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    Just as I though No Denial about the flowery bra-and-panties then :kiss: Theres a place in Dubai nicknamed "Transvestite city" which is a mecca for cross-dressers,trannies & Queens of a similar ilk Neil,ever holidayed there ?But failing that,if you dont like sun on your milky white skin(and I know some women dont)may I suggest you start posting on transgender-world forums,here you go mate,just for youhttp://www.transgenderzone.com/interactive/chat.htm :kiss: Your right Malt,polish fishing books huh?I thought Trutta meant pike Oh Joe,you got my good side
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    I still have one mate,still does the job and only cost a fiver
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    Seen a load of whippets work rat,rabbit,and a few other things,all the whippets were from the north-east,good little gogs
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    Wrong terminology Jacob,surely you mean "Fish-relocator"
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    A little condemnation is good for the soul Maty
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    I think it was just a typing error on his part LG
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    fishing tip

    mackem replied to Clancy's topic in General Talk

    I will give it a try mate
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    fishing tip

    mackem replied to Clancy's topic in General Talk

    I might have to use that trick one night Clancy
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    SCAM!
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    Oh,take no notice of that Will,joe has a perverse,warped sense of humour sometimes,he laughs at the oddest of things
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    Watch the rain when you go out to get the camera,take an umbrella and wrap up well,oilskins and sou'wester,stuff like that,dont want your bronchial pneumonia to flare up again,that IS the reason you told me you dont ever get into the water right?Of course they are pike,leastways,thats what YOU told me
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    Stick the pics up JOE,just to PROVE they were pike,I mean,the "Ladybird book of night time fish indentification"cant be wrong can it?Though the pages were soaked and the ink was running but..................They WERE pike right JOE?Selling pike?Surely you mean he can GIVE MORE AWAY I feel an imminent fishing trip
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    Take your chute back to the guy who packed it,trust me,if you turn up at his door you get a refund
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    Neil didnt mean it Malt,its only light-hearted banter and ribaldry twixt us country folks
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    Yes,both myself and Neil wear ladies clothing,I at least am open about my sexual-confusion,Neil however living in a small religious country hamlet is gender-subdued,he really would love to wander the house freely in flowery panties and bra,but imagine the shock when Father Murphy pops over to chat about the church fete As for the Tights,I forgot to add,I normally wore them over my head
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    Its funny he mentioned Robin Hood though,I do hope he means my archery inclinations rather than my predilection for wearing forest-green tights
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    Oh,take no notice of Neil Chess,if I had wanted his opinion I would have given him it Every village has one,it must be his turn at the keyboard today I dont know,comes to something when a legitimate fisherman cant even relocate a few pike I actually apologised to LG chess,for any offence caused But you know what they say?If you dont like the program change the channel Now wheres that picture of the Kebab I had on file......................
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    eating deer

    mackem replied to doga's topic in General Talk

    I like Muntie,theres plenty within the M25 kirstysdad
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    He checked once then came back after 20 minutes Maty,why didnt he just let his hair down and party If we were aboard the nautical steamer mate we would have just hoisted the skull-and-crossbones,nothing ventured nothing gained,steamed into the party and did a bit of raping and pillaging or other sort of piratical activities
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    I actually get manicures,but those hard cuticles are a bugger Malt I never knew fishing could be so stressfull I put up a psy about a legitimate night out and just get bitched at Its terrible really,good job I always leave small details out,mere trifles,otherwise I am sure I might be hung,drawn,and quartered as some people are easily shocked I only go to invitational waters only BRB and even then I am pretty fussy,but I enjoyed myself so much last night I have to re-visit
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    Wex,I saw one on Dornoch golf course years ago,we were staying at my cousins in Caithness but had travelled down to Sutherland to rabbit Never saw a wildcat though
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    Besides,stealing fish?We had been given permission to clear the water of pike,good old essox lucius himself,they are a pest,though I have to admit liking them myself,but they soon clear a water of trout and arent really welcome then No where did I mention what fish we were after last night did i? As for burying my head in the ground,Ok,time to come clean,even though its a shamefull admission,but I am actually a geophagiac,I dont often tell people that Neil,normally they wont invite you to their house if they know,not unless they want their garden digging,because they imagine you rooting ar
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    You can actually pick up fishing spears online now from the states for less than a fiver But I always preferred the gaff as my weapon of choice to be honest
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    I was looking for worms Neil Needed some bait!
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    Stealing Neil?Me Neil?Thats a pretty scurrilous accusation you blaggard,pistols at dawn sir
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