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mackem

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  1. I know two coppers in here,but they have never once admitted it Both subscribe to "The Job" and get it delivered every month regular as clockwork
  2. i still have one of the old ones cracking little rifle and it had a cut out stock Awesome little rifles in their day,like the sheridans.
  3. I think the Sun Newspaper has a standing reward for unquestionable evidence of a UK black panther of £10,000,the rewards been on offer and unclaimed for quite a few years
  4. Release whatever you want DH,But not A black panther please?Theres scarcely room to swing another one in our countryside if rumours are to be believed
  5. Devonhunter,turn the clock back a few hundred years,Eastern-eruope had its were-wolves,england had were-hares,lycanthropic creatures that would morph back into their human form come sunrise,people believe in lots of strange things then and now
  6. I did too devon,and got footage,its a lot more believable than the beast of Berkhampstead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq3m3bhK314...feature=related
  7. Thank goodness for that.1980 for the Puma,so thats a tie-in with the DAA,someone kept it a few years,released,that was 30 years ago mate,how come there is no genuine irrefutable modern footage?Pakistan has a population of 200-420 snow leopards,you wouldnt believe their habitat,probably and possibly some of the wildest terrain on the face of the planet,did you see the incredible footage of a snow-leopard making a kill?Awesome pin-sharp filming,few people in the Kush walk around with a camera,yet most people here have some sort of cam be it a digital or phone cam?Leopards by nature are secretive
  8. The cat that arrived from Uranus was the poop-cat(felis faecal)Ok,you have dug out a few old library shots of escaped,or released smaller cats,dangerous animal act?1976?Nowadays we have satellites capable of photographing a single flake of Dandruff on Osama bin ladens shoulder,every man and his dog carries a mobile phone with in-built camera,theres a tiny breeding population of red-necked wallabies in this country,they are photographed and documented,wheres the PROOF of a breeding population of so called big-cats in this country?Show me genuine photographic evidence of a cat stalking the engli
  9. Theres an indo member on here,I am sure he would know of the company and its products?Wonder how much it costs over there?
  10. I wonder if they bring out the Ace version?
  11. And there are multitudinous homophobic references,most upsetting to one of an effeminate disposition :kiss:
  12. Large puma-sized cryptids living and breeding in our densly-populated isles?Snow-leopards,siberian-tigers,clouded-leopards,all living in inhospitable sparsly populated corners of the globe,but each,even snow-leopards living almost on the roof of the world have been filmed,photographed,studied closely,theres proof-positive,concrete tangible evidence of their existance,point me in the direction of one undisputable piece of UK footage?Swamp cats?Lynx?Not exactly a breeding nucleus of black-panther or puma are they?When was the last time a foxhound pack treed a large non-indiginous felide? I am
  13. Obvious Rick Its like a crab,you have to look past the carapace to get to the tatsy bits,its just the likes of Halle Berry are also blessed with the added bonus of a nice external shell
  14. Shania Twain,Halle Berry(Good choice Irish)Penelope Cruz,Salma Hayek,Shilpa shetty.......................
  15. Wont last long Word gets around,enhance the gravestone pic,try and sharpen it a little,get the name off the stone gives you the Cemetary,wouldnt be surprised if he meets his end fairly soon
  16. Biggest trout I had were on Live-baits,never fails,once had a small jack on a live frog
  17. You can bugger off i expect a relaxing weekend not cooking snap for a load off pissheads Chai is my tipple
  18. So that means we all have a decent trek back to your tent,when you make us all cups of tea and fried egg sarnies?
  19. Some of those Virgin ladies are scorchers,I mean real stunners,look as if butter wouldnt melt in their mouths,but they are more than capable of scything remarks
  20. Its the english language,its flexible mark,I make them up as I go along
  21. Its a kaleidescope of characters,your not going to gel with everyone,but the experiences and personalities are entertaining,theres certain individuals who are like oil on water but most seem to mix harmoniously enough Its a 'Tinternet site,its as amusing or as boring as you make it or want it to be Its not real-life
  22. A man walks up to the bar, with a big ostrich behind him, and as he stops at the bar, a small cat jumps up onto the bar stool next to him. The barman comes over, regards the three rather curiously, and asks "What'll it be", to which the man replies "Well, I'll have a pint" and, turning to the ostrich "what do you want?" "I'll have a pint as well" replies the ostrich. The man looks down at the cat and says "I suppose you want a drink too?", to which the cat replies, "I'll have a half, but I ain't f****n' paying!". The barman pulls two and a half pints and says "Tha
  23. I have a guy on DVD shooting an ostrich with a bow,drops like a feather-duster
  24. Maodan or balut,hard-boiled 19-21 days after the egg is laid with a pinch of sea-salt,tastes a helluva lot better than it actually sounds
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