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  1. mackem
    Sure I read a survey somewhere that states ginger-haired people secrete more pheremones to attract members of the opposite sex Cant work so good however as ginger is becoming rarer and rarer
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    Did she wear black suspenders and matching Lingerie night time?Say YES,please?
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    Think of the long-term health implication will,dont seccumb to peer-pressure,just say NO
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    True Gnasher,but the lollypop ladies uniform commands more respect Most folks ignorant of the law when answering the door to a uniform will allow entry
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    Might just as well let the Lollypop lady and the check-out girl at Tesco have a snoop around the house if they come knocking,makes just as much sense as allowing an RSPCA employee entry,they all have the same legal powers,NIL If your sociable and that way inclined let them in,its your place,your call,your decision,I would rather allow the mormons in when they come doorstepping however
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    Try a bundle.yes,you did read correctly,none of that pack or packet rubbish,get a bundle of hand-rolled Bidis in india They were about 50 pence for 100 The smell was enough :sick: Think Norah Battys freshly laundered war-time"Ration" panties drying on a radiator :sick:
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    Reputedly like castros cigars,hand-rolled on the inner-thighs of virginal cuban maidens
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    waxwing ..

    mackem replied to pikey2983's topic in General Talk

    Beautiful,used to see loads around Penshaw Monument in the north-east when the weather was freezing
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    But I would rather smoke a cormorants cousin than re-live those fornications again
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    She didnt look so bad,didnt look so good either however if I squinted
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    She was indeed,something I choose to forget however
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    Bird related to a cormorant,non-carconegenic so the assumption is its safe to smoke one,though Bill Oddie might take a dim view
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    Vulcan is the Mk2,looks a bargain,same as the 604 though I wouldnt like to be a postman delivering that I used to sell them for £85 new,so its a good deal
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    Shouldnt admit this,but that was my first thought also
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    http://www.canon.co.uk/For_Home/Product_Fi...XL_H1/index.asp
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    Happy birthday RD
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    Yeah and they come from another country........... Yeah Xenophobic pest-controllers
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    Its not meant to be sporting Geoff,its ecological damage limitation,the goats are non-indigenous.
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    Happy Christmas SP (Best we could do at short notice,good taste ). http://www.gridmodels.com/Motorsportmodels/FayeCotton.html
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    you just gave me goosebumps Well,it would be a fantastic pressie for everyone,friend of mine had a daughter in there,I remember what the family endured.
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    Goat one looks awesome
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    Heros of the night..............shining lamps so bright.... .....lighting eyes so braaiiiiggghhhhhhhh ....heros of the nightttttttttt Might have to watch it again later for the second verse
  23. mackem
    Sorry Mucky,crossed-wires Thats my mum
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    how do you go about entring the forley cup i would like to run in it I think they only allow dogs mucky
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    Karl,your in Lancs,london escort guide isnt much good for you,visit punternet or failing that I have a mate with a few "parlours" in manchester,I think its only about £120 an hour
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