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    Longnet

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    Last time I saw a boats skipper wearing a mask he was flying a skull-and-crossbones
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    Its the proposal for some liberal think-wank,as for half a million II's,we all know thats a gross underestimation
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    Instead of offering a pay-and-stay scheme wouldnt it be easier once they caught to kick them out there and then,detain,hold and boot out,whichever minister came up with this idiot idea also deserves the boot
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    One thing your NOT going to get off this government is the truth Malt
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    Its not the boat I am worried about.......................Its the captain
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    Probably no better nor no worse than this
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    If the states offered exactly the same sort of deal I would fet 20k out of the bank this week and p*ss off with the family,why are we the only idiots who come up with hare-brained schemes like this?I love the "They would be deported" bit because NO THEY WOULDNT,its not happening now,it wont be happening then
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    I wonder if America offers something similar for Florida?£5000 is a small price to pay for bringing your entire family to the UK,and thats the way it would be,human rights etc............ http://news.aol.co.uk/illegal-immigrants-p...221631270570561
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    Its not JUST a car,its the newest quick-set system the net peels from the boot as he accelerates away...............................
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    £1.20 for a live roach I got 1000 for sale if anyones interested
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    Get yourself out Maty,you know you want to And dont forget the sweetcorn
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    Sorry,its not Jeremy Kyle,its Steve Penk,still a t*at,and Mick Hucknall lives over there someplace?
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    Wouldnt like to eat it Maty,besides,we are liable to get flung into the river if people see a red inflatable trawler pulling that over the gunwales especially in that area,some of those riverside homes are a million+ I think that grade A t*at Jeremy Kyle lives in that gated-estate on the south side,and Edward Woodward lives somewhere along there
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    Catfish for some reason are particularly easy to get in JOES net mate At least you got a ball of hemp out of him JM
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    a 55 pound cat fish came out from under walton bridge the other day.think thats a bit big for anything im ready for but that seems a good place for pike. I never knew that about the cat,we were under Walton Birdge on friday night
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    You mean the "Stanwell-longnetter" JM
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    We are spoilt for choice in this area Maty,lots of trout fisheries in surrey,hants,and Berkshire
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    I havent fished Bury Hill jm,I prefer game-fishing to be honest,though there arent many salmon locally so it has to be trout,joe fished it,big pike and zander,theres some YOUTUBE clips on it,but theres equally as big pike and zander in the Thames locally its just finding them
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    How much And I think a tenner for 2 rods is absolute tops! I usually pay about a fiver for 2 rods and even then I'll get the pole out when It's quiet. Its Surrey Maty,some top-rate carp waters round here,they charge a mint to fish the really good ones Saying that,we went in bushy park the other day,some guy had had a 44lb carp the week before,and its only 20-odd quid a year to fish,and your surrounded by deer as you cast your line
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    Joe fished Bury Hills predator fisheries,if you live-bait you have to buy your fingeriling trout from them at an extortionate price BUY trout?He has a fu**ing freezer-full
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    Would of been the last time I fished there! I live a spit away from JM maty,its like that round here mate,loads of busy-bodies,friday night after work me and JOE were just casting a line,some guy gets it into his head we were Environmental Agency doing research on a local water ,demanded to see our official ID
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    Many a true word is said in jest
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    Well,I once trecked high into the hindu-kush to buy a rusty can full of home made goats cheese from a herder,I love the stuff,with a few tomatoes and some fresh apricots it was a meal fit for a king never mind a pleb like myself I once had slices of melon.....................Fried in batter
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    Bags-eye the front seat,I am master-harpoonist after all I am fairly certain the next time your trawlers featured in a pic JOE the holds filled with fish
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    Welsh-goats cheese is beautiful
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