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    Gone in.............................................................................. .................................................
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    Its not that Adam,its just sometimes you get a craving,you HAVE to fish a water,lampers are the same,they see an estate and they HAVE to do it,can YOU resist temptation
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    Nah,false quarry I.D, its a short-tailed field-vole,not as hard-core as Mus Musculus
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    Neil.
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    S**t!Its not catch me if you can,but I can actually visualise Christopher Walken saying those lines
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    Catch me if you can,good movie.
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    ahh Put it this way,if your feeling "Horny" and some young lady makes a sucking sound towards you with her lips your not going to run the other way right
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    Size-ism?You enter the Hobbit-bar through a huge pair of circular doors,atmospheric place,the owner was besotted with Tolkien,they used to do dwarf-throwing and everything in there,great place and well worth a visit if your in the neighbourhood
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    He aint a hunter,he is a bestial moose-shagger
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    The deer-whistle on the front of the Landie catches the wind at speed and blows a low moaning sound that frightens the deer away,turn it round and it makes a sucking sound,that always attracts rutting stags
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    Anytime there a docu on about midgets i gotta watch it.I find them facienating wee things They make me laugh Check out the Hobbit house in malate,I always visit whenever I am in Manila,great music,great food,and every single one of the staff is a genuine midget
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    Perhaps he is a "Twitcher",he certainly looked it when he was getting his shins kicked last night.
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    In Bruges.I like midgets,seen any of bridgette the midgets pornos?
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    Its young Rory
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    Cool hand Luke? Look two posts up Mack! I never watched ANY of the starwars movies mate,not one,and the only movies I knew with a "Luke" in were biblical and "Cool hand Luke"
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    Shaving Ryans Privates? I will lose all respect for you mackem if you say you have seen that version hahah I have but that was a freudian slip
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    Cool hand Luke?
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    Self-doubt is for losers Quoting Homer Simpson
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    Forget the ginger/white pig(unless your talking about Oddie)has he changed his hair colour again?He hasnt dyed it for a while,I looked at the pic and couldnt figure out what was different about him
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    Shaving Ryans Privates?
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    Disease?

    mackem replied to Yokel Matt's topic in General Talk

    Have you dug holes in the back garden?Faeces coming out in pellet form?Craving for carrots?Increased night vision?
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    They are selling Milk-fish (bangus) from the Philippines,£7.30 a Lb,its trash-fish,poor-mans fish,its 45 pence a pound at the moment and they are trying to make it sound "Exotic" a fool and his ££££ are easily parted,someone will buy it I guess.
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    MIRROR CARP FIFTY TWO QUID For a four and a half pound fish? and northumbrian wild salmon,thats where I am getting mine from,also hand-picked(from the river)
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    Indeed it is Maty,picking out your eyes and coming back for the sockets,hoever if your REALLY interested in fresh-run sea-trout I can let you have quite a few next month for only,yes ONLY £50 a fish,dont say I am generous,dont say I am magnanimous,just thinkover the offer and get back to me
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