,could have been the first home-brew kits,but even he must have coughed and spluttered when his missus built the fire out of wet wood and the cave filled with billowing smoke
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    dvd

    Fishing mate,nowt else but fishing
  15. I never smoked a thing in my life,cant see the attraction,if I stand beside a fire I move to avoid breathing in smoke right?
  16. First the big shiny Koi , then the ghosties with that convienient metalic cross to aim at. Then once the eye is truly in ,the commons-especially those with names Any named fish should automatically become a target,its the law,nothing brightens the day up more than a crap angler in mourning,besides allowing for defraction is a lot more skilfull than lobbing out a hair-rig,Vive le difference
  17. Tobes,are you coming over to the DARKSIDE
  18. I was dragged up in a genuine Ghetto,f*****g hell,lucky to survive,streets long-since demolished,best place for it to be frank,it would have been a fitting contender for that program
  19. Certainly not my village mate,I live in Daffyds village Llanddewi Brefi :kiss:
  20. Which village was it?Royston Vasey?
  21. Jeep,I have seen quite a high number of one-armed blast fishermen,usually deaf,sometimes blind in one eye,its a hazard of the job,bad way to fish really,ruins the reefs
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    world record

    I saw that footage,catching mouse-deer or duiker
  23. All hail wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estuary
  24. Gas-ram Theoben Fenman,Ambidextrous stock,also available in .20,I had one in .22,short,pointable,and excellent for roosting birds
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