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mackem

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  1. We ARE trying to look past the clothing,but we havent got X-ray glasses,but they both have those horny-porny,slutty "Come-play-with-me" faces I WANT them to dress that way all the time
  2. They look like they imac their lady-gardens and rub baby-oil into the area
  3. Is that a little vanity case filled with lube,condoms and spare batteries that lass on your left is holding?Pleasure toys???
  4. Did you shag either of those lasses?
  5. Changed a bit Tomo Got a facial scar now
  6. I think he just got his face slashed Maty,some sort of blade puncture wound anyway,Ringside seat for JOE,loads of excitement,made him lose his sense of objectivity and forget what he was supposed to be doing I knew he lived in a rough-area when I saw no M&S No Waitrose but a MORRISSONS Thats when you know an area is on the slide Ghetto-grub store
  7. Mark Today is the start of a new day,time to put aside past differences and move on
  8. He probably has some real heavyweight genitalia
  9. Holy 's hair Batman That was the 90's I said I liked fishing,hence the mullet
  10. Thats an insult Everyone calls me Kevin Keegan now
  11. I always liked fishing
  12. "Any old iron? Any old iron? Any, any, any old iron? You look neat. Talk about a treat! You look so dapper from your napper to your feet. Dressed in style, brand-new tile, And your father's old green tie on. But I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch and chain, old iron,old iron"
  13. I remember that now,the infamous Lambton Estate thread
  14. Your the man for the job I've heard chest massage may need to be done for hours upon hours, are you ready for the challenge??? I normally do it with my mouth
  15. Coca-cola,but I am a geezer 'Cos I like it cold from a glass-bottle
  16. I wish You and me both k?
  17. Rhodders,you can see from that pic she is grimacing,obviously has restrictive breathing,may need CPR and chest-massage
  18. Early morning boat ride.
  19. Rew'boy..........................I never got your Rap out of my head,even my kids listened to it
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