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mackem

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  1. Not bothered mate so long as it can stand abuse and heavy work.
  2. I watched those clips,they are Nowt!If you want to see decent street-fighters get yourself outside the Pig&Whistle in Newcastle on a saturday night,just watch the lasses
  3. Charles Dickens mentions the place in "Oliver Tiwst" as does Jerome.K.Jerome in "Three men and a boat",Its mentioned in the Domesday book as having 5 Ploughs and rendering £6 a year,Diana Dors and Adam Faith lived here,I saw Hugh Grant in the local bakers once,theres a sky TV news-reader lives a few streets away,not that thats indicative of anything.Hampton Court Palace is a stones-throw away,Windsor castle isnt so far,lots of local history really,and as the village is on the Thames I take the kids to see the swan-upping every July I didnt even want to live here actually,I wanted Milton Key
  4. I would love an old otter-board,used them for trout in the past,and would do so again,but the methods I use nowadays are a little more Hi-tech,very,very effective but not nearly as much fun to use
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    Big Brother

    Carp on the telly?Fishing?I would watch that STRAIGHT AWAY
  6. Anyone recommend a GOOD strong landing net?I need one for the summer season,something able to handle 30+LB fish,decent reach of handle,and more importantly something that doesnt fall to bits after a heavy week I just looked on flea-bay,none seem to come up to spec
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    Big Brother

    Marmite TV Alexandra de-gale,gangsters and powX3?Jamaican descent?Yaride gangster type?
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    Big Brother

    Sorry buster Its just f*****g brain-mush though mate.
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    Big Brother

    Gangsta friends?Pow.pow.pow?I aint even watched it but can only think its getting sillier and sillier
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    Big Brother

    DONT bring that crap into here mate,I told my missus,I bought the telly,pay for the lecky,bought the licence,bought the f***ing house,I am NOT having that s**t in here,normal people sitting at home watching a bunch of social misfits in a house pretending to be normal?Defys logic,but yourself a cage full of rats,watch them,same sort of behaviour
  11. But good luck with your next trip and stick pics up,as for me,well,I have a dry-fly session one night this week on a friends trout lake
  12. I have just bought a "Fishing-aid" which I think will revolutionise my fishing trips Good job I didnt have it when I was working the Tyne Fish might have been scarce
  13. Rampant-rabbit BB? http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/store...280_10001_10201
  14. Looks like your enjoying yourself mate,one thing puzzles me however,how come its daylught?Whenever I fished the Tyne it was pitch black and normally in the small hours
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    Gordon ramsay

    So you dont get twatted by another hunter mate,its a legal requirement in some states,cant hunt otherwise
  16. I always said............Tibetan sky burial for me
  17. f*****g hell,its been nicked If it aint nailed down mate someones going to lift it
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    Gordon ramsay

    "This here sir is pig-scat"......"So its pig-shit then?"............."Yes sir,I believe that is the correct terminology"
  19. I have a great method of catching eels,but dont see the point nowadays,I dont eat them,and am not in it for the money,I actually lamped a big eel last year in a shallow river,watched it for a while
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    Gordon ramsay

    If they paid me enough I would be a real-woman,off to bangkok for a bit of nip-and-tuck I would even let Gordon fondle my implants The Boars I have seen prepared for the Table Tomo have been shaved,not skinned
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    Gordon ramsay

    HG,if Optomen,the production company, paid me for my troubles,flew me up to scotland,and allowed me to wear my beloved mask(far too ugly for TV)I would get Mr Ramsey his fish on Camera
  22. Good man,let us know what you eventually get,hope you have better results than with the "Stanwell Netter"
  23. Thats where your going to get a decent outfit without it costing an arm-and-a-leg mate,you know how some Carpers MUST have the latest?This is where they part-ex them,drop in,browse around,see what he has in http://www.city-visitor.com/waltononthames/fishing.html
  24. Why cant my wife see it as only a couple of quid more as well? Hey,what about the tackle-exchange in walton,GREAT bargains in there,massive array of 2'nd hand carp kit
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