mackem
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Everything posted by mackem
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Perhaps he is a "Twitcher",he certainly looked it when he was getting his shins kicked last night.
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In Bruges.I like midgets,seen any of bridgette the midgets pornos?
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Its young Rory
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Cool hand Luke? Look two posts up Mack! I never watched ANY of the starwars movies mate,not one,and the only movies I knew with a "Luke" in were biblical and "Cool hand Luke"
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Shaving Ryans Privates? I will lose all respect for you mackem if you say you have seen that version hahah I have but that was a freudian slip
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Cool hand Luke?
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Self-doubt is for losers Quoting Homer Simpson
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Forget the ginger/white pig(unless your talking about Oddie)has he changed his hair colour again?He hasnt dyed it for a while,I looked at the pic and couldnt figure out what was different about him
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Shaving Ryans Privates?
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Have you dug holes in the back garden?Faeces coming out in pellet form?Craving for carrots?Increased night vision?
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They are selling Milk-fish (bangus) from the Philippines,£7.30 a Lb,its trash-fish,poor-mans fish,its 45 pence a pound at the moment and they are trying to make it sound "Exotic" a fool and his ££££ are easily parted,someone will buy it I guess.
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MIRROR CARP FIFTY TWO QUID For a four and a half pound fish? and northumbrian wild salmon,thats where I am getting mine from,also hand-picked(from the river)
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Indeed it is Maty,picking out your eyes and coming back for the sockets,hoever if your REALLY interested in fresh-run sea-trout I can let you have quite a few next month for only,yes ONLY £50 a fish,dont say I am generous,dont say I am magnanimous,just thinkover the offer and get back to me
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You said it
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If you've ever been unsure of your sexuality Wilf,just wink...................................
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I hope your equally as observant if I pop over to do a spot of fly-fishing one night
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Was it the little black whippet catching the field-mouse?I think there was more to that thread than met the eye,'Twasnt a normal mouse,that was DANGER-MOUSE
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Testicular-support?Not my field thankfully,I am more of a hole-filler,however just scan some back threads,there are individuals registered on the site who methinks would be more than happy to feverishly cup a soft,warm pair of eggs in the sweaty leathered palms of their hands
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We keep having that problem with our work motors. It got so bad the company decided to fit those deer whistle things on the front of all our 4x4's and vans. I manged to by pass that little extra. Thank god it would have ruined my lamping motor. Didnt that guy at your place get sacked for having that dead roe stinking the works van up?
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When we were kids we used to lift sheets of corrugated-tin on motorway-embankments and waste-ground so the terriers could catch short-tailed field-voles and woodmice,never heard of lurchers being used though,not to say it doesnt happen?
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Have a look at how many deer-related accidents occur WITHIN the M25,I have two friends who have written off Beemers in seperate deer-strikes in North London.
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A swinging scrotum in the cool evening breeze
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The colouration when I cleaned them wasnt as vividly-artificial as it is in some rainbows,these brownies are beautiful clean fish,I wouldnt mind filling the freezer up with them depending on how well they taste,visually they are more aesthetically pleasing Organic?Sometimes its just another marketing-ploy mate,wouldnt you do it if you thought you could add a fiver onto a packet?As for the sea-trout price,well,its shocking,I have given hundreds of them away in the past for nowt
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Fear and loathing in Las Vegas,Hunter.s.Thompson the great Gonzo journo himself.
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Recovered I guess tonight it is
