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  1. Hows the crow after his first night in the Glasshouse(memories )?
  2. The reason for their no-show? A)They're afraid of you(heard of your amazonian reputation ). B)Cos they are normally funded through liberal do-gooders,and would rather not offend their sponsors,a decision has been made in the higher echelons of Durham RSPCA office not to alter or affect the course of nature in any way, shape,or form so they are waiting for the crow to die of old-a
  3. Probably turn the crow into a media star"The Corvid One",better than all the supposed "Reality" crap thats on telly at the moment,keeps can be its PR manager :kiss:
  4. Forget tangle,mangle,strangle and dangle Katie,if your really concerned about the poor creatures welfare why not call in the PROFESSIONALS (Forget Bodie and Doyle)Give the RSPCA a bell,got to be worth it for the comedic value alone
  5. :11: you know all about nets dont you mackem :11: where will i get one of them from? I made it katie,worked wonderfully at washington when the mallard and teal were flighting in at night :whistle:
  6. Wadcutters katie,flatheads,theory being they impart all their initial energy into the creature rather than passing clean through,give it a go with a low powered gun like a BSA meteor,I truly dont think you will break a pane :whistle: (However,I wont be held liable if you do ). What about a flight-net stretched across on two tall poles?Used to catch ducks in them at night when they flighted into ponds,works on the principal of a large mist-net
  7. Lighthearted viewing for sunday afternoons when the mum-in-law pops round unexpected(good job mine lives 11,500 Klicks away)...Faces of death 1+2,executions,snuff(the movie)
  8. Cant you open some of the roof panel's for ventilation the way a normal greenhouse operates?Low powered airgun and wadcutter pellets when its dark?
  9. Anal pitbull party Puppy Love Brazilian made "Unusual" porn Who said its only the british who are a nation of animal lovers
  10. Try casting a monofly across a lake or river,instant strike,NEVER fails
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    rat nets

    Used to make them from hemp,and knocked-up a 10 yard rick net once,they worked fine,but for excitement value terriers win hands down
  12. Amen to that IS,scariest places in the world childrens wards Nothing humbles a person more than an hour spent in one of those places Anyone working in such an atmosphere and still smiling for the kids sake deserves a chestful of medals
  13. Forget Courtney Rambo,met him once I always preferred Phil Sparrowhawk or Howard Marks,met them both once or twice
  14. Depends what your after mate,sport or results,sport it has to be maggot,worms,or powerbait There are other methods of course
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    Chickens

    Genetically modified cannibal-chicks
  16. My sisters married to a Thai national Max,she has a house in a suburb outside Bangkok so I am always ok for decent accommodation,but I wouldnt make the effort to visit Pattaya nowadays,much,much better places in Asia and your right about Thailand,more to the country than bed-sports B)Back in London next weekend,cant wait Oh yeah,if you think Nana is wild,you should try K11,probably the wildest red-light district I EVER frequented
  17. The original one on Soi 2 is still open Max,got friends who live in Pattaya and frequent it now and again for old times sake If any of you are REALLY after she-males your best bet is Nana Plaza,went once,never again :sick: but at least the "gurls" have style,they gargle instead of spitting One clutching the pole is a deffo contender,slinky minx in the black trousers,probably suss them all if I was there,I lived in the general region for years and never once made a mistake,when they burp smells like a wanking contest cum-fest :sick:
  18. Used to know a guy called Coco from the Hartlepool,Middlesborough area,always lamped between Scotch Corner and Brough,wouldnt be the same guy would it?
  19. Recognise the bar in the top pic"The classroom" over on Soi 2 Hope you werent a naughty boy I love those "Theme-bars",my faves are the ones where they dress as nurses,only problem with sluts-with-nuts(katoeys)nurses is they want to take your temperature with a rectal thermometer Was in a "Suck-suck" bar years ago,in a street we named "Blow-row" for obvious reasons,got a tad drunk with a very good friend of mine when a gorgeous vision of femininity plonked herself down on my mates lap,few minutes later he went into one of the darkened corners with her and emerged with his clothing in disa
  20. Yeah mate,should have re-named it sunderland "Harefields"
  21. I had Balut yesterday Kye Lammi kaayo I have had chicken big mac in New Delhi because cows are holy animals to Hindus,and I couldnt find bacon anywhere in Pakistan or Afghanistan,each to their own,different strokes for different blokes right?
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    white deer

    Would it be Raby Castle mate,it's got plenty of white Fallow Deer.Cheers Andy. Nope,its not Raby ASD,though we had a few out of there years ago,till a "News Of The World" reporter posed as a lamper,and hoodwinked a team of cleveland lads into taking him poaching on the estate,took a few fallow,and did a spread on the nights events the following week we thought it unwise to lamp the place after that The places local to me now are Bushy Park,and Richmond Park,both in West London,though I am a few thousand miles from there at the moment so they dont seem so local after all
  23. mackem

    white deer

    Melanistic and albinistic phases are common in Fallow mate,there are loads about ten minutes from my home
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    What quarry?..

    Would have to be bowhunting polar-bear for me,but at $25,000 the wife just might not approve Never saw any hares around ulaanbaatar TOMO,but there are some HUGE orange marmots in the west of China which would give any terrier man wet dreams I am actually not far from ROC at the moment
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