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  1. Beamish is a great place Cameron,your lucky to live in that area
  2. The cheques in the post...........................................................
  3. Nahhh,no mesh-marks on those beauties at all Nice clean fish lahosh
  4. Theres books and theres books,I wonder which shelf their will go on?The unputdownables?Or the "when I have time's"
  5. Well,my nephew is equally as good at illustrating as Frain and he is 3,and my boys writing style is far superior and he is 11,so I guess they might just cobble something together this weekend
  6. No reason why not?I always used to get a mate to lamp while I shot or visa-versa,I think Deben's sell shotgun mounted lamps?
  7. Very confusing,so frain goes through a publishing house? http://www.vanitypublishing.info/selfpublishing.htm
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    Rabbit numbers?

    Plenty of bunnies,seems to be a huge number of fox around this year also
  9. mackem

    Longnet

    We are out later in the week,just to see whats about,but I have an ominous feeling the high-street brownies are next week I cant remember how many were in the pool?Maybe a dozen?All over 2lb though and the biggest JOE saw in there he guesstimated at 5lb?
  10. Well,she actually should know better,her husband was a driving instructor,and she is supposed to be ultar-sensible working in an IT company
  11. Theres nowt new under the sun As his books prove
  12. I would be interested to know if Sean Frains books are vanity or self-published?Or does he actually have a publishing agent who looks at the manuscripts and deems them markeatable?My kid could honestly write better and with more style and content
  13. My wife once needed a tyre blowing up as it was deflated,her friend told her................A tyre needs to be on the car before it will blow up
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    Longnet

    If I can figure out how to send you the clip I will do it,thats the problem though,some methods are TOO effective,I would only do a scorched earth policy if I had a grudge against a river owner,even then none of the fish would be wasted,if you were a bit closer we could cast a fly on your stream
  15. I dont blame you mate,for anyone genuinely interested a PM is easy enough
  16. http://www.shootingvideos.com/FredCarter.htm
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    Longnet

    Sorry Murph,try magnum trapping,here you are http://www.magnumtrap.com/longnets.html
  18. They can beg and they can plead But they cant see the light, thats right cause the boy with the cold hard cash Is always mister right, Madonna Louise Ciccone...........Material Girl
  19. mackem

    Longnet

    I have a disc an eastern-european friend sent me,theres a moive clip,he spreads a sheet of plastic on his kitchen floor then tips two rucksacks out filled with hundreds of trout the same size as your catch,that he and a friend caught in an afternoon
  20. I am going to become a donator,I just had a sudden moment of clarity and realised Markbrick is worth the a fiver of anyones money for entertainment value alone,and thats meant in the nicest possible way
  21. mackem

    Longnet

    Sounds perfect Just like the river I fished in last week except all I got was chubb,roach,dace,perch,pike,and eels
  22. mackem

    Longnet

    How wide is the river?Can you wade it?Many fish in?
  23. mackem

    Longnet

    Sorry Maty,I didnt see that question,a touch of the velvet as in a slightly gay theatrical manner about him
  24. mackem

    Longnet

    I have heard here in the UK people "Purge" carp in freshwater tanks prior to eating them,in China they just net them and eat them the same day,likewise in eastern-europe
  25. mackem

    Longnet

    I like the concept of organic carp,I once knew a guy who ran a cannabis-farm using the waste from huge fish tanks,he called it guppy-ponics and was writing a book on it,he lived in one of the swiss cantons just before the crackdown,I actually went over and helped with his outdoor harvest,strange guy to be honest as most of them are Blue trout Looks cold,I am sure theres some way we can heat it up How big or small were the trout you got maty?Ounces or pounds?I would love to live right next to a trout stream
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