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mackem

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  1. Thats was my FIRST thought,I was looking for the zip
  2. WHAT?Those big grey f***ing pachyderms emerge from one of those?????Pull the other one Malt,its got bells on
  3. For a tap-root to achieve its full potential you need a decent aerated loam
  4. Good site but mainly bushing and hunting big cats. Very nice. Sorry to disappoint you LG but MILF is not an acronym for "Men I'd Like to Fellate"
  5. How did he have your address is the frightening thing Good lad will.... The next knock at the door could well be will looking for somthing in return Quid pro quo clarice
  6. Some parents have a well developed sense of humour,like a guy names sue
  7. Thanks Buck,I always say Luck is when preparation and opportunity meet I am sure we wont blank
  8. It wasnt a conventional gardening shop as such,not mowers and rakes and such-likes,more for specialised cultivators,I bought a house abroad out of it,my slogan was "Business is blooming"
  9. I used to have a gardening business,well,rather a shop that sold gardening supplies,very interesting,I used to own a house once called "Casa-Verde" till the wife made me change it,even though I just named it that as an in-joke p**s-take
  10. Women always get the last word,or so my wife tells me
  11. Spanky-hanky?NO WAY!!!I want to be ressurected as "Pitt the Homo" so my wife will believe once and for all that he is nothing more than a big poofter What are you REALLY growing?
  12. Your growing human-embryo-filled vegetable pods,with a plan for world dominance once you have cloned us all and sucked the lifeblood from our veins?Oh,I grow those as well,can I be Brad Pitt in the next life?Please?
  13. One of our forays is bringing us to your neck of the woods next month Buckshot,we have invites on several northern rivers inclduing the Wear and the Tyne,stay tuned
  14. Any pics of the "Lion-head rabbit"?????
  15. I just spent some time on the H4H site kurgan,very worthy cause.
  16. Face-lifts for Chihuahuas
  17. Gratis mate I have miles of fishing-right permission up there
  18. Bear,theres no comaprison in a taste-test,chalk-stream blows stockies out of the water We are in your neck-of-the-woods next month casting a fly or two for sea-trout and salmon,paid through the nose for an exclusive beat Its only money
  19. Just tried the Link mate,unable to open it???
  20. Thats great SUE,I have a few years to go yet but It must be great to be a grand-parent,another generation,your lucky
  21. Dont worry about it Tet,we have all eaten pussy in our time
  22. I actually was on TV smashy,I starred in a lager advert,despite being tee-total I am sure you will see "The Grayling-Gannet" thread before long Brouges and deer-stalker?Elementary dear JOE
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