mackem
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Everything posted by mackem
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Thanks for the offer kay,but its got to be boiled sweets that are sucked or my ears pop
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The last time anyone offered me a sweet I was descending to land at heathrow
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Do you want a sweet?How old were you kay
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Drop Thurso Jack a PM,he is your man on the ground
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Thurso river,my cousin has a croft west of there,dont know how much it is though as we visited at night.
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Wedding could have been held in pisa?That looks like two AA-grade eggs trying to fit into one cup
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I have seen that style of snaring before,look at the kinked wire and the cunning,devious low-set position,its a warreners bullseye snare
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LG,theres only you could be descriptive enough to describe rolling your tongue around cheeks and making it sound tasty
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The top pic looks like a minke whale penis
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f*****g hell Droid,I still remember having to name 20 different types of grass-seed in latin for a plant-ident,used to do my head in "Totius vobis frontem tabernae sopionibus scribam"
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Once the leaves are off the trees shoot all his birds
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That would be the ultimate p*ss-take,funny as f*ck
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Doesnt he still get his mums clothes dry-cleaned even though no-one wears them?Probably has her dessicated corpse hidden away norman bates style,and dresses her lovingly each evening before dinner
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Try dinogoan :sick: Pigs offal cooked in pigs blood :sick:
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Its still a misconception runforyourlife,my biggest pike was at night,had quite a few after dark,yet people still tell me "pike dont feed at night" :clapper"
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Oedipus complex I knew there was something not quite right about Mr Now-then,Now-then
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It came out last year too at twenty pounds and was one of only 2 twenty pounders officaly recorded, the other was a fish called the Traveller which died last year from Adams Mill on the great Ouse. Nooooo,its a sad day when Barbel are also named the same as carp
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Jimmy "Let me fix it for you" saville always had a touch of the velvet about him,something you cant quite put your finger on but it still makes your skin crawl Theroux however is a decent guy,I met him in Heathrow,no pretensions,what you see on Cam is how he appears in real-life brain sharp as a whip but masked by a Mr Bean exterior
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Contact the likes of Melbourne Books,Sporting-days productions,arthur carter,Johnson field sports etc,for sponsorship
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Another thing about beddies,they cant guard for toffee,had a full packet of chocolate-Hobnobs nicked a few months or so ago,left them on the coffee table,dog kipping behind the sofa,came back an hour or so later biccies gone and the dog now kipping on the chair Biscuit-burglars had obviously struck then left
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Dont get a beddie cross,they hog the sofa,hoover everything from the cats bowl,and smell noxiously foetid when theres a warm draught in the room
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Thats a stunning looking fish
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Strong stomachs only!Mangy fox.
mackem replied to comanche's topic in Wildlife and General Photography
I dont even own a fishing rod Jack -
Enjoy your sabbatical
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You just made that up didnt you Just done a google search and could'nt find it.....another christmas pressie idea out of the window then Trust me,I wouldnt fabricate a sex-doll sotry,she comes with a free bottle of talc and heres her review page http://www.69adulttoys.com/SexToys/Toy.asp...amp;stab=3& trust you to know. I did'nt really google it you know I never googled it either,just remembered the site