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  1. mackem
    Body Dysmorphic disorder?
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    They all look the same in the dark matey I have had two at once in the past,I prefer lights on
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    Someones pet they released after tiring of it?Clipped by a passing car?
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    Tiny bit of italian blood down the line,you thought I have blond moments?Only now and again
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    Doesnt she just look sizzlingly HOT
  6. mackem
    Bolt through his neck?
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    They have got trout lakes Maty,my Ex-girlfriend lives there,she is still single(I guess I am a hard act to follow) ,she phoned me a few days ago and told me they have whitetail deer coming into the street to feed It was a good night out BRB,you should have came
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    I always send them nice e-mails back explaining how their mothers are shanty-town whores and I hope his death from HIV is long,painfull,and protracted
  9. mackem
    Its genuine,give him the info and you too will soon find yourself living in a mud-hut dressed in rags just like him
  10. mackem
    Yeah...................Morrisons Joe is like Howard Hughes in a way,an eccentric millionaire type,he could be living in palatial luxury like Leegreen but he prefers to keep his feet firmly planted on the ground near to his street-level roots,whereas I am more a down-at-heel skinto living in a ghetto because I really aint got an option Saving my last few pennies for my impending divorce and a fresh start in Canada
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    Most men would crawl on their hands-and-knees over broken glass for a night in a pleasure-dome with those two
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    We ARE trying to look past the clothing,but we havent got X-ray glasses,but they both have those horny-porny,slutty "Come-play-with-me" faces I WANT them to dress that way all the time
  13. mackem
    They look like they imac their lady-gardens and rub baby-oil into the area
  14. mackem
    Is that a little vanity case filled with lube,condoms and spare batteries that lass on your left is holding?Pleasure toys???
  15. mackem
    Did you shag either of those lasses?
  16. mackem
    Changed a bit Tomo Got a facial scar now
  17. mackem
    I think he just got his face slashed Maty,some sort of blade puncture wound anyway,Ringside seat for JOE,loads of excitement,made him lose his sense of objectivity and forget what he was supposed to be doing I knew he lived in a rough-area when I saw no M&S No Waitrose but a MORRISSONS Thats when you know an area is on the slide Ghetto-grub store
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    Mark Today is the start of a new day,time to put aside past differences and move on
  19. mackem
    He probably has some real heavyweight genitalia
  20. mackem
    Crab-line frame
  21. mackem
    I have indeed
  22. mackem
    Holy 's hair Batman That was the 90's I said I liked fishing,hence the mullet
  23. mackem
    Bit more fishing
  24. mackem
    Thats an insult Everyone calls me Kevin Keegan now
  25. mackem
    I always liked fishing
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