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mackem

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  1. He cant help it,standing room only,its packed in here tonight
  2. True bargain for any carp man If you were down south,this area especially and advertised it in the local papers it would be snapped up
  3. Mates in the job artic?YOU Most coppers its been my misfortune or good fortune to bump into depending on your stance have a very lackadaisical attitude,the force at the moment has a high percentage of stormtrooper,bullying fascists(like the new avatar by the way,better than the old one)who treat everyone irrespective as guilty until proven innocent,lot of cappa and delta males enter the force to bolster their egos and perfect their swaggers.
  4. Thats the coppers for you Simo
  5. Its lamping with a psychedelic rainbow coloured filter good offer though
  6. But you have got to admit that the fly is the nicest way. Dont admit a thing unless you have a brief present and you've been cautioned Gaff is actually the most exciting way
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    police

    Aunty Beebs household wildlife "Face" is Mr A,no one will ever remember Adrian Chiles(Though its difficult to forget his female co-presenter,she is HOT ) Besides deer really are everywhere,a friend of mine wiped his beemer out hitting a fallow a few years back within the M25 and I have seen deer in London feeding on roadside verges
  8. Clive Rees,my mates using his services at the moment.
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    police

    Here you are LT,the one show 05/11/2008 last wed,hope you've never taken a deer or your on a slippery downhill slope according to aunty Beeb (Dont forget to pay for your TV licence k?) http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00fc..._Show_05112008/
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    police

    "The one show" they made it sound as if taking a deer was a gateway to a life of crime,they said its linked to drug-dealing and burglary They were about to link it to international terrorism but decided they might lose their credibility on that one David Attenborough put the presenters right though
  11. I was out with ferreter_joe last night fishing,we spent most of the time homever watching a pair of badgers through NV equipment foraging on an area of grass,inside london
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    revenge

    Revenge is a dish best eaten cold,but that was steaming hot Good job he wasnt a HGV driver
  13. Only when your up in the air I find chewing chewing gum helps more! I dont fly mal once was enough I didnt think you got the altitude on a broomstick kay
  14. Thanks for the offer kay,but its got to be boiled sweets that are sucked or my ears pop
  15. The last time anyone offered me a sweet I was descending to land at heathrow
  16. Do you want a sweet?How old were you kay
  17. Drop Thurso Jack a PM,he is your man on the ground
  18. Thurso river,my cousin has a croft west of there,dont know how much it is though as we visited at night.
  19. Wedding could have been held in pisa?That looks like two AA-grade eggs trying to fit into one cup
  20. I have seen that style of snaring before,look at the kinked wire and the cunning,devious low-set position,its a warreners bullseye snare
  21. LG,theres only you could be descriptive enough to describe rolling your tongue around cheeks and making it sound tasty
  22. The top pic looks like a minke whale penis
  23. mackem

    Latin names

    f*****g hell Droid,I still remember having to name 20 different types of grass-seed in latin for a plant-ident,used to do my head in "Totius vobis frontem tabernae sopionibus scribam"
  24. Once the leaves are off the trees shoot all his birds
  25. mackem

    police

    That would be the ultimate p*ss-take,funny as f*ck
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