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mackem

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  1. Why do you think I mentioned that Simo?I saw you reading Mark,you should have marketed it as Beast of Bodmin,just played the game,its like fishing,bit of groundbait,loads of ferociously rabid bites,9 times out of 10 they hook themselves and you just reel them in
  2. Whats the tale with the leopard Mark Its not the "Beast of Bodmin" is it?
  3. Entertainment at its best THL style,better than Mills&Boon at any rate,starts off an epic contest twixt man and nature,few villains along the way,bumpy rides on a few of the pages,and a little romance thrown in towards the end
  4. Congrats Kids always look good with "Elvis" hair,I used to spend ages getting my boys hair into little quiffs and stuff
  5. Crap camera,and the suns always dazzling,some of them turned out OK though
  6. Have to agree and endore Chess's comments,some of these places are at LEAST a quid
  7. Well said Charts,voice of reason.
  8. If someones being verbally pressured out because their victory is questioned due to the terrain or lack of quarry on a given night,it makes a mockery of the whole event,no one can foresee how each round is going to play out,take it as it comes.
  9. This will all topple like a domino stack now Mark Theres no credebility to the comp if you bow-out as the first round winner
  10. Lamping is a good enough method of taking salmon if theres no-one around but I would imagine its slightly illegal
  11. Its like the lottery,you cant complain about the balls they pick if you never bought a ticket
  12. Shame on you artic,changing the lads statement
  13. Yeah,slipping up on the minutiae,how deliberately misleading
  14. If you are going HUNTING! Period, you cannot carry a knife in your possession without a good reason. End of. The cuffs would be straight on my friend. Saturday night, you come out the pub, your wearing the same bottoms you had on when out hunting, the knife still in there. Your walking home at midnight, police turn up, explain to you that there have been car breaks in the area, so the grounds are set for a legal stop and search,officer find's the knife in your pocket! "ok sir i've been hunting earlier" The copper will laugh and nick you for (A) offensive weapon ( having a sharp point
  15. Wasnt it Mr Bumble who said "The law is an ass"
  16. i always pay with love bigboy Gay for pay?Or cash for kind
  17. If your a coursing afficianado,a day-walker give the required law if your a lamper sod that its like Micawbers theory of budgetary financing,you dont want less return than the effort expended,as close as the terrain and the quarry allow
  18. mackem

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    I have just been in,no probs
  19. Its not porcus as a whole,black hairy wild ones are fine,its just those fat pink domesticated ones with little swine eyes that make me shiver
  20. Yup,thats where my fear germinated,ratting in a badly-lit piggery one night as a kid,slipped and fell into the shit,got a bit trampled and bumped by inquisitive pigs,always had an irrational fear of them ever since
  21. Velcro-effect if you have stubble of your own Get that quid spent Oots
  22. Probably because I am swinophobic,its my achilles-heel As bricktop said "Never trust a man who owns a pig-farm"
  23. I dont know if its legal in the UK but heres a guide for you. http://www.freewebs.com/cajunyankee/dubbing.htm
  24. I havent got a clue to be honest mate,he took the pic in a market place because he liked them
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