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mackem

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  1. Bring your mask and latex gloves,nothing kinky,just a straightforward B&E :download:
  2. I have some non-destructive entry gain equipment and a large set of bump keys,even got an electric pick-gun so providing we go after-hours what the heck,the biccies are on me
  3. Want us southern-folks to send you a food parcel Chess?Isnt starling supposed to have some sort of bitter skin-oil or something You thinking of substituting starling for kermie and flooding the market with counterfeit legs
  4. McVities :sick: I think its a pass then,till your biccie-barrel goes more upmarket Then expect a raid
  5. Hope the biccies arent Sainsburys Basic Milk chocolates?Something decent for house-pests,sorry house-GUESTS like Ummmmmm Harrods Dark-orange chocolate?They are only about seven quid a packet?Dont be a meanie,we are all guests Whats in the lake?
  6. I dont eat f***ing corn-fed chicken,thats the wife and kids,I get thrown morsels of corn-fed chicken and bones You get 24 chicken legs in the average kilo,your right,same as chicken feet,lots of bone I wonder if we could corner the market in toad-warts?Or fish-gills?
  7. Folk of similar ilk?Open invite round your place this weekend Simo?Drinking gallons of tea,pigging-out in your biscuit barrel,channel-hopping your TV and generally being underfoot
  8. Better retract that,steak for me from now on also,kilo of frogs legs is £15.00 on average
  9. Frog-steak for us poor country folks,and other such vittels and victuals
  10. I got you as my ringtone rick http://www.mp3lyrics.org/ak5 We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what's I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've know each other for so long Your heart's been aching But you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been goi
  11. Keep-it-peeled theme,so I guess Billy Mitchells Barrow loaded with prime windward island fair-trade fruit has to cover,and raise,a grotty fluff-covered Highland toffee bar
  12. Hot gigging-action We used to buy frogs in the market,the stall-owner would put them in a soft-mesh bag,smash them with the flat of a cleaver to stun them,and skin their spasming legs quickly,they really do taste nice
  13. I read and re-read your post Maty,rod?ROD?Ahhhhh(light-bulb moment)Rooddd Its a back-up Maty,he is whipping the thingies on and fitting the reel-whatchamacallit as and when,no rush for that,its an ongoing project,just a spare,I am not expecting it to be as high-tech as my current rod Yeah,good-ole boys and rednecks eat kermit Its nice actually,certainly edible
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    Balads

    Classic...................... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgbGaYTkkPU
  15. Got to admit I never had an interest in carp,caught them a few times,didnt get excited over them,they were usually a by-catch when netti.....ummmm,fishing for other species But I read a few of your posts moley,I got myself a shimano bait-runner and I am looking for a decent rod in the local tackle-shop,I think its a bad sign,especially seeing as how these are on my doorstep,and I have my form to fill for fishing Hampton Court Palace,yup,I am going legit
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    Balads

    7 inches long and six in circumference,f***ing hell,those entendres are like a free advert for you,meatloaf indeed,theres only one sort your interested in (reciprocal tit-for-tat over the Stag-beetle quips)
  17. No need good sir!BRB is currently at Kensal Rise testing his H&H .470 double,me?I am just taking my Milbro Stones are cheap and readily available in Kruger,besides,didnt david smite goliath with naught more than a pebble?
  18. As soon as BRB books our passage to capetown and we outfit the safari Simo,we will send runners back with news
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    Badgers

    Collect full-to-bursting catheter-bags from the local Pensioners home,it'll be as eye-watering as a tigers litter-tray,the ammonia will deter a T-rex never mind old brock
  20. I am BRB's butler/valet/man-servant and gun-bearer,if he gets a freebies safari to the dark continent I must accompany him
  21. I actually like snakes,I would love to have seen it
  22. Lots of funny-money around at the moment.
  23. I will certainly try,I walked down there earlier,saw none,saying that its a little cold,its normally the warmer humid summer nights when they seem to be everywhere They are like coppers,never around when you need one,in swarms when you dont
  24. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darlington,_Western_Australia
  25. I used to spend weekends as a kid searching the marl-slates of quarrington quarry in Durham,found a few nice pieces
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