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  1. mackem
    You look a bit like Danny Dyer Rick.
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    I would say Orchid,very TYPEY
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    3 hours in total Maty,there-back home-there,the thing is I had a gut-feeling when he said "AHHHHHHHH" It didnt sound like someone relieved to be having a much needed bladder-release after a long journey,it sounded like someone who had seriously f****d-up somewhere down the line and realised it It was funny,lifes too short and all that shit We tried our best Jacob
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    Its a standing-joke now,Joe would forget his head if it wasnt screwed on,the other week he was checking every services and 24 hour gas-station at 2am for sweet-corn because our tins were back in his cupboard,all adds to the night though,hope he doesnt forget what I asked him for the high-street fish
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    F***ing Hell Joe was on time for a change,slightly early even,I did a double-take at the clock,Nope,five minutes before time,wonders never cease He was even on cloud 9 last night,he regaled me with tales of the gang fight he had witnessed outside his house minutes before leaving,Riot-van,coppers,Burberry Chavs,the works,great entertainment he said Good vibes were everywhere,I was buzzing last night,we were going to score Arrives at the venue,I am having a p*ss while joe opens the boot,and I heard "AHHHHHHH"At first I thought he was urinating as well,but nope,that wasnt a sigh of relief
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    The guy who invented the self-flushing sink,plastic toilets,and the W-bend,incredible tradesman,any more questions please PM his spawn,LG son of BP
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    Maybe fellman is LG's identical twin?Is he handsome,debonaire,and witty?No?Neither is LG so they could indeed be co-joined twins seperated at birth Doesnt bear thinking about,X2 Leegreen's?I am giving up fishing and taking up crochet
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    10K here will get you an acre and a half if your lucky a friend of mine recently bought woodlands in sussex,4 acres cost him £30,000. Found a woodland,7 acres for 35K,only problem with most woodlands is they have covenants on them,your not allowed to slash-and-burn unless its in the amazon or somesuch place
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    £10,000 is $20,000.............is that all you would get BC?2 or 3 acres for 20k USD?Moggs would certainly have two ache'rs if he serviced all of Sprags ladies in that field
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    Those snappers have got to be your best native turtle species,they are my faves anyway
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    1/25'th the price in this neck of the woods,10K will get you a decent kitchen and a trolley of shopping to fill it,not a lot really
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    10K here will get you an acre and a half if your lucky
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    ROSEBUD
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    Dont go down that route Maty,stick to rod-and-line ethical fishing,you know it makes sense
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    We are probably one of the few couples who never argue about the normal things like money,but when we do argue they last a while Oh well,look forward to the gossip and the fishing Did you see Bob Nudd in the sunday papers advocating sweetcorn on trout lakes for bait?I hope my old nemesis LG read it
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    Thats my mum your ogling She had just been to the parlour though :kiss:
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    I might be coming with you actually,its awfully cold the reception I am getting at home,though I did get a phone call from Canada this afternoon.................................. :kiss:
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    "I am thinking of getting away from it all,heading off"................"Oh?Where are you going Joe?"................................."Ummmmm,Hampshire?"
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    Local women?Heres my mum :kiss: Good luck with the fishing,we are also visiting a new venue within the next few days
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    It was hyper-emotional,I am still under medication following the trip
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    We have actually fished from this fine sea-worthy vessel AND caught fish
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    Its something in the water in this area ooty,and if you check the local parish records John Merrick,that old pachyderm himself used to woo local ladies and no doubt pollinated a few flowers hereabouts,therefore its best we obliterate or hide our faces in any way,shape,or form
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    Vulpes Truncate,looks like the fox that raids the bins in Sellafield
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    Dont get a Brita one,they are rubbish,and always save your pennies for rainy-days,it looks like theres a storm coming
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