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  1. mackem
    Ah....right.....I think it might have been the middle quarry that led to his incarceration
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    What was your mate hunting Paddy,seems a trifle excessive 18 months in the big house
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    ITV now

    mackem replied to a topic in General Talk

    Only one quibble................"I shoot better pissed"
  4. mackem
    NO!
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    ITV now

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    Good program,Marco didnt have the pazzaz of F***ing Ramsay,he is a more complex character,next week Roe-stalking and gill-netting,cant be bad
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    Trades-descriptions,but one in B&Q and ask for your free rodent,the cage is EMPTY
  7. mackem
    Lateral thinking,good game-plan Rolfe
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    Ta Mat,I might get a couple,loads of squiggies in the garden at the moment
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    How wide in CM is that "Year of the working terrier"?It looks ideal,can I have it for nowt?Theres a wonky leg on the kitchen table..............
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    Shows how much they think of you then
  11. mackem
    How much are the "Big-cheese" squiggie traps corky?
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    I know But everyone goes on about cheap chinese shit,but thats only the back-street knockoutcopies,if youractually buying from a reputable asian manufacturer,or you were there on the ground doing quality control yourself the product would be up to spec
  13. mackem
    Check the majority of appliances in your house Rat.
  14. mackem
    Just because somethings made in the far-east doesnt make it an inferior product
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    Dukes are made in Korea,are conibears and bodygrips actually MANUFACTURED stateside?
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    Rating system No disrespect Ferret but did Indie hand out the location of the Temple of Doom?No mate,because the Bosch(and I dont mean Makitas rivals)would have snaffled the prize right?Let me tell you mate,some of the guys on here?Not entirely 100% trustworthy,poachers mate!Surprised?Yeah,me too!I remember telling someone about a fishery once,truned up a few nights later,him and his friends sitting lining the banks like garden-gnomes with starlights and sweetcorn,once bitten twice shy matey Besides,if I gave out GPS refs to all the fisheries we have visited or intend to visit(dont forget
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    I think the one JOE's mate got might have been lamped and sleeping mate,but those asian silver carp would make good piscine "Clays" as they jump,have you seen the clip where a fisheries boat is on a perfectly calm stretch of water,they turn on an electro-fishing unit?Watch what happens
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    GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

    mackem replied to a topic in General Talk

    Nowt wrong with "The Royals" AKA,jims a great character........................My Arse
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    Good job your not coming out with us when we do it mate,might have to have a catheter inserted you will be p***ing yourself so much Joe rowing his f*****g trawler down a premier stretch of genuine brown trout chalk stream,and me in the water up to my neck doing what a mans gotta do Sounds f***ing comedic for everyone except yours-truly I will update the thread once we have raped-and-pillaged,but one of JOE,s mates shot a 4lb brownie in the same river with a 12 bore shotgun
  20. mackem
    Larger-than-life characters mate
  21. mackem
    What was the fight like KD?
  22. mackem
    just to add people any dog youve seen draw good , not just running dog etc etc ,, Sniper whos that in your avatar,mark There you are Mark
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    They have indeed,but some of theres are from the far-east(Korea).
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    I couldnt say with certainty Steve,I always imagined LG with either a rich,deep,almost hypnotic vocalisation,reminiscent of a prison Psychiatrist,you know the one you have sessions with just to make sure you really are ready to be rehabilitated?Or a mockney-jamie-oliver cheeky chappy type spiel,like when he rabbits on about Sainsburies on TV,not that I am a linguist or Dialect-snob or anything,but however he speaks I do know that sometimes old LG has a high pitched resonance because by his own admittance he was blown-off by a boating chappy in brighton And we have all seen the "sailors" in br
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    They are actually in Durham city mate,in number
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