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mackem

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  1. They dont sound so good jolong You should exchange one for my EXCELLENT disc titled "Foxing on the fells"
  2. I knew a cro-magnon geezer,always on about hunting sabre-tooth tigers,never got his chance in the end because they became extinct while he chatted
  3. I actually watched the entire disc last night,got genuine eye-strain,but towards the end there is a very good clear scene of the fox fencing off two dogs and a short running battle ensues,the footage lasts about a minute tops
  4. If you were kissed on the lips whilst in your eternal slumber would you awaken as a beautiful princess though
  5. They are,grayling are good eating as well
  6. And just like in the fairy-tales Kay,if you made your breakfast omelette with them you would probably sleep for 100 years (and a bit longer ).
  7. We got around 60 and released 40 of those last time we went Mist-net,its an expensive water,didnt want daytime guests blanking as we only fished 120 yards of banking
  8. Lemon-grass,slices of lemon,black peppers,extra virgin olive-oil
  9. Ask him to get you chalkstream-trout,exquisite flavour,chalk&Cheese to rainbow stockies
  10. Well,theres a few that can come off suicide watch now,samaratins switchboard went into melt-down last night
  11. Not teletext I was forced to watch that tripe,my mum was obsessional even though we didnt even f*****g live in Texas nor have oil in our garden
  12. yeh, i'd go back to dallas 1983,to see who really shot JR It was kristin Shephard
  13. Really?Tell me more?

  14. The last time I saw 126 hairs in a pile I had just shampoo'ed in the shower and they had collected in the plug-hole
  15. Can you part water like moses Sproting?Its just I am going fishing in an hour and would like to know the features on the bottom,just a quick peek?
  16. Probably because Bob was fornicating with Mrs Yates while Chris was dangling his line and filming
  17. There was an excellent bit of fishing on TV earlier this week,looking for man-eating catfish on the Kali river,first fish the guy landed was a Goonch catfish world record
  18. I bet the commentary was doubly entertaining when one caught the other fornicating with his wife "Come and see my rod" indeed Thats why they no longer film together
  19. mackem

    Genuine People

    Yeah,so gimmee some free stuff as well
  20. HEED THESE WORDS........................I was expecting a biblical revelation seeing as how its the sabbeth
  21. It was just a play on words Gary the same as clique-city f*****g hell,if someone doesnt make light of it your all going to be in doldrums and tears
  22. Load of tosh,its not "Mob-rule"...................................Its "MOD-rule"
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