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  1. Doesnt he still get his mums clothes dry-cleaned even though no-one wears them?Probably has her dessicated corpse hidden away norman bates style,and dresses her lovingly each evening before dinner
  2. Try dinogoan :sick: Pigs offal cooked in pigs blood :sick:
  3. Its still a misconception runforyourlife,my biggest pike was at night,had quite a few after dark,yet people still tell me "pike dont feed at night" :clapper"
  4. Oedipus complex I knew there was something not quite right about Mr Now-then,Now-then
  5. It came out last year too at twenty pounds and was one of only 2 twenty pounders officaly recorded, the other was a fish called the Traveller which died last year from Adams Mill on the great Ouse. Nooooo,its a sad day when Barbel are also named the same as carp
  6. Jimmy "Let me fix it for you" saville always had a touch of the velvet about him,something you cant quite put your finger on but it still makes your skin crawl Theroux however is a decent guy,I met him in Heathrow,no pretensions,what you see on Cam is how he appears in real-life brain sharp as a whip but masked by a Mr Bean exterior
  7. Contact the likes of Melbourne Books,Sporting-days productions,arthur carter,Johnson field sports etc,for sponsorship
  8. Another thing about beddies,they cant guard for toffee,had a full packet of chocolate-Hobnobs nicked a few months or so ago,left them on the coffee table,dog kipping behind the sofa,came back an hour or so later biccies gone and the dog now kipping on the chair Biscuit-burglars had obviously struck then left
  9. Dont get a beddie cross,they hog the sofa,hoover everything from the cats bowl,and smell noxiously foetid when theres a warm draught in the room
  10. You just made that up didnt you Just done a google search and could'nt find it.....another christmas pressie idea out of the window then Trust me,I wouldnt fabricate a sex-doll sotry,she comes with a free bottle of talc and heres her review page http://www.69adulttoys.com/SexToys/Toy.asp...amp;stab=3& trust you to know. I did'nt really google it you know I never googled it either,just remembered the site
  11. Bargain,cheap-as-chips,I got a 17ah a short while ago and paid double
  12. The only plonker he was feeling was his own trappa,he accidentally threw the doll away,he was lost without her
  13. Silhouetted head shots on pheasant are easy,dont even contemplate body-shooting a pheasant
  14. Might go mate,we sometimes shop in Earls court on sundays
  15. Its Earls Court on sunday isnt it? http://www.tfl.gov.uk/gettingaround/1108.aspx
  16. Silhouette will do just fine,I think there will be a roostin-pheasant thread started once everyone has bare trees in their area,luckily we all have permission
  17. Couple more weeks here and I think roosters will be falling in certain woods like leaves themselves
  18. I dont think your allowed to shoot them under artificial-light or through NV but your certainly allowed to drop silhouetted roosters through a standard scope.
  19. Matty,looking at your signature,is that whats known as "Smoking good shit"
  20. Yup,despite what more sporting chaps may lead you to believe you can indeed shoot them with your airgun on your permission
  21. Nocturnal driven-pheasant,night time is the right time
  22. mackem

    ross kemp

    I saw him on Emmerdale playing bad boy Graham Lodsworth,he looked odd with hair
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