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    Got a lurcher,theres plenty of interesting things over your way RK I am sure
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    You sold me on it already,when can I have the keys(and nope,I dont mean the florida ones either)
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    Good fishing though,everyone I know who has been always goes on about getting their rod out
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    Nah,its ok mate,he is a regular down there,they all know him,he is always in Brewer street,I think he gets his fishing gear from there?Tackle manufacturer opened over there or something?Must be because he is always going on about it,I think its called "Hookers"
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    Kids
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    Even as we speak JOE is heading towards Soho to purchase one of those inflatable-repair kits in flesh-tone,sold for emergency repairs to users of latex-ladies the likes of "Teddy-babe" or "Joy-toy(three hole)" He aint a scurvy knave though,I was the one who ate the live rats and sucked on Lemons during the circumnavigation
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    Jefferson county?I can almost imagine myself saying Night Jim-Bob,night mary Helen,to the neighbours,and at $3500 an acre thats CHEAP Sure you can come over to that pond anytime,to SWIM I would actually regard the allogators as a bonus Not as conspicuous as keeping pigs,no trespassers on my land Whats a protected list???????
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    Nah,just a typical night out mate
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    Chess,you old sea-dog,tis the treasure of Lamlash bay your seeking?Or are ye drawn back there year in year out following the currents for a totally different reason?A woman perhaps?A siren maybe Even as we shipped water last night Joe was gibbering about davey-jones locker,you ever been a fan of the Monkeees chess?
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    Edward Smith probably said the same thing after he scraped his boat on a chunk of floating sea ice,Benjamin Briggs the Mary Celestes captain probably thought about hindsight in the moments prior to dissapearing from the face of the earth alongside his crew and wife,amazing how its normally old sea-dogs and nautical captains who use cliches which are painfully obvious even to those of us with less seafaring experience I heard the expression used again recently,where and when was it AH!Yeah,thats right,it was 2am this morning in deepest,darkest Hampshire as half-way across a lake,under the fu
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    Wrayesbury is VERY close
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    Your a Mod,I would have thought you were above the law
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    Stabs that bottom one looks like an RTA Didnt go over the moor yesterday JM,went trout fishing in Hants instead last night.Theres plenty of bunnies on that waterworks mate,just look through the fence,where are the deer JM?Just Roe?
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    Theres plenty around JM,just got to have a look around,get yourself over to Kempton
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    Check out the heathrow perimiter road at night,plenty of bunnies
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    Eden? http://www.bordergameangling.co.uk/fishing.htm
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    Amen to that,when I first moved here I couldnt believe the amount of fox inthe streets,now I am blase and dont even pay them heed Do you ever get any hassle digging in London?There was a member on here several years ago,maybe 2005?Put on a pic of a superb muntie,great head which he was going to have measured as it could have been a medalist,that was caught in North London How many times have you made a train journey in London and seen fox sunning themselves on the sides of the tracks?Plenty of stuff around,its surprising
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    I always have bad f***ing hair days
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    I got home from a fishing trip around 3'ish this morning,saw a fox at the bottom of the street and he raced over the road and pounded up the pavement when I crouched down and squeaked,he stood maybe 8 yards away staring at me illuminated under the street-light,I stood up slowly but he turned-tail and vanished around the side of a neighbours house.I have hunted fox loads of times in London,ferreted rabbits,caught rats,even had deer in certain towns,and caught salmon in several city centers,just a random passing thought,any of you ever hunted in a town or city?
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    In fairness to the Nosy b*****d,we may just have strayed a little and might have been somewhere we shouldnt have been Joe beat me fair and square to be honest 20+ fish to my one Bit like newcastle playing Sunderland in their goal count But he will be fishing the Tyne and the Wear soon,real rivers,I think he is in for a surprise.He said he has never been that far north,so he is getting his passport ready,had his innoculations,and is applying for his "Why-aye-man" visa at the Newcastle embassy in London,he has even started learning the language Should be fun
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    I wondered who would pick up on it
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    I was actually talking to a friend the other week who works in the gold industry,he told me some odd statistic in a mine he visited,cant remember exaclty but something like 1kg of Gold was extracted from 6000 tones of rock?Or 60,000 tons?
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    Yup,Plummer was LG's father,he is the best one to PM for info on his dad or any plummer related queries
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    twats

    mackem replied to craftycarper's topic in General Talk

    Good job her husband told her to put her tongue back before she fired the shot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTz_oHtyMrs...feature=related
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    He wasnt as smart as he would like to think he was if I remember correctly
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