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mackem

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  1. The guys who stayed aboard the Thigh'tanic as she slipped between the waves were the ones who perished,ABANDON SHIP!
  2. Its only when you actually break the azzie,fibre-release,I would go into it but in a rush,going fishing
  3. Just had brown-trout chillie fish-cakes,beautiful,far superior to rainbows,theres a distinct flavour in a river fish,sweeter,just something about it,oh well,better get ready,off chasing rainbows
  4. Gone in.............................................................................. .................................................
  5. Its not that Adam,its just sometimes you get a craving,you HAVE to fish a water,lampers are the same,they see an estate and they HAVE to do it,can YOU resist temptation
  6. Nah,false quarry I.D, its a short-tailed field-vole,not as hard-core as Mus Musculus
  7. S**t!Its not catch me if you can,but I can actually visualise Christopher Walken saying those lines
  8. Catch me if you can,good movie.
  9. ahh Put it this way,if your feeling "Horny" and some young lady makes a sucking sound towards you with her lips your not going to run the other way right
  10. Size-ism?You enter the Hobbit-bar through a huge pair of circular doors,atmospheric place,the owner was besotted with Tolkien,they used to do dwarf-throwing and everything in there,great place and well worth a visit if your in the neighbourhood
  11. He aint a hunter,he is a bestial moose-shagger
  12. The deer-whistle on the front of the Landie catches the wind at speed and blows a low moaning sound that frightens the deer away,turn it round and it makes a sucking sound,that always attracts rutting stags
  13. Anytime there a docu on about midgets i gotta watch it.I find them facienating wee things They make me laugh Check out the Hobbit house in malate,I always visit whenever I am in Manila,great music,great food,and every single one of the staff is a genuine midget
  14. Perhaps he is a "Twitcher",he certainly looked it when he was getting his shins kicked last night.
  15. In Bruges.I like midgets,seen any of bridgette the midgets pornos?
  16. Cool hand Luke? Look two posts up Mack! I never watched ANY of the starwars movies mate,not one,and the only movies I knew with a "Luke" in were biblical and "Cool hand Luke"
  17. Shaving Ryans Privates? I will lose all respect for you mackem if you say you have seen that version hahah I have but that was a freudian slip
  18. Self-doubt is for losers Quoting Homer Simpson
  19. Forget the ginger/white pig(unless your talking about Oddie)has he changed his hair colour again?He hasnt dyed it for a while,I looked at the pic and couldnt figure out what was different about him
  20. Shaving Ryans Privates?
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