mackem
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Everything posted by mackem
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I prefer the up-market venues Better class of clientel(us) And we certainly aint going to find someone parked-up and administering self-abuse unless its the riparian-owner in which case we take pics and blackmail the wa**er
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"What we normally hear?"Ahhhh.....BEE-BAW,BEE-BAW,BEE-BAW,the local national anthem?Mackem,that siren sounds as if its getting closer "Lets just walk over near the weighing-hut"........."Do you think he saw us?"......."Nah mate,not a chance"........."F**K Why is he parked there then "
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Ok Smashy,you twisted our arms,I suppose we HAVE to go back then,this is proving expensive unless you would care to donate £295 for a return trip?You dont want us to be ignorant to the gourmet delights of grayling do you?
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Joe,I am beginning to think your "Cucumber" comment was a p**s-take at my expense Having a giggle at my innocence of the subject?If its a £300 discount and I left a quid am I in credit at that particular venue,a return invite perhaps?BEAT 1 next time I am eating Tiger-prawn,Trout and Calamari Paella,eaten too much
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Wensleydale Grommit? We all deserve to be aubsed but its £60 for a 30 minute session
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Squeak
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Et tu Brute?Sorry Simo,wasnt even me who wrote that,my fingers tapped it out,alien-hand syndrome
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In-joke
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Its actually a bastardisation of simon'e,the old roman emperors used to have simone's to tend their discrete homosexual harems stocked with young muscular though effeminate playthings they collected on their camapigns.The typical simon'e had less than 50% of a normal males testosterone coursing through his veins,and a much reduced member size as a result,in fact some were actually penile-inverts and were highly favoured in the "velvet" rooms of the senate :kiss: Mackems conversely were Lobotomised knuckle-draggers
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And he likes you :kiss: Didnt he do a program with his dad on Dartmoor?Man and boy?
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The guys who stayed aboard the Thigh'tanic as she slipped between the waves were the ones who perished,ABANDON SHIP!
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Its only when you actually break the azzie,fibre-release,I would go into it but in a rush,going fishing
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Just had brown-trout chillie fish-cakes,beautiful,far superior to rainbows,theres a distinct flavour in a river fish,sweeter,just something about it,oh well,better get ready,off chasing rainbows
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Fugitive?
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Gone in.............................................................................. .................................................
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Its not that Adam,its just sometimes you get a craving,you HAVE to fish a water,lampers are the same,they see an estate and they HAVE to do it,can YOU resist temptation
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Nah,false quarry I.D, its a short-tailed field-vole,not as hard-core as Mus Musculus
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Neil.
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S**t!Its not catch me if you can,but I can actually visualise Christopher Walken saying those lines
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Catch me if you can,good movie.
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ahh Put it this way,if your feeling "Horny" and some young lady makes a sucking sound towards you with her lips your not going to run the other way right
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Size-ism?You enter the Hobbit-bar through a huge pair of circular doors,atmospheric place,the owner was besotted with Tolkien,they used to do dwarf-throwing and everything in there,great place and well worth a visit if your in the neighbourhood
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He aint a hunter,he is a bestial moose-shagger
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The deer-whistle on the front of the Landie catches the wind at speed and blows a low moaning sound that frightens the deer away,turn it round and it makes a sucking sound,that always attracts rutting stags
