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  1. mackem
    Anyone remember that Rolf Harris one?Kids in water,they love it!Advert urging you to teach your kids to swim??
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    I know someone who was arrested in Amsterdam for stealing Bicycles,they had half an ounce of grass on them,when they were released they were given their grass back,this was about 15 years ago though,but they confiscate a FERRET???
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    13 LB brownie NICE I wonder whats the biggest rainbow
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    Did he delete himself
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    Yeah fish,I am airy-headed at the moment,lack of sleep
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    Best spears for flatties are the small three-pronged spears,a bit like king neptunes,they sell them on the continent
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    Indirectly I suppose,see a lurcher killed while coursing a fox across what had been till seconds earlier a totally empty road at 2am in the morning
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    Taliban Elephant,pretty common in the Hindu-kush,I believe you lloyd Its more beleivable than some of the posts this type of thread throws up
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    Tyla,any chance of your recipe?I can get loads of Crays,just never bothered but that sounds appetising................
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    Seriously mate,all threads like this do is undermine the confidence of kids getting into the game,or lads living in areas barren of quarry,we have all made big bags,whats a big bag to you might be nowt to Joe Bloggs living 100 miles away,FACT,if your on the right ground,on the right night,with the right dogs your going to make a killing,but you know what I have always found?I know lads who live in areas where there is nothing,its all been run to death,but they STILL make decent hauls,want to know why?Because they have an indefatigable something,a positive mental attidtue that seperates them fr
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    Oh s*it,sorry JOE,did you mean the WATER was cold
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    Huntings always been for the arostocracy and the landed gentry mate,rabbits were always for the hoi-poloi,anyway,could be worse mate,HE is the one who has to shag that ugly cow for the rest of his life
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    It WAS cold mate,the donkey had been dead for three days,wasnt only me who was stiff
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    Worms,can,opened Sorley
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    I AM serious,I just wish I had lamped the FRONT garden
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    But I KNOW your going to read this later JOE,so answer me a question,just why did you make me strip naked at 1am this morning for?You said it was good for me?Cleansing my soul?I told my wife,she said those acts were perverse and unnatural Do you think the donkeys recovered
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    Your right Sam,kind of shamefull admission,but I couldnt be bothered to get a decent bag that night,so I only lamped the back garden
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    837 in one night till the battery died,running two dogs both litter mates,whippet/Italian g/hound X patterdales,cant get a better abbit lamping dog in my opinion
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    Good post,very professional
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    Listen John,I wouldnt just offer these rods to anyone mate,most people wouldnt appreciate them,you know that and I know that,but I just sourced a consignment that "went astray" between the manufacturers and the Rods'R'Us warehouse,I might have a few spare,yours for £0.50p,no,make that £0.49P there you are,these rods are GUARANTEED to improve your catch rate mate,or your money back in Bolivian Bolivianos,this isnt your "Made in China" rubbish mate,we got 57 fish last night in 45 minutes,each one a reel-screamer tearing off the 5 yards of line(included free with each purchase) in seconds,so Jo
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    The build quality on these rods was superb,a fantastic plastic blank hand made in Bolivia with quality reel attachment for a secure fitting twixt rod-and-reel gave me the confidence to play a number of fish in the early hours of this morning,all putting a good satisfying bend in the 2oz T/C rod..................
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    I am of the belief that tackle doth not the angler make,you can have £1,000's of quids worth of kit,top-end gear, and still catch nixy,nowt,nada,zilch,zip,but when that noted tackle-shop rods'R'us asked JOE and I to test out their new range of fly-rods in the early hours of this morning,well,would YOU have said no?
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    Beautifully coloured fish,water looks good too
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    Hows this for a "pellet"?Theres a clip online somewhere of a north american bison being shot with one... http://www.pyramydair.com/cgi-bin/pellet.pl?pellet_id=209
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    What?
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