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  1. mackem

    Balads

    7 inches long and six in circumference,f***ing hell,those entendres are like a free advert for you,meatloaf indeed,theres only one sort your interested in (reciprocal tit-for-tat over the Stag-beetle quips)
  2. No need good sir!BRB is currently at Kensal Rise testing his H&H .470 double,me?I am just taking my Milbro Stones are cheap and readily available in Kruger,besides,didnt david smite goliath with naught more than a pebble?
  3. As soon as BRB books our passage to capetown and we outfit the safari Simo,we will send runners back with news
  4. mackem

    Badgers

    Collect full-to-bursting catheter-bags from the local Pensioners home,it'll be as eye-watering as a tigers litter-tray,the ammonia will deter a T-rex never mind old brock
  5. I am BRB's butler/valet/man-servant and gun-bearer,if he gets a freebies safari to the dark continent I must accompany him
  6. I actually like snakes,I would love to have seen it
  7. Lots of funny-money around at the moment.
  8. I will certainly try,I walked down there earlier,saw none,saying that its a little cold,its normally the warmer humid summer nights when they seem to be everywhere They are like coppers,never around when you need one,in swarms when you dont
  9. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darlington,_Western_Australia
  10. I used to spend weekends as a kid searching the marl-slates of quarrington quarry in Durham,found a few nice pieces
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    Balads

    I hadnt heard of Vin Garbutt Droid,but he is a good student of human behaviour,I just listened to the lyrics of one of his songs,he's been there http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl70X6BAp_k
  12. "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God" (Matthew 19:24)so anyone who feels a desire to unburden their trappings of wealth before the end please PM me(I am atheist,I will gladly accept your material chattels)
  13. Kids eh Jacob,I checked the history on their PC,they were looking at coin-presses and a site on counterfeiting coins and the incidence of fake pound-coins in the UK
  14. Maybe this thread should have been about Dung-beetles
  15. No back-peddling from me,(Besides,backpeddling is better than back-scuttling )no vices whatsoever,straight as the day is long
  16. Never been to a beer festival,waste of time really,I am teetotal,but I normally go to the cannabis cup in the 'Dam,I never smoke either but used to be involved in the Hydro-market,its always good to catch up on the latest trade best-sellers and meet with old friends
  17. You aint going to believe this,but as soon as I wrote that I thought "Uh-oh,maybe I should re-word,then I figured"Nah,f**k-it,I am only on about beetles,its others on this site who trawl pavements and avenues for homo-sapien-sexuals"
  18. Mayan "Types" or "Look-alikees" still exist in Central-america,but the Mayan culture died out over a thousand years ago,so what did they know I think you can safely book your 2013 holidays
  19. Yeah,probably,I havent seen one for 2 or 3 weeks,though I havent deliberately sought them out,but its not unusual to walk down the avenue and see a number of large males on the pavement.
  20. Some things are best left unsaid
  21. As soon as I saw the wording there was only one connotation
  22. Remember the Cabelas frog-gig Maty?I have shot them in rice-paddies at night,but this looks a fun method(unless your a frog)a gigging-blowgun http://www.wholesalegoods.net/Merchant2/me...y_Code=specblow
  23. Higher temperatures towards the end of the week,I will have a walk down near the river at the weekend and see if I can find a male,though it might have missed them by a few weeks
  24. "Rooted" Darcy We all know what thats Aussie slang for....................
  25. Never saw one in my life till I moved here,very healthy population locally,humid august evenings they are everywhere
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