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  1. mackem

    The new toy

    I once richochetted an arrow down a street,passed clean through my target and skittled off down the road leaving sparks with each glancing blow till it thudded into a wall always check your backstop
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    The new toy

    Told ya!Wait till you get crossbow specific broadheads and some decent Easton spine-consistent bolts
  3. Get the missus to raid the fruit bowl and do a william tell in the back garden al
  4. Thats nowt mate,I would duck-walk across broken glass for a night with Salma Hayek
  5. It IS true,the courses are hideously expensive
  6. I went to the lecture,it wasnt cheap,it was just before he started those hideously expensive courses Hypnosis does actually work,and I am not on about Shaman like self-hypnosis like trances,you would be surprised who have experimented with it as a form of pain relief in the field.
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    quick set

    Make your own,Paid did an excellent thread http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/index...showtopic=36520
  8. I have seen Paul McKenna give an NLP lecture,and I learnt a little stage hypnosis years ago,the human mind is a strange thing
  9. mackem

    Camera problem

    Artic,it was only maybe a hundred quid,a cheap throwaway in case you pulled us one night As for my swimming lesson,well,never wade without knowing the depth of your water,especially at night
  10. mackem

    Camera problem

    Take the battery out,insert again and turn it on,I f**ked my camera a few months ago when I went under the surface of a lake,dried it out,still f**ked,sometimes you have to take the loss
  11. mackem

    Best 3 films

    He was a podiatric/orthopaedic surgeon
  12. mackem

    Best 3 films

    Whats his name in last of the mohicans , he was in my left foot as well i think Daniel day-lewis.
  13. mackem

    Best 3 films

    Midnight express,beautifully filmed Platoon,soundtracks excellent,Blow,lots of movies really,shawshank redemption was powerfull
  14. Some of those innocent old amish are involved in big style dope plantations,walnuts could just be a smokescreen
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    TA

    Travel the world for free,and meet exotic women Good man Joe
  16. Still hoping your going to give me an invite to your place LG
  17. Trout poached in apple juice LG,wheres apple juice fishery then
  18. Hi "Chimp" im a forklift driver. Its not a counterbalance with blue flashing warning light on top
  19. Typical copper Total tissue of lies,oh,sorry,slight distortion of the truth The biggest fabrication in that entire story is me drinking a pint of beer
  20. Classic,I am going to plagiarise that if I may mackay?I dont "Know you best on here" artic,spreading discention in the ranks Divide and conquer?A lot of UK coppers are vacuous acerebral bully-boy thugs,the force really needs an internal shake-up and stringent psychological tests for any new recruit,thank f*ck they arent armed as a matter of policy,it really would be like the wild-west out there
  21. mackem

    Why

    Et tu,brute?I thought the jock geezer would have given three roman skirt wearers a good kicking?
  22. mackem

    Why

    The romans were always p*ssed off because they never captured scotland,I guess some of them have long memories
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