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  1. Heard of it,write up in the Shooting Times,mainly poaching with a catapult,very little else mentioned in the review except its 2 hours long
  2. Thanks for that twylite,I had seen the section on the Harris angling forums before,sue and chris is it?Looks a nice dainty way to fish.................until you connect with a pike the size of your sons
  3. Thats a pike anglers wet dream of a fish twylite what was the ultralite tackle combo?
  4. Eaten them a few times,cane rats and good old rattus norvegicus I guess I am just lucky
  5. Had to remove my shoes at the temple entrance as a sign of respect(stuck them in my bag in case anyone nicked them) .Cant remember what the temple's foodbill was per year,but it was pretty fu**ing ridiculous when you consider I saw families in Delhi living on the streets worst place I ever saw a rat was on my plate
  6. Karni mata rat temple in bikaner rajasthan,thousands of the little blighters,had to walk through them barefoot
  7. Never seen a wild mink loads of grass snakes,adders etc plenty of badgers when I lived in Durham.One thing I see every single day without fail is a flock of wild parrots,yeah,right here in the uk
  8. Used to have an exact replica of that trap,was it called a Chardonneret trap?Got it as a birthday gift from Charlie Wardle,a north-east based, british bird afficianado who taught me to trap and mist net finches when I was a kid
  9. Ithink he means adding the leadline and floatline to a machine-made sheet of mono
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    tramps

    I have a friend who is a tramp,Chas,lives under Staines bridge during the winter,I always buy him a coffee and a sarnie ,I can empathise because I have slept in a few "odd" places over the years.Chas has an encyclopedic knowledge of animals and cryptozoology,my jaw dropped the first time he casually inserted thylacine and chupacabra into a conversation
  11. Lived in China for a few years,quite an eye-opener one thing you have to understand is the stereotypical chinaman has no concept whatsoever of animal cruelty,thats FACT!!Was on a train once,woman with a puppy sitting facing me.everyday scene except the puppy was INSIDE a plastic bag,condensation from its breath misting the the plastic as it scratched away frantically,one things certain,it wasnt destined for a loving pets home Seen much,much,worse but its best to sanitize some things!!
  12. Got sick of changing soggy bags with a Hoover And nothing feels quite as good as a bit of "Cyclonic action"
  13. Thats the manual suction designer-vagina,no the wonder the previous perve.....um owner flung it,it hasnt even got the artificial hair .Newest models nowadays are battery operated realistic latex So I have been told always used the dyson myself :whistle:
  14. Chilli,I have fished for Siamese Cats in Thailand,getting a fish a cast all day long,biggest went to 70+lbs,my biceps and pecs were cramped and sore the following day as the action was none stop in 90 degree heat Siamese cats go up to 300+kg
  15. Read mixed reports on catmasters,some good,some bad,never fished with them myself though
  16. Been out on a mates trawler once,found out it was totally different ball game to pleasure angling,top respect to those guys,finally feel as if I am getting some value for money from my TV licence
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    Thank f**k for that
  18. Yeah,they can simoman,they are in North London
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    Scariest thing is who in their right mind would let a tattooist spend hours rubbing his hands over their butt cheeks
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    Mate at work asks ladies to show their cleavage on web-cam But asking guys to show you pictures of their bums Thats a new one on me
  21. I am surprised JOEB,its normally a decent area I usually visit fisheries in the wee hours and dont outstay my welcome :ph34r: ,I guess I have been lucky so far
  22. Foxshot,choosing a bowhunting setup is a very,very personal thing,bit like choosing a woman,dog,house or car,whats right for me is probably not right for you.For any tyro my best advice as always is get along to your local archery shop or club and test a variety of weapons. Ask someone in the know to measure your up for draw weight and length,then the choice is yours for axle-to-axle length,brace height,single,double,or cam-and-a-half,and all this before you hit the minefield of accessories like release-aids,quivers,rests,stabilizers,silencers etc
  23. Is that Wraysbury as in RMC wraysbury 1 JOEB?I live in the area,fish around here regular(got 20 trout friday night )and never had any bother whatsoever :unsure:Edit.....Never got the trout in Wraysbury 1
  24. Gary Bogner ?Sent you a PM,appreciate that
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