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mackem

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  1. Intel and RSPCA dont mix artic,like oil and water,its oxy moronic
  2. Excellent pics,good write-up but bloody hell,looks cold up there today mate
  3. How many coppers were in attendance?I have seen less raiding a crack-house in Deptford,its like an ealing-comedy,a remake of Carry on Constable,except its not half as funny
  4. The incredible deductive reasoning of Holmes,Clouseau,and Bergerac have absolutely nothing on the investigatory powers of PC Duncan Thomas,the guys a legend in his own lunchbox,and please,no derisory jokes about his double-chin
  5. And plenty of prey for the big-cats richard Lots of deer within the M25 already.
  6. Probably got a known class "A" dealer living in the same street,pedophiles within a mile radius,countless petty criminals and yet the strong arm squad target this scourge of the british public,he even had several pairs of boots in the garage and maybe £30-40 quid in the house,indicative of someone who is a danger to all those around him,absolutely great,marvellous use of police resources and a great way to spend tax-payers money
  7. Wasnt there talk of Wembley stadium?
  8. Not me matey,wasnt there,but whether its baseless supposition,chinese whispers,or hard fact the only ones who can refute or substantiate the claims were those individuals present you have a way with words, but i know what you mean, Just like my Y-fronts jacko,it'll all come out in the wash
  9. MG easiest way to play this is lay your cards on the table,show your hand,where did the info originate?
  10. Not me matey,wasnt there,but whether its baseless supposition,chinese whispers,or hard fact the only ones who can refute or substantiate the claims were those individuals present
  11. He came from genuine poverty mate,he is a funny guy actually,very humble,always got a smile on his face,and your right,he never forgot his roots
  12. Seen Paquiao in the flesh,nice guy,been to his gamefowl farm,and I was in his hometown of General Santos City in March when he fought Marquez,the atmosphere was incredible,I watched the fight in a cinema beamed live from Las Vegas,standing room only,my moneys on Pacman paquiao
  13. Buy it Maty,I hereby appoint you official DVD critic,buy,watch,give your punditry
  14. Hi mate Very nearly got double figures one night about ten years ago, ended up with nine. It was a wild December night and I was just about to flick on my lamp when I saw a red light, I thought bloody gamie, so I squatted down and pulled the dogs into the cover, but something didn't look right, so keeping low I sneaked forward leaving the dogs on stay. This old guy with a white beard appeared going YO,HO,HO, that was it, the dogs were off in a flash, the old guy's shouting no not Rudolf, oh! not Prancer. Nine I ended up with. Come on then who's got kids or Grandkids, there was Dancer, Prancer,
  15. Exotic looks,multi-lingual,and with a brain My wife said opposites attract
  16. Sounds like FOTF 1 mate,the £17 one is FOTF 2 which is 20 minutes of the first one and 40 minutes fresh footage.
  17. I will have those discs done for you tommorrow night alec
  18. What does it weigh JBS?Hoops take seconds to cut and bend,blend in,and are very effective,have you had anything using your metal hoops?
  19. You are just too sour to sweeten Mac................ I just always had a thing about lollypop ladies KS,I remember being guided across the road by Mrs Brown our LP Lady when I was teetering on pubescence and the thrill of her warm hand clasping mine,I just wondered if she ever wore sheer black silken stockings
  20. Always the deciding factor,you asked for the best I just gave info on my prosumer cam,you can pick up a decent second-hand Canon XL1 for £600 at the minute,lots of use still left on the heads and loads of useful features but it all boils down to price
  21. You could always get him a Nokia 3310 and tell him its retro
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