A man walks up to the bar, with a big ostrich behind him, and as he stops at the bar, a small cat jumps up onto the bar stool next to him. The barman comes over, regards the three rather curiously,
and asks "What'll it be", to which the man replies "Well, I'll have a pint"
and, turning to the ostrich "what do you want?"
"I'll have a pint as well" replies the ostrich.
The man looks down at the cat and says "I suppose you want a drink too?",
to which the cat replies, "I'll have a half, but I ain't f****n' paying!".
The barman pulls two and a half pints and says "Tha