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mackem

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  1. Is that PP from Slough?He is the only one I know with an army of kids
  2. Ahhh,you tried to explain it,I couldnt quite grasp the concept,so thats what it looks like huh?
  3. F*cking-hell joe,what on earth is that?Rex is only a phonecall away kingfisher,I think he got the jackpot tonight and is collecting his cheque as we speak
  4. No need to pre-bait whatsoever,trout-pellets and bait-bands,sweetcorn,maggots all fished under a starlight.
  5. More like Queen of the Glen is that right he's moving to Caithness to write his memoirs titled Cottage (and my boat ) at the edge of the world. ? Now,now Max,you used that joke a few days ago,at least be original old bean Says a man who uses quotes over and over on different sites sometimes twice. maxhardicus saidicus mackemicus noseicus is sofaricus up markbrickicus arseicus he tasticus what he hasicus for teaicus ffs Come on max,my grasp of both latin and english is slightly better than resorting to repetition,your like Jeckyll&Hyde on two different sites Vin iam faciam ut
  6. Congrats Malt,and to Mrs Malt as well
  7. I was just lucky in those days mate,you know what kids are like,always chancing their arm Wouldnt do it nowadays though
  8. mackem

    eating crow

    I put that with my little fishing-rod charts but no-one took the bait
  9. I know LOADS of forklift drivers at heathrow,never met a single one who turns up with a laptop
  10. An ounce of practical knowledge beats a pound of theory
  11. I am drinking coffee actually,always makes me a bit funny does caffeine Have a quiet night Artic,friday and saturday are kick-off nights in the pubs and clubs
  12. The only time you will get me in there is with a solicitor present and me in handcuffs,and I dont mean anything kinky either,I know you coppers are some of the best customers in Londons sado-masochistic dungeons
  13. Your not in the station again reading these are you artic?
  14. Proaction,beats reaction,beats innaction
  15. Exactly the same,estuarine fishing,I once got a chase,got across the river minus a welly,and had to walk 3 or 4 miles around to the bridge,there was no sole in my sock when I arrived home
  16. mackem

    Ads

    The flak gets quite heavy in here at times,its always best to have some armour as a thick skin doesnt always deflect as good as a ceramic plate
  17. No,but its a mean paw with a sitar
  18. Yup,its not the numbers,its the being out in decent company,plus you know to take a marksman next time for the fox
  19. mackem

    eating crow

    Theres a few guys eaten crow over the Fen-competition..................
  20. You mean "Isnt that right" LG,you been on the pop again?
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