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  1. I have seen Paul McKenna give an NLP lecture,and I learnt a little stage hypnosis years ago,the human mind is a strange thing
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    Camera problem

    Artic,it was only maybe a hundred quid,a cheap throwaway in case you pulled us one night As for my swimming lesson,well,never wade without knowing the depth of your water,especially at night
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    Camera problem

    Take the battery out,insert again and turn it on,I f**ked my camera a few months ago when I went under the surface of a lake,dried it out,still f**ked,sometimes you have to take the loss
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    Best 3 films

    He was a podiatric/orthopaedic surgeon
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    Best 3 films

    Whats his name in last of the mohicans , he was in my left foot as well i think Daniel day-lewis.
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    Best 3 films

    Midnight express,beautifully filmed Platoon,soundtracks excellent,Blow,lots of movies really,shawshank redemption was powerfull
  7. Some of those innocent old amish are involved in big style dope plantations,walnuts could just be a smokescreen
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    TA

    Travel the world for free,and meet exotic women Good man Joe
  9. Still hoping your going to give me an invite to your place LG
  10. Trout poached in apple juice LG,wheres apple juice fishery then
  11. Hi "Chimp" im a forklift driver. Its not a counterbalance with blue flashing warning light on top
  12. Typical copper Total tissue of lies,oh,sorry,slight distortion of the truth The biggest fabrication in that entire story is me drinking a pint of beer
  13. Classic,I am going to plagiarise that if I may mackay?I dont "Know you best on here" artic,spreading discention in the ranks Divide and conquer?A lot of UK coppers are vacuous acerebral bully-boy thugs,the force really needs an internal shake-up and stringent psychological tests for any new recruit,thank f*ck they arent armed as a matter of policy,it really would be like the wild-west out there
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    Why

    Et tu,brute?I thought the jock geezer would have given three roman skirt wearers a good kicking?
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    Why

    The romans were always p*ssed off because they never captured scotland,I guess some of them have long memories
  16. My poetry?I never set out to confuse people but the majority of plod its been my misfortune to run into in everyday life seem to be on ego-fuelled power trips,maybe away from the job,out of uniform they might be different,I wouldnt know,I dont associate with them
  17. Welcome to the site mate Is it the one down near the town center?There used to be an indoor range down there near the hospital.
  18. Nice fish,very unusual time of year to catch it
  19. Did you shoot anyone really Mackem? Shot MYSELF in the foot a few times
  20. I was once sitting at home,actually watching a police drama on TV which made the situation more farcical,doors knocked off its hinges,I am face down and dragged off to nick for shooting someone wouldnt let me put my side of the story as they were virtually screaming with glee Thats the day I realised the true measure of the average copper
  21. He cant help it,standing room only,its packed in here tonight
  22. True bargain for any carp man If you were down south,this area especially and advertised it in the local papers it would be snapped up
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