mackem
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Theres no POSSIBLE way we could get this particular landowners personal number
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My wife never lets me out with more than a quid jangling in my pockets KD,as you well know,the streets of London arent paved with gold for all of us are they mate But the wifes promised to pay for a full hours fishing for my birthday besides,we nornally stop fishing the first week in october,then we turn our attention to our extensive stalking permission,we have ground heaving with fallow,roe,and munties,and are currently in negotiation with a landowner who has reds
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Its LUNCHEON-meat fly LG,I never actually tried it but as soon as you give me an invite to your fishery old chum I might,just give me directions,but no "Burning" your hairy palm on me
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"Burned your palm" and "Virgin" You dirty git,trust you to ruin a good thread Lee
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It wasnt mean to be funny mate,deadly serious,I actually DID phone The guy start getting a bit ratty towards the end though,but once he said YES there was no turning back The odd thing about last night was loads of the fish were jumping clean out of the water like salmon,and as SOON as we cast out we had them,depth?Two-three feet?We only fished for 20 minutes,couldnt carry anymore but it was a pound well spent mate
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Mack-the-knife.....God bless him,I bethe was chuffed to bits he didnt have to use a knife last night,he has lost more pinkies than the combined Roppongi yakuza He is a danger to himself you know! Last night was funny,and remember New Labours theme tune.....Things can only get better (Hopefully better for us than its doing for Messrs(messers) Brown and Co at the moment
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Porn section at the back of SOF maybe,looks like a re-enactment of Raid on Entebbe
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A quids all I can afford mate,times are hard,its grim up north(Oh,just remembered,I live down south )Look at the top pics,I am dressed in Rags mate,tatty jeans and an old threadbare T-shirt,JOE is the one realtree'd to f**k,he is the only guy I know gets a christmas card off Bill Jordan every year and an invite to club-realtree parties Anyway,thanks to the management of ******* fisheries the kids can eat for yet another week,and I might just pop in and pay the place another visit in the forseeable future,because I did get verbal permission right?
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They wouldnt have used a poster of Rita Hayworth if Leepy had played Andy Dufresne,they would have needed a poster of Lolo Ferrari
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Rex........Good choice of gun When I lived abroad my Career pushed about 80ft lbs but I got it knocked down to 45ft lbs,and I like what you have sitting on top of it,I was just chatting to a guy last night about an estate filled with pheasants we have permission to shoot on when the leaves are down
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I always say theres a fine demarcation line between being a little cheeky and taking a downright liberty mate,luckily I never step over the line A quids better than nowt right?I must have left hundreds of pound coins at fisheries in the last few years,generous to a fault but hey,thats just my nature
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thinning the rabbits out the magic ton
mackem replied to woodga's topic in Rimfire, Centrefire & Shotguns
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Flicked through an angling mag yesterday lunchtime,I always like looking at the ads and reading the fishery reports dont you?One trout fishery caught my eye F***ING HELL!Is that their stocking density?I hadnt tied any flies this week but there were a few cans of sweetcorn in the fridge,and it seems to be a readily-acceptable and legitimate bait for some of you guys so its not going to hurt is it?Got on the phone(old habits die hard,but I wish I could get out of the habit of pressing 141 before I dial the number),Icould hear it ringing then it was picked up at the other end,Nice home-counties
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Murph,you can PM me the mod required,but as soon as I went onto their site I couldnt leave the seine-net Is that net good for specimen carp Murph
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Good man,let us know how you get on mate,nice shop the tackle-exchange isnt it
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Driving around a lot of farms,large amount of cubs?Whatever/however 42 is serious numbers
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People around here are Weird mate,my next door neighbour has a zen-garden swirly patterns in the sand,bamboo wind-chimes,and a wooden water-bucket
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do they really iv got about 6/7 of them all what iv made too I will check out the price for one of those rustic olde-worlde stone planters,the garden centers only around the corner,but I know they aint cheap
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Rustic,practical,pop into your local gardening shop,they fetch a fortune
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I got a pair of primal boots symon,great footwear,but I just prefer my winchesters,my wife picked them up in the states two years ago,great all-purpouse boot,but the contents of that catalogue are good,lots of must-have stuff
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I am teetotal mate,but I will have a flick through their website,Ta,going out fishing tonight as it happens Tight lines
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Rose West now resides just up the road from me,she was in the local paper last year as her Tuna-bake is reportedly a big hit with her fellow inmates
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Slip a rabbit-skin sheath over it and watch how many foxy vixens it attracts BB
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Good man,what was the lake JM?Did you get your kit from Walton?
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Crossed-wires mate,my fault Do you work for UK CAMO?