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  1. If you find yourself in the southern Philippines during your travels,specifically General Santos City or Davao I will arrange for someone to take you around dozens of farms,and a few matches.
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    Chav Cammo

    Cammo-man sends apologies for his absence from the forum but is currently flitting twixt paris-new york-london-peckham working on his summer range of pastel coloured outfits designed to bring a splash of the exotic to this seasons shows................Keep them peeled
  3. Its a Chav-pouch innit?Its where they keep new born babies,its a pre-burberry nappy refuge,a safe haven till the child is old enough to be named dwayne,shaznaye or bianca
  4. I read a statistic the other week,of all of the new jopbs created in the last year something absurd like 87% have gone to non-british workers,it defies belief
  5. Francis Rossi springs to mind,aged hippy trying desperately to hang on to the last vestiges of youth
  6. 'UK must deport non-working Europeans' David Burrows Jul 6th 2011 A Tory MP has called for Britain to follow the Dutch example and look to deport east European migrants who cannot find work in this country. Conservative MP for Kettering, Philip Hollobone, also wants to withhold state benefits of those migrants who cannot speak English. His call for action came as it emerged Holland is on a collision course with the EU over its moves. Hollobone said taxpayers "simply cannot afford" to keep funding EU migrants seeking work. Going Dutch The MP insisted non-working European
  7. I was in Manila for the 2003 and 2007 events,the discs are well worth the money,good luck with the sale.
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    dvds

    Is it the 5 disc box-set for £6
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    My Home .

    Huge country,some parts better than others,hope you get to visit someday
  10. I was told flowers of sulphur burnt below roosting pheasant will stupify the sleeping birds and they will fall from their perch The worst was a spurred gamefowl released into a field containing cock pheasant will engage them in battle and lay them low
  11. Earrings are fine on Fop's,Dandies,1980's new wave romantic types,camp effeminate cape-wearing highwaymen,and piratical sea-going swashbucklers
  12. I saw that advert a while ago,the DVD must be worth the coin as its endorsed by
  13. Teddd welcomes all suggestions regarding his brand-name,your idea has been forwarded to the relevant R&D department for scrutiny Teddd himself is unavailable for comment at this moment in time due to high-level meetings with Publicist Max Clifford regarding the imminent launch of his new best-seller "Tedwater-the phenomenon"(£24.99 including P&P).
  14. Its not going to be hyphenated,Teddd has decided upon the Tedddscock BARF brand name with a "Just chew it" slogan on the side of the tin
  15. Hancock is currently trying to hitch his wagon onto Teddd's and invest in the tedwater brand,talks are underway as we speak William Hill,Ladbrokes etc have dropped their odds on tedwater legend betting as of today. http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/topic/209708-a-tenner-for-tedwater/
  16. Whatever it is,its something in the water
  17. Legends are material to be moulded,and not facts to be recorded
  18. Why?All he did is name the stretch of road he was pulled over on,if he said he was pulled on the M25 or the M1 would he still have deserved stick?
  19. http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/topic/208984-tedwater-pup/ The legend continues
  20. Yesterday was the 1'st of july,f*ck I hate the first day of the month,time to settle bills,debits,mortgage the whole kit'n'kaboodle,wasnt it Mr Micawber who said "Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery."?My expenditure certainly exceeds my income but thats life.I was en-route to HSBC to pay off something or other when I passed the bookies,my mate Clever Trevor works there,he is a male version of Carol Vorderman,not in looks,but he can do sums without using his fingers,not that he hasnt got fingers to use,he actually has the full complement of
  21. You will get something with Pedigree's and X'es in Monday or tuesday,make a bit of "Me" time,settle back with a cup of tea and enjoy
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