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  1. mackem
    I havent seen so many ladies rushing to get their clothes off,must be the Gok Wan influence
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    Kay,you can hide your "Bits" with your greyhound tastefully draped over you as you lounge back on a warmed marble plinth (Told you it was going to be tasteful didnt i?)
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    Its going to be a Helen Mirren "Calender girls" affair,fully nude but tasteful,nothing dirty about it so no rolling around in liberating mud once you got that wooly vest off kay
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    Maybe
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    Neither has the guy who told you it by the sounds of it
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    Never saw them burnt alive mate Wasnt that 15'th century witches? You chat to some wierd people maty Dont try the other old witches punishment,throwing them in a lake,if they drown they are innocent,if they survive they are guilty
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    Dry-bumming?Banjo-strings? Sounds like a modern remake of "Deliverance"
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    Breaking my shoulder and ankle,the bruising down one side of my body was f**king horrific,could hardly sleep with pain,difficult to inhale deeply because of searing spasms
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    The Brickshaws taking a lot of interest in those bunnies,good result Rob
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    I can climb a little
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    I have only ever seen Hawksbills killed chess,they bleed a lot,red meat.I once watched a chinese guy in Wanchai market de-shell a still living turtle by knocking the plates from its shell with the edge of a cleaver,no one passing batted an eye-lid
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    we kill 2 birds with 1 stone in summer then mate by the way dont believe you About being a quick learner?Its true mate,I pick things up pretty sharp,I think on my feet,might even devise a few methods to try on site
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    Poaching Valley?Count me IN I never actually done it but I am a quick learner,I will just follow your lead
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    Valley,not Chess
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    Thats just tales clown-fish tell their kids to stop them leaving coral-nursery Chess But I have had hold of a few turtles underwater and they are certainly capable of pulling you along like a scuba-divers sea-scooter,though methinks they would run out of steam long before Sydney
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    The big-game one?What was the quote again?Oh yeah.................................."Thats AFTER the olympics"
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    Large predatory brown trout
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    I used to pick the shells up for next to nothing,certainly large enough to make a guitar body,walk around any fishing village you see the shells here and there,they are powerfull animals when you have hold of them in the water,the one in the pic will probably be sold fist thing in the morning at market,hence the hole drilled in its shell with the cord passed through,tether it at the side of the boat overnight,turtle tastes fine but the eggs are better
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    Ditto
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    sounds good spot,no wonder his minted,not meny spots like that round my way Open one Its not that expensive.
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    I think his staff are stuffed
  22. mackem
    Or was it a weekend and they got 14?
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    Anyone remember the post several years ago,when THL first started?Someone mentioned getting over a dozen munties in one day bushing?Was it 15 or 17 animals?
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    I am assuming he got all the parts local,he certainly had no difficulty obtaining them,but I will find out I will be back in HK maybe april or may?I can source them there if need be?
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    Oh yeah,what was the quote again????"Before the olympics"
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