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mackem

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  1. Methinks a night's nocturnal driven-pheasant shooting
  2. i'd be amazed if the dog said no "No" is easy for some dogs LT http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3ERSFuSm4rY
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    Woodcarving

    I liked his carvings a lot,But as soon as I opened the site I saw home sweet home,the Hong Kong skyline view from TST
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    police

    CWD is a division of the Thai police,I bet they get here quicker than Thames f**king Valley
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    police

    Looking after their onw artic You havent an alarm-button or bat-phone at the side of your bed perchance?Thames-valley are total and utter crap
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    police

    Tracker dogs?Searching the area?You watch too much TV artic This was real life,not a reality show or "cops on camera" where they posture and preen I used to live in a country where your legally allowed to shoot a burglar,I am not advocating that here as I would invite som of my neighbours over at 1am for a tea or coffee But jesus christ,what a bunch of people we employ,they earn their PLOD nickname.
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    police

    Keystone cops more likes,or dixon of dock-green
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    police

    The police were called within 2 or 3 minutes,I told my sis to put in a complaint,but in all honesty whats the use,coppers really are a waste of space,a necessary evil,but the majority are just in the job for easy-street and a pension at the end
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    police

    Now I KNOW your on a wind up Police station,and its a decent sized one is half a mile?Staines police station which is f*****g HUGE is three miles I have heard about prioritising crime but it extracts the urine,I said my nephew should have shot one with his rifle then told the police,they would have been there withing 10 minutes flat
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    police

    Police do an EXCELLENT job My sis lives in a decent area,f**k considering her council-tax its on par with Windsor castle which isnt so far away Last friday night a couple of kids tried to break into her house,smashed a window and actually got inside,fled when disturbed,that was 11.30pm'ish,police phoned immediately.......................................................Came saturday evening at 6pm'ish,what a bunch of shaven headed fat-gutted shower of cnuts
  11. Fishing?Relaxing You try running across a cow-filled pasture with a wheel-barrow full of trout
  12. Or even a nights driven-pheasant shooting
  13. Joe and I fish around blazingstoke quite a lot,we might be able to offer you a nights fishing
  14. SP,maybe those Moraki boulders were versions of these weird hills I photographed in Asia
  15. I told you we needed a wheel-barrow
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    police

    Nigerians dont really have much imagination when it comes to scams,they all follow a basic pattern,monkey see monkey do,if 50 inch plasmas were £40 why do coppers but in normal shops?
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    police

    50 inch plasma for £40
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    police

    Caveat emptor,loads of scams on flea-bay,that sounds like a bargain,got a link?
  19. How do I blank my face ?Arm from an old jumper with eye-holes cut out
  20. I am indeed valley,thats de rigueur fishing attire
  21. Just found some pics of dubbed birds on a disc
  22. Spielbergs bought the film rights"Brickshaws-the movei"and rumour has it Hancocks thinking of scrapping his collie-line and jumping on the Brickshaw bandwagon as well
  23. Its actually "Brickshaws-The next generation" APW
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    shetland islands

    Should have advertised on here for a couple of lads to tag-along for the five days
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    shetland islands

    Be interesting to see your final score
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