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mackem

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  1. I was away a few weeks ago,place called General Santos City,home town of Mannie Pacquiao who was fighting Marquez that day in Las Vegas,the fight was screened live in Gensans cinema,Pacquiao won,the place erupted,great atmosphere.Drunk guy a few streets away celebrated by juggling grenades Blew himself and two friends up
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    Bad experience

    I dont drink,but its the other "attractions" I wish I could forget
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    Bad experience

    *********,I can see your reading this,11pm mate...... You know where
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    Bad experience

    Plate of BBQ'd chicken guts in the sunderland town center on a friday night,yours is posh though,nice plate,must be in Newcastle,better class of Bird Tijuana His wife,"interesting" place :kiss:
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    Bad experience

    Nowt as good as chicken-feet
  6. I saw the dragons on Komodo back before they banned the buying of goats to feed them,I wouldnt like to fall prey to one,they demolish a live nanny very quickly.I have a friend who has a pet croc in his back garden
  7. I know mate,been bitten off one,it gnawed at my knuckles and drew blood Arent we lucky that Komodos dont have sticky feet or suction pads
  8. How much are tockays in this country Bally,I used to think they were cute till they all start calling at night,first time I heard it I didnt have a clue what they were.Have you seen them hunting smaller lizards?Its incredible to watch
  9. An Hour?Thats quite a des-res for chickens,work of art
  10. Good job I live in Surrey then,Darlo :icon_eek:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlUcUfHkdYk&feature=related
  11. I like the spiders,beautiful I watched a 9 inch long Tockay Gecko last month hunting normal sized geckos,they are vicious
  12. Fertelised straight from the ICI plant near seal sands(if its still there)
  13. Rumour has it that Bill Jordans installing cat-flaps in the back of the new range of suits,can you shed any light on this CM?
  14. He is stateside,engaged in talks with Bill Jordan about launching a new range of Realtree Brand "Cammo-wear" spandex suits for next season......Keep em peeled (F**k me,thats a catchy phrase).
  15. Your a lucky guy mate,I would love another kid,good luck with the bairn
  16. Thats right,he has got whiskers,lives in a cave and bowhunts deer.
  17. Isnt there a leopard-man or something lives on a scottish isle?Totally tattooed in spots??
  18. Like I said,right time,right place Took you long enough
  19. If you get any pics mate stick them up,but if you look at the background foliage you'll realise why its a grass snake
  20. If you give in to her your going to get a rep for being "Easy".a male-slapper,that will draw all the nymphomaniacs from miles around,thats the road to ruination mate,stick to dogs and ferrets
  21. Drop her like a hot stone mate,she is trying to use you,only after one thing
  22. Where was the pic taken Dox?Washington Wildfowl or somewhere similar?If your ever "dahn sarf" pop into the swan sanctuary at Shepperton,incredible birds when viewed in number My wife justsaw that pic and said "Awwwwwwwwwwww"
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