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  1. mackem youre a genius I wish,I got near-imbecilic rating from mensa
  2. One flew over the cuckoo's nest........................Raging bull........................spartacus.
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    books

    if its crime books your after these 2 are the best ive read and ive read all mentioned above and more, "GENTLEMAN THIEF" by peter scott, he was a cat burgular makin his way over the roof tops of mayfair after the fur trade, also country mansions, exellent read. "AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A THIEF" by bruce reynolds, he was head man on train robbery but the stuff he got up to before the train robbery is an exellent read. you wont be dissapointed with these 2 books mate, good luck. EXCELLENT books!! Morriss Spurling "A diamond fell into my pocket"
  4. Your all wrong!!Those Bins must have had SOME magnification,its actually a white-tail doe in Wisconsin
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    Camo man?

    Theres a bit of bad news I heard on the grapevine,camo-man caught Dutch-elm disease on his little twig sadly the diagnosis was a little too late,he just couldnt "Get wood" a crack-team of arborists and topiarists worked non-stop trimming away the affected growth,but sadly to no avail Camo-man can now be found at the far-end of aisle 5 in a yorkshire B&Q as a pack of andalucian cherry hardwood mosaic flooring
  6. Ahhh yes,the old "Orientals renting locally and the flickering light scenario" must be vietnamese You havent got a nail-bar opened locally?
  7. http://www.avert.org/ygmt1.htm
  8. I would hate to see the size of the microwave that accepts that "Microweaveable" container then Wind-germinated?I would have cuffed,maced,and tazered him for spinning me that old chestnut
  9. Waste not,want not Rolfe,looks appetising the way it is,I can just imagine it wok-fried with vegetables
  10. Thats was my FIRST thought,I was looking for the zip
  11. WHAT?Those big grey f***ing pachyderms emerge from one of those?????Pull the other one Malt,its got bells on
  12. For a tap-root to achieve its full potential you need a decent aerated loam
  13. Good site but mainly bushing and hunting big cats. Very nice. Sorry to disappoint you LG but MILF is not an acronym for "Men I'd Like to Fellate"
  14. How did he have your address is the frightening thing Good lad will.... The next knock at the door could well be will looking for somthing in return Quid pro quo clarice
  15. Some parents have a well developed sense of humour,like a guy names sue
  16. Thanks Buck,I always say Luck is when preparation and opportunity meet I am sure we wont blank
  17. It wasnt a conventional gardening shop as such,not mowers and rakes and such-likes,more for specialised cultivators,I bought a house abroad out of it,my slogan was "Business is blooming"
  18. I used to have a gardening business,well,rather a shop that sold gardening supplies,very interesting,I used to own a house once called "Casa-Verde" till the wife made me change it,even though I just named it that as an in-joke p**s-take
  19. Women always get the last word,or so my wife tells me
  20. Spanky-hanky?NO WAY!!!I want to be ressurected as "Pitt the Homo" so my wife will believe once and for all that he is nothing more than a big poofter What are you REALLY growing?
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