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  1. mackem
    Bobsuperdog..........................were those bags pre-ban????
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    I got nowt to do with this,but a good piss-take has to be acknowledged and that is f***ing brilliant.......5 out of 5.......CARRIER BAGS
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    You like a good curry?Go to southall or bradford then Worst curry I ever had in my life was in India :sick: Your going to be squeezed inside the cargo hold of an air inida flight from heathrow,dont worry,its all arranged at that end
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    Your lucky mate,you have a choice Mogadishu Or the Punjab Apparently they are the only two places with lots of empty houses cos half the population are living in slough
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    Sorry Geoff,your getting kicked straight out,they meant Humpback,sperm,minke or blue,go to the back of the class
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    Its not "rot" actually,just large crisp sized scabs that flake off and fall out of your trouser leg at mostly embarrassing moments I always pretend I am opening a bag of "Cheese&Onion" in my pocket if anyone notices or comments
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    Thats EXACTLY what I saw when I saw the gate......................NET
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    Your not wrong there mate,closest good source is Amsterdam
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    I am allowed to stay,plus I get 15 council houses for my many wives And I am allowed 15kg of duty free rastafarian old holborn per year because one of my distant relatives caught chlamydia from his jamaican serving girl back in the 17'th century and ever since all male offspring in our family have had scabby genitals
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    Ohhhh?What do they use staffman?Anything new?
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    Had a couple on the shoot but i don,t really bother to target them if one crosses me path i,ll do me best to get it.Plenty around in the N/E seen some in Washington none in Mowbray/Backhouse park tho... Phoned a mate in Pennywell last night,mentioned this,his harris hawk caught a grey in Fatfield,so yeah,your right,they are spreading
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    I know quite a few people who dont even speak english,how do they pass
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    Its a download of an actual Immigrant test,I am applying for asylum,just revising for the test
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    Never mind,we will send you to literacy classes Maybe even put you through uni Do you need counselling after your failure? Heres a tenner,go and have a nice,stiff To calm you down
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    Dont worry,no one ACTUALLY gets thrown out pass OR fail So take the test http://www.hiren.info/life-in-the-uk-test/1
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    Good old Mr Brocklebank I wonder how many troot he has banked in his career
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    Get your tats out for the lads
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    If any of you get the chance beg,borrow,or steal a book called "A sprting chance" By Dan Mannix,chapter in there on hunting with servals or caracals,excellent book on "Alternative" field-sports
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    I got 2 bulitas in in 1993,local anasthetic,stung to f**k and was swollen for days
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    Nice Pics,nice fish,nice water,and Hector Brocklebank(not related to J.R.Hartley,the well known octogenarian trooter)looks like he has hooked himself a swan
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    Sod the tattoos,I will die a happy man if I can just ride martins back :kiss:
  22. mackem
    I think EVERYONE should have 2 lesbos at least once in their lives
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    Whats the digital unit Mag?Looks like the image through my kids Yukon
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    hi martin nice tats a lot of work . when you get abit of time do the work on the architrave round your door LOL regards davy The one of the gun-toting,thigh-high leather-boot wearing horny-pornie lesbos is fuc**ng awesome
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    Let us know if its worth getting please mate?
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