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  1. mackem
    I think he still lives in Slough Micky I doubt he has ever snared bunnies though
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    I have some uniforms you can borrow Kay,they are hidden in the loft,in a box,tucked away in the corner Are you allergic to latex?How does the "Nurse FeelGood" uniform sound
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    On second thoughts best not,it mightnt fit you now
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    well they were navy towling short short things with piping on them most of the girls wanted to wear trackie bottoms but we couldnt wear them , it had to be a gym slip , black pumps & white ankle socks as i recall , they can wear trackie bottoms for pe now at my lads school & trousers as part of the uniform , we couldnt wear trousers back then Do you think you could possibly dig out your old netball kit and put a pic up Kay I could die happy then
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    Sorry for that strange outpouring Kay The wife hasnt spoken to me in 8 weeks,the economy,olympics,South Osettia,its all irrelevant really,I have a one-track mind at the moment ..................................................................Just out of interest though,what knickers DID you wear for netball
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    Its not the external clothing that interests me Kay,it was just the underwear,I used to have a fetish about ladies Knickers,not wearing them(though I have modelled a few pairs of lace panties in the past)but getting inside them,I was always a lingere guy,I mean,you wouldnt wrap a nice gift up in old newspaper would you?
  7. mackem
    Raining?Its hot and sunny Did you wear navy blue nickers with a small pocket sewn in?
  8. mackem
    I just shaved mine off last week
  9. mackem
    F***ing hell Not the "old-school photos" routine?It will be the holiday snaps next,then your stuck on the settee with a pile of spiral-bound plastic-pocket photo albums of Bogner or Brighton
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    Sometimes its good to be a little nostalgic
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    Many a true word is said in jest,except old pat will expand on it,make a 30 minute "Short" and write several articles on his new,ingenious "Hod-snare" for those hitherto un-catchable urban wasteland bunnies Forget quickset netting baskets,the next rabbiters de-rigeur equipment is a genuine warreners snare-hod,though you have to be like Max Quarterman to hump it around
  12. mackem
    But still no mention of the fish
  13. mackem
    Its normally police inspectors and the upper-echelons and higher ranks who are tied up,bound in latex,wearing tight fitting leather-studded masks and gimp-balls,and paying £200 to an eastern-european suspender wearing blond for an hour long session,if you dont believe me just get the sunday papers
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    Lee,you old pessimist you,besides,get with the times,you come back when you've got the graphite back out
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    Good read
  16. mackem
    and not a single fish Thats exactly what I was thinking
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    Happened 2 miles away a few months ago,nice area,£400,000 house,a guys jilted homosexual lover knocked on the door,BBQ'd the guy on his doorstep and fled,the victim lived a week or so before expiring
  18. mackem
    Thanks Netter,good read
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    lol once again you dont get , just like fishing it is a trophy shot , what about showing a dead trout ? we all know what a trout looks like ( hey mackem ) your not going to win this as you also know you are wrong , you just trying to defend your god . try this when you go back to bbs Dont say that,I have just got another for my tea
  20. mackem

    mortgage

    mackem replied to Rabbithunter's topic in General Talk

    Heres my dream house,its only down the road as well,sadly its slightly out of my price range http://www.rightmove.co.uk/viewdetails-174...=1&tr_t=buy
  21. mackem
    Nice area,always plenty of bunnies,oddly enough we never bumped into your friend at 2am.............................................Thankfully
  22. mackem
    PC?Pedantic cnuts?
  23. mackem
    I have spoken to a few guys Jacob and you can root tobacco from softwood cuttings,get yourself one plant,take your cuttings,stick them in a water-filled tray with some airstones going and you can have hundreds of plants within a few weeks
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    Thats why the guy is in a constantly belligerant state,give the poor bloke some sympathy......"Herself" has a face like a bulldog with a smacked arse,however classic and moody she tries to make the picture appear in B&W
  25. mackem
    I wonder if his books would have had such a ready market in this day and age?
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