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    BNP

    mackem replied to sureshot's topic in General Talk

    Go to a church here on a sunday morning and its packed,yes packed with africans
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    I am always getting stopped by old ladies in the high street who say "Awwwww,isnt she beautiful" she is a sort of silvery-blue,very eye catching
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    Trigger looking like a womble
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    Get a Glaswegian NED to do the welcome
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    BNP

    mackem replied to sureshot's topic in General Talk

    Theres talks of an african-european tunnel linking Morocco with spain,the talks have been going on for years,remember,its africa and spain,but when they finally get around to agreeing to it then we truly are f**ked Because when the deal is finalised,and the tunnel is built,africa will be even further up the swanee,and they will be even more desperate to get out http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3078776.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3317149.stm
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    I will be fishing this weir next week sometime mate,only a stones-throw away and I normally get something
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    "Clients" chess?Never had you down as a rent-boy mate Yeah,I know its rough,but Harehills is a step up from the estate she survived on in Sunderland
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    Kashmir Chess,lot of memories mate,incredible area,I was actually thinking of it last week,JKLF,long time ago,lot of work goes into those garish sweaters Every nights a good night Maty My cousin lives in Leeds Chess,harehills if I remember correctly
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    Sorry Chess,stickler for detail right?Ok,nope,the rod wasnt really tested on such small fish,Tipet is quite large,covers an extensive area of China,nice place,I went there once Dalai Lama and all that crap FREE TIPET Temperature?Bloody cold if I hade taken another dunking I would have thought I think Tomorrow will be quite interesting,gut instinct mate First place is that high street
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    I get the chance to test the handle tomorrow mate,did you enjoy last night?Nice fish without any hooks in them whatsoever,I think there may actually be something in LG's advice about hand-graded fish,better type of fishery isnt it?
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    Its a big owld fish
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    Beautiful Fish Fell,Ebro?
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    Guinea-fowl curry is a treat actually,only have it once a month or so,side serving of wokked vegetables hit with virgin olive-oil and a bed of brown-rice,real lentil-knitting tree-hugging fare Yup,I can see Joe reading,patience is a virtue Maty(and I really have learnt the meaning of the word patience since fishing with joe ).
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    Chavtastic
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    Corn-fed chicken probably is a marketing ploy,tasty as though,but not a patch on yesterdays guinea-fowl curry,surprised I am still skinny as a whippet Joe is probably scoping out the canal for a pike-fishing venue,or,HEAVEN FORBID he could be making his way to mine for a spot of fishing
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    Is the black pup a litter-mate?
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    I have never been prone to bouts of violence Undisputed,you can use the Antis as target practice,I will just do my own little bit closing gates,picking up rubbish etc,whats the slightly modified saying?Leave nothing but footprints,take nothing but fish You know me Malt,a stickler for the rules,not my style to wander from the path of Righteousness,for was jesus himself not a fisher of men Just been shopping in M&S Maty,you aint going to believe it,got a choice of dishes tonight,corn-fed chicken,beef,and trout-fillets I always get a choice of dinner dishes,bit of pick'N'mix,we used t
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    No Willy,its just a sports-fishing session,his pike will meet its demise in a brass-wire snare mate
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    I am going to pop into the shop at the weekend and get some,we are going piking next week,nothing big,but theres LOADS of jacks in a tributary of the Thames
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    Edited to remove the pics of your rubbish-bags?Good man,I suspect the bin-men took them away shortly thereafter?Never been into Carp in the UK Maty,fished for them abroad but the UK carp angler is a different species,I remember one doughnut telling me foreign carp "Werent no good because they aint british mate" I didnt want to educate him and tell him the fish actually originates in China Whats a method-feeder,your really good Maty,you know all the terms As for the sweetcorn,last night we could probably have bagged-up on it,one of those nights when you could easily have taken a few hundr
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    Now your talking Didnt have a f**king clue about the other pics That one I can relate to except your using a particularly expensive brand of sweetcorn,Princes?Whats wrong with Tescos own-brand?Your just being flash,or does Princes catch a bigger stamp of fish?I actually just had two phone calls,one was fishing related,the first was from my mate,he was in court earlier,Staines(aiiiii,Ancestoral home of Ali-G)and who does he get chatting to but Dean Gaffney AKA Robbie Jackson ex-eastender,filling in Legal-aid forms for a driving offences case,his girlfriend lives just off The Avenue,skinny l
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    What are they??????
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    I shouldnt think it will be long to wait mate,few nice little fishing clips,you know the sort of thing,intricate fly-casting,perfect nymph presentation,skilfull playing to the bankside prior to netting Though I have to be truthfull and tell you I dont know how long I can resist those big-brownies in the middle of the town,their days are numbered
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    JOE called in last night to drop me off a prezzie,yup,christmas came early,a brand new landing-net with an extendable handle that he had bought when visiting some show over the weekend "How generous" you say,and "What a decent guy"...Nah,nothing of the sort really,he crunched my original handle irreparably a long time ago and only just got around to replacing it after three months of nagging He told me of his new permission,a trout lake in deepest,darkest Buckinghamshire,and would I like to visit,just to look over the place?My mate had sent me a load of those 10 in 1 DVD's last week,highly
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    CLA or Midland

    mackem replied to Mark.B's topic in General Talk

    Midland,been to a number of CLA's,just prefer the Midland
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