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  1. mackem

    Rabbithunter!!

    Have to agree,too many people settle for second-best because they dont have the courage to walk.The number of times I have been out with a mate or met them in town and their wives have made them look small,or made verbal digs at them,makes me wonder what they saw in the harridans in the first place,your only a kid RH,if its not working at this stage of the game look into the crystal-ball 20 years down the line,not a pretty prospect huh? One word of advice I guess..................................................................RUNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
  2. Its the old saying "Mummys baby ........................Daddies?Maybe"
  3. I clicked on this straight away as soon as I saw the title,I thought you meant reptilian Nice perch,my faves
  4. Walking street http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4zNxCXQBR8
  5. I was married in Hong Kong,but had my stag-do in Pattaya & also had a night in Nana-plaza,patpong was too tame for us
  6. mackem

    Rabbithunter!!

    Rod....Rod.....whats that a bouble-entendre for again
  7. mackem

    Rabbithunter!!

    Wet rod?Is he into fishing
  8. He hasnt cocked-it up at all,its called close-up of a ploar bear in a snowscape on everest during a snowstorm at mid-day in the arctic
  9. mackem

    Rabbithunter!!

    At the end of their day when your younger you think with your heart and your hormones,every-holes-a-goal,quantity instead of quality,we have all been there,you wash up somewhere exotic(like Brimingham)the first thing you want to do is test-drive a local lady,I never drank,I had other interests,but as you get older,youve been there,done ot,even got the slightly faded T-shirt,thats when you start to think with your head and quality comes to the fore
  10. mackem

    Rabbithunter!!

    Thats totally untrue mate,some women really DO get better with age,as for being less-fussy,that just aint the case
  11. mackem

    Rabbithunter!!

    Its not lust kay,more complex than that,mywife looks better now than when I met her,some women mature into stunning butterflies once they pupate and emerge(slightly Haniibal Lectorish I know but its true)she is still a dress size 6,still turns heads,but characters change,you can fall out of love with a person when your interests drift
  12. mackem

    Rabbithunter!!

    I didnt find the details boring The only bit that scared me Joe was when she shouted out of the window and I saw that look on your face,you went from being to in about 2 seconds
  13. I will do it this week coming sometime But that geezer is totally the wrong shape for me
  14. Winners,losers,its all a fu**ing game
  15. http://www.lhc.org.uk/members/pubs/factsht/81fact.htm
  16. But the most hurtful thing about that pic?Look at the fat cnuts gut You can still see my abs
  17. See Mr Mackem?See those things on his legs?They are called trousers,Mr M's family name might be scottish but he has never worn a skirt,kilt whatever you want to call it Nothing could be further from the truth Most of the guys on here that pic would fit the description of their marital situation to a "T",mines the reverse
  18. The face-fit for your Mask RH is computerised,your hooked up to a computer to make sure its exact,you need a perfect seal for a reason mate,my brother is always strict as f**k ,H&S is paramount with Assie.
  19. No-one had an understanding of it back in the days Jigsaw,walk into some of the old hospital boiler rooms,look at the pipes clad in Hard-pack etc,all put on without PPE
  20. Thats the thing,AIB and stuff,your drilling away,breathing in minute particles
  21. mackem

    women

    Nope,my wife earns more than I do.............................and I pay the mortgage,bills,the whole kit'n'kaboodle...................and she keeps hers
  22. Bowhunting IS legal,two years ago I had the money for a guided cougar hunt in Colorado And the wife agreed............................to spend the money on a family holiday to her f***ing mothers Maria isnt baiting me,not yet Few more weeks,lets just wait,its just like fishing
  23. Its actually getting a lot of Sparkies and Plumbers
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