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    Fake rooster tease-stick and cords.
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    Gamefowl foodstuffs and equipment inside the store.
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    Gamefowl store,pacifica agrivet pagadian branch.
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    If this guy's as unstable as he appears to be,and he certainly seems to have a myriad of psychological defects reading the various tabloid reports should he actually be a cop Victorian physiognomy & phrenology students would have had a field day with this guys face
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    Threw a trap into the Mole after work today,one problem,popped into Tesco rather quickly and grabbed a tin of sardines for bait,onto the riverbank and discovered they were in tomato sauce Oh well,lets see what the morrow brings
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    Thanks J,my sis phoned today,my nephew has his nose buried in the Manual
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    I think that would be the women Lab,and there could be a reason for that song,I got in a Taxi once in Cairo and 10 minutes into the journey the guy was extolling the virtues of having his WIFE and daughters circumcised
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    Please allow me to interpret for Mr LG Robert,he means WOW A very useful lurcher
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    I am sure if the suicide attempt was genuine he would have succeeded,its smoke and mirrors,he had already micro-waved a dog several years ago in a similar incident
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    True story,I was in Cairo for a month kicking about,despite the camera-shots in holiday brochures showing the pyramids of Ghiza and the sphinx with a dramatic desert backdrop turn the camera around and they are within walking distance of a particularly crappy part of Cairo,the pyramids and surrounding area provide an income(or rather they did last time I was there 1996)for a large number of Cairene's(inhabitant of cairo)all offering services for the tourists who throng to the Pyramids. I was wandering around admiring the architecture when out of the periphery of my vision I spotted a guy maki
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    How many lessons did you have?I am booking a trial lesson on a Quik GT450 here in the UK for a few weeks time,i have found an intensive month long course in Thailand which i am thinking about I went on one years ago over the pinatubo lava fields and really enjoyed the experience.
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    yamaha r1..

    mackem replied to byron's topic in General Talk

    Kudos for the trip,wouldnt mind knowing his route
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    I didnt realise at the time that Peshawar was a cheap place for westerners to buy kilos of heroin,plain clothes police stopped me at the train station as I was waiting for a train to rawalpindi maybe suspecting me of transporting drugs,I had two pistols without a valid reason and they were expecting me to pay them off rather than risk a court appearance I think,funny times £8 was a result
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    Been to court in Peshawar,pakistan,got fined £8 but the coppers who took me made me pay for the taxi from the station to the courtroom and I was fast-tracked,went straight to the front of the queue,loads of shaven-headed manacled pakistani type hoodlums and ne'er-do-well's sitting waiting to be dealt with and I was given priority
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    The pups arent going to be EXACTLY similar to the littles hobo are they?As in do a runner and dissapear at the end of a night lamping are they?
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    What level of legendary status can one expect of a Tedwater canine?Common or garden local legend?THL lurcher forum type status?Merle start of a dynasty written word type celebrity?Or Scooby-doo and Rintintin type media icon?
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    I am in a Jackie Chan movie,I was training in Lau Gar at the time,we filmed all day and you see me on screen walking past a fight dressed in victorian costume for all of a second Met the Dali Lamma and shook his hand,spun the prayer wheels and chanted a bit of nam myoho renge kyo
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    Rabbits

    mackem replied to rob190364's topic in General Talk

    Nope,had them fried in oil in asia,the guy was touting them as having aphrodisiacal qualities,they are all carapace and chitin,the ones I munched tasted of dirty oil and thats it Whats the size of the scorpion population in Bedfont paid?
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    Watched a tibetan sky burial,years ago when you were still allowed to spectate,and also fed the Komodo dragons a live goat,the authorities prohibited this so your not allowed to do that nowadays,quite a few things most of which are best kept from an open forum
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    £5000 for a pup?
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    Back in the UK now chimp waiting to go back to spain,the pay was very,very good No need for a working holiday as I have land there
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    Jo Brand

    mackem replied to The one's topic in General Talk

    Speaking of fat repulsive birds I normally projectile vomit when Camila is on the box :sick: :sick:
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    Jo Brand

    mackem replied to The one's topic in General Talk

    Her mum loves her
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