mackem
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"The one show" they made it sound as if taking a deer was a gateway to a life of crime,they said its linked to drug-dealing and burglary They were about to link it to international terrorism but decided they might lose their credibility on that one David Attenborough put the presenters right though
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I was out with ferreter_joe last night fishing,we spent most of the time homever watching a pair of badgers through NV equipment foraging on an area of grass,inside london -
Revenge is a dish best eaten cold,but that was steaming hot Good job he wasnt a HGV driver
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Only when your up in the air I find chewing chewing gum helps more! I dont fly mal once was enough I didnt think you got the altitude on a broomstick kay
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Thanks for the offer kay,but its got to be boiled sweets that are sucked or my ears pop
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The last time anyone offered me a sweet I was descending to land at heathrow
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Do you want a sweet?How old were you kay
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Drop Thurso Jack a PM,he is your man on the ground
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Thurso river,my cousin has a croft west of there,dont know how much it is though as we visited at night.
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Wedding could have been held in pisa?That looks like two AA-grade eggs trying to fit into one cup
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I have seen that style of snaring before,look at the kinked wire and the cunning,devious low-set position,its a warreners bullseye snare
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LG,theres only you could be descriptive enough to describe rolling your tongue around cheeks and making it sound tasty
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The top pic looks like a minke whale penis
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f*****g hell Droid,I still remember having to name 20 different types of grass-seed in latin for a plant-ident,used to do my head in "Totius vobis frontem tabernae sopionibus scribam"
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Once the leaves are off the trees shoot all his birds
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That would be the ultimate p*ss-take,funny as f*ck
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Doesnt he still get his mums clothes dry-cleaned even though no-one wears them?Probably has her dessicated corpse hidden away norman bates style,and dresses her lovingly each evening before dinner
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Try dinogoan :sick: Pigs offal cooked in pigs blood :sick:
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Its still a misconception runforyourlife,my biggest pike was at night,had quite a few after dark,yet people still tell me "pike dont feed at night" :clapper"
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Oedipus complex I knew there was something not quite right about Mr Now-then,Now-then
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It came out last year too at twenty pounds and was one of only 2 twenty pounders officaly recorded, the other was a fish called the Traveller which died last year from Adams Mill on the great Ouse. Nooooo,its a sad day when Barbel are also named the same as carp
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Jimmy "Let me fix it for you" saville always had a touch of the velvet about him,something you cant quite put your finger on but it still makes your skin crawl Theroux however is a decent guy,I met him in Heathrow,no pretensions,what you see on Cam is how he appears in real-life brain sharp as a whip but masked by a Mr Bean exterior
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Contact the likes of Melbourne Books,Sporting-days productions,arthur carter,Johnson field sports etc,for sponsorship
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Another thing about beddies,they cant guard for toffee,had a full packet of chocolate-Hobnobs nicked a few months or so ago,left them on the coffee table,dog kipping behind the sofa,came back an hour or so later biccies gone and the dog now kipping on the chair Biscuit-burglars had obviously struck then left
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Dont get a beddie cross,they hog the sofa,hoover everything from the cats bowl,and smell noxiously foetid when theres a warm draught in the room