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mackem

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  1. I will do it this week coming sometime But that geezer is totally the wrong shape for me
  2. Winners,losers,its all a fu**ing game
  3. http://www.lhc.org.uk/members/pubs/factsht/81fact.htm
  4. But the most hurtful thing about that pic?Look at the fat cnuts gut You can still see my abs
  5. See Mr Mackem?See those things on his legs?They are called trousers,Mr M's family name might be scottish but he has never worn a skirt,kilt whatever you want to call it Nothing could be further from the truth Most of the guys on here that pic would fit the description of their marital situation to a "T",mines the reverse
  6. The face-fit for your Mask RH is computerised,your hooked up to a computer to make sure its exact,you need a perfect seal for a reason mate,my brother is always strict as f**k ,H&S is paramount with Assie.
  7. No-one had an understanding of it back in the days Jigsaw,walk into some of the old hospital boiler rooms,look at the pipes clad in Hard-pack etc,all put on without PPE
  8. Thats the thing,AIB and stuff,your drilling away,breathing in minute particles
  9. mackem

    women

    Nope,my wife earns more than I do.............................and I pay the mortgage,bills,the whole kit'n'kaboodle...................and she keeps hers
  10. Bowhunting IS legal,two years ago I had the money for a guided cougar hunt in Colorado And the wife agreed............................to spend the money on a family holiday to her f***ing mothers Maria isnt baiting me,not yet Few more weeks,lets just wait,its just like fishing
  11. Its actually getting a lot of Sparkies and Plumbers
  12. You dont need a hard-on seal around your pants Everything you wear,including your skiddies is paper,you go into an area sterile,you come out sterile and straight into a decon unit
  13. Wasnt a power-station was it?My brothers in the Azzie industry,you HAVE to be clean shaven,the seals got to be perfect for your full or half-face,in fact you have to be clean-shaven when you go for your face-fit.
  14. Don,t forget your licence I get a pensioners exemption due to my senility
  15. Dont let him get away with that Kay,get your manicure into him
  16. well my hair is the texture of oriental hair & english stylists cant cut it properly , so i found a brilliant lady who can cut it & its cheap £ 17 quid & nails are 18 quid time , so its not really expencive as i dont go out or have to save for holidays I did have a crew cut for 20 yrs but couldnt get work when i really needed a job so i had to grow it The texture of oriental hair,very silky and a sheen like silk sorry to lower the tone of the thread but I once had a chinese girlfriend with very straight hair,and perfectly straight pubic hair
  17. Yeah not a prob mate,it will just be for a weekend Salmon Fishing
  18. That photo taken on the banks of the Wear, Del?? or on Ryhope beach?? Probably the banks mate,I am back up there next month My sis just came back down from pennywell today,she said nowts changed
  19. Coconut oil is the business Vietnamese must cost you a fortune My wife had her hair cut last christmas (£170) and Xmas scenes painted on her nails (£70) for a party,whats wrong with a skin-head kay Cost yer nowt!
  20. Kay,honest answer to an genuine question please?How do you get it to stay that colour?Salon?Or do you do it yourself?
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