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    mackem replied to kash's topic in General Talk

    And there are multitudinous homophobic references,most upsetting to one of an effeminate disposition :kiss:
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    Large puma-sized cryptids living and breeding in our densly-populated isles?Snow-leopards,siberian-tigers,clouded-leopards,all living in inhospitable sparsly populated corners of the globe,but each,even snow-leopards living almost on the roof of the world have been filmed,photographed,studied closely,theres proof-positive,concrete tangible evidence of their existance,point me in the direction of one undisputable piece of UK footage?Swamp cats?Lynx?Not exactly a breeding nucleus of black-panther or puma are they?When was the last time a foxhound pack treed a large non-indiginous felide? I am
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    Obvious Rick Its like a crab,you have to look past the carapace to get to the tatsy bits,its just the likes of Halle Berry are also blessed with the added bonus of a nice external shell
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    Shania Twain,Halle Berry(Good choice Irish)Penelope Cruz,Salma Hayek,Shilpa shetty.......................
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    Wont last long Word gets around,enhance the gravestone pic,try and sharpen it a little,get the name off the stone gives you the Cemetary,wouldnt be surprised if he meets his end fairly soon
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    Biggest trout I had were on Live-baits,never fails,once had a small jack on a live frog
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    You can bugger off i expect a relaxing weekend not cooking snap for a load off pissheads Chai is my tipple
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    Congrats matey
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    So that means we all have a decent trek back to your tent,when you make us all cups of tea and fried egg sarnies?
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    Some of those Virgin ladies are scorchers,I mean real stunners,look as if butter wouldnt melt in their mouths,but they are more than capable of scything remarks
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    Its the english language,its flexible mark,I make them up as I go along
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    Its a kaleidescope of characters,your not going to gel with everyone,but the experiences and personalities are entertaining,theres certain individuals who are like oil on water but most seem to mix harmoniously enough Its a 'Tinternet site,its as amusing or as boring as you make it or want it to be Its not real-life
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    A man walks up to the bar, with a big ostrich behind him, and as he stops at the bar, a small cat jumps up onto the bar stool next to him. The barman comes over, regards the three rather curiously, and asks "What'll it be", to which the man replies "Well, I'll have a pint" and, turning to the ostrich "what do you want?" "I'll have a pint as well" replies the ostrich. The man looks down at the cat and says "I suppose you want a drink too?", to which the cat replies, "I'll have a half, but I ain't f****n' paying!". The barman pulls two and a half pints and says "Tha
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    I have a guy on DVD shooting an ostrich with a bow,drops like a feather-duster
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    Maodan or balut,hard-boiled 19-21 days after the egg is laid with a pinch of sea-salt,tastes a helluva lot better than it actually sounds
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    THL?Chance to meet like minded individuals,sometimes its a bit of an oddball social club,lets face it,theres some strange people in here,but normalcy is boring,its always best to be a little different?Oh,coincidence,talking of "Different" I didnt see you above me mark
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    Just met a lady called Chersten Dae :kiss:
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    i think you can get hold of some potent acid stuff for cleaning coins i have no idea whats its called though. Indiscriminate use of acid can cost you a fortune damaging the portrait,reeded-edge and reducing the face-vale and grade of coin
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    Sounds very painful mack, although I've never heard anyone calling their tackle, 'Roman grots' before, is it a northern thing? Yeah,Northern Italy Malt
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    Me too,I have some decent permission near Roborough Down,lots of bunnies
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    Southway?Woolwell?You dont know anywhere local that sells cheap depilatory products do you?
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    Andurn estate mate,where you from?
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    I didnt know about it But there again,I never felt the need to search such a place out
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    I AM living in Plymouth,and to prove what the guys/gays are like why were you looking at my legs when it was the mask I mentioned?And HOW COME you know where to find rent boys
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    :sick: Hey mackem, you live in brighton? No,of COURSE NOT I am from Plymouth
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