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mackem

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  1. I got them from the "Jimmy Sommerville" boutique,thats my excuse and I am sticking to it Least I still have an ass and a crotch
  2. Quarrels and arrows are measured by kinetic-energy,I have hunted with a blow-gun,your correct,your not allowed to do so nowadays as the Blow-gun is classified as a fire-arm nowadays I havent a clue why an overgrown peashooter needs an FAC but it does I understand what your saying hyperion,I saw a guy at a club get a 3inch group at 60 yards with a compound a few weeks ago,you would have to be an incredible shot to do that with a longbow,with a compound it was impressive,compounds are just that more accurate and easier to master.
  3. Cynics would say condolence card But whatevers comfortable for you mate,depends on yourself really what you want to splash out,the last wedding gift I bought was around £ for a silver picture-frame?
  4. Sans Knees and with the crotch and ass ripped to shreds Is there something you would like to tell us Maty?
  5. I still have the falkus book from when I was a kid,my biggest sea-trout was around about 11lbs?I have had hundreds of them,should actually be fishing for them in a few weeks The Wear rates as a great sea-trout river
  6. Nah Maty,you cant be as downtrodden as me,JOE swans round like Lord of the manor,I am like Baldrick his serf,look at my jeans mate?Cost a quid in a charity shop,holes and rips were free,forget romania,forget ethiopia,send your donations to the poor and needy of surrey (Thats me)
  7. I never thought of that Still looks good though
  8. This is uber-organic mate,f***ing-hell,it should be for the price they charge us to fish a beat,good job we get E.U subsidies as commercial freshwater fisherfolk,we always donate scales and slime free to the poor and needy and the rich and greedy,which camp do you fall into?
  9. You do realise that within only a few thousand years trout will possibly be extinct?I can send you some fish-slime,even a scale or two
  10. Its being out-and-about that counts Andy
  11. I have that somewhere adbirdy,going to have to rake it out and re-read
  12. I like the way you photographed that
  13. Yeah mate,lakshmi mittal,Listed in the worlds top 5 richest,check out Forbes,when he first started in Steel lots of his products carried the symbol,I dont know if they still do or not
  14. Lakshmi Mittal used to use the symbol on some of his steel products,maybe wire from one of his subsidiary firms?
  15. Simon and Garfunkel should have written "Bright-eyes" after the saw this bunnie Myxied-bunny Chef.
  16. So we may have a Punjabi farmer in Lanark Punjabi is sikh But it wouldnt surprise me in time,horse-carts and bullocks and suchlike
  17. Made in india,hindu religious symbol,see it everywhere on the temples there
  18. Still not christened your new rod in anger maty?
  19. Should always leave a token-payment,that way no one can complain
  20. £150?Half-price?Might have to come north then,how deeps the water?I like to wade when I am casting so I can get a decent back-hand what-you-macall-it
  21. I am sure someone will offer you a session out on a top-quality water BRB if you have a pair of waders,they might even subsidise your day(or night) ticket unless your feeling flush and dont mind stumping-up the £295,if so please send the cheque so I can cash it prior to your visit
  22. I thought that earlier alimac,I read the post and thought how the f**k does someone spot that?Good find though whatever it is???
  23. When and where did they say that?You only joined this-afternoon
  24. Yup,you got to love us fly-fishermen
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