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  1. mackem
    To quote Chief Brodie..........You're gonna need a bigger boat Are you certain thats an official environmental agengy approved inflatable Joe?So thats what we are going to circumnavigate the globe in?
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    I was kind of expecting something like Quints "Orca" or Hoopers high-tech bells'N'whistles vessel "The Aurora" in the jaws movie I never figured you would splash the cash on "Titanic"
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    That is f***ing hilarious Like the colour joe Nacho-libre mask the works,SBS?Who dares swims? Oh well,in for a penny,in for a pound,should be fun,dont know how many fish we will get in that though
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    Never got any pics of a boat mate? The one where your masked-up?Nope,never arrived,just need to see the size of the f***ing trawler
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    Dont forget this week JOE,and send the pics of that boat,I need to know what your drowning me in
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    What can you really get a square peg in a round hole Takes a bit of effort but 'Course you can,just hammer it in
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    alright mackem,over in aldershot mate.gold valley.you probly no yourself it aint a big fish lake but a numbers one.started of with a bit of scopex sweetcorn and a small piece of fake corn and pulled some nice size breem out and then went on to some luncheon meat and got about a 9 pound carp with the meat.everyone was telling me to use pellets but like i said i had enuff of them falling of so give up.got a week of work so im going to do the week over thorpe lea i think. Least you got a result mate Thorpe lea will be ok for you this week Oddly enough someone was telling me about a trout
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    Nahhh,its not that joe,you know I see plenty of suitcases,you would be surprised how adept I have become at re-packing them Bit of huffing,lots of puffing,few physical exertions,and I can get a family sized suitcase packed down into a single guys travel-case,likewise with a lady Besides,the biggest dress size my wife ever went up to was size 8 and that was when she was preggers
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    Nahhh kay,dont be shy,I will help you squeeze your stuff in and lace you up if you want,I have seen that sort of thing loads of times
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    Passion killer
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    Local lake JM?Owt much in it? I use bait bands,get them from Davies mate
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    Looks like a foxeroo
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    Cardy Surely you mean bodice&basque
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    Its true isnt it?Theres just something about grasping that rubbery teat between your lips in the dark thats comforting to most adult males
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    I dont know about that,I have breast few on a few ladies nipples and I am slightly older than 8 years old
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    They are awfull thin,stick-like actually Oh well,its only for another week I suppose
  17. mackem
    Guys have normally got hairy nipples :sick:
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    Oh yeah Looks like the kids will have to suck trout bones and eat clear-water soup for the next week then
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    Can I have that tenner back you loaned off me then?
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    I can probably see a few hundred in a day CS
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    I am in Surrey at the moment mate,I open my back door and see flocks of parrots Ring Necked Parakeets Mackem? I used to keep them , attractive birds. Rich, instead of the prize just keep the photos coming so I can sit here and drool with envy Ring-necked and orange-winged,the latter are in small numbers but the ring-necked are as common in this area as they are in India
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    I am in Surrey at the moment mate,I open my back door and see flocks of parrots
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    Not really up on my monitors,they run around the garden,eat chicks,and scurry off quickly when you surprise them,thats all I really know
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    Thats because your LOADED joe
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    Lucky find,I always enjoyed reading BB's works as a kid
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