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    Stocksbridge f*****g hell,the name rings a bell,and that pool if youve noticed is populated again
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    I just projectile vomited breakfast everywhere like the Excorcist scene :sick: At least have the decency to wear a thong
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    Men are from Mars,women are from Venus Al,two different species,always at odds with each other,some have symbiotic relationships,others live in warlike neutrality,I always try and walk the simpatico line
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    Phenomenal session,once in a lifetime,you know what they say about Luck?Knowledge and opportunity meeting
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    Group hugs all round then :kiss:
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    Takes a man to offer one,and an equal man to grasp one.............
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    Only ever caught 4 grayling,all within the space of 20 minutes,none bigger than a pound,but I wouldnt mind seeing a pic of a big grayling?
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    Words online are often misinterpreted,60% of communication is kinesic,the interpretation of body language,only 7-10% is actual words,thats the problem with 'Tinternet,one dimensional flat screen with words on,no tones nor inflections,its damn nigh impossible to interpret the specifics and intentions,but Levs is holding out an Olive branch mark...........
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    Poachers hyper-markets if they sell those minnow dip-nets as well Once the polaks realise their versatility thats it for the UK coarse-fishing market,the end,finito!
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    Get yourself out then,give it a try,you might get 1 or 2
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    Very supertitious people,they always called us gweilos
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    You could have went to sleep that night and woken up dead the next morning
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    Rather you than me kay http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jYbaveZ0NYY
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    Staying in hostels kay your brave,havent you seen the Eli Roth movie?
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    Dont phone anyone except a vet.
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    Aeroflot Late 1980's flying from Moscow to Tashkent,pilot knew he had a few foreign guys on board,heavily accented english "Ladies and gentlemen,please fasten your seatbelts,we will now attempt a take-off"my mate looked at me and said "He better do better than f*****g ATTEMPT mate"do you remember the aeroflot plane mid 1990's which crashed in siberia if memory serves me correctly?Black-box showed the pilot had been giving his 15 year old son flying lessons?Their airline motto was always "Aeroflot,united we fly,united we die"
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    I had altitude sickness mate,even mild isnt funny
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    Depends what your into Byron,mountains?Been around the world a bit,but for mountains himalayas are hard to beat,northern pakistan is harder still
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    any interesting bits mackem.. cos there must be many!! Most of it
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    Asia
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    Once in a lifetime pike Congrats to your mate,he must be walking on cloud 9 at the minute
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    Poachers?

    mackem replied to mad al's topic in General Talk

    Fried-egg fetishists Al,or a little souffle perhaps
  23. mackem
    i would like to take this second in thanking you for your support and help over the time, you are a genuine man who knows his stuff,can you now recommend any good fishing forums all the best to you and your family mark Give you a fishing contest for 10k if you want One thing in life mate,sometimes its best to walk in the shadows than cast a large one Dont get into fishing Mark,I couldnt stand the competition
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    f*****g hell Mark,the dogs look embarrassed,its like your a copper taking their paw-prints,stick around,but sometimes the backgrounds a safer place to stand mate,no snipers in the shadows,your posts have always been entertaining,no one can refute that fact,fair enough,some of them have been political(lurcher politics)hot potatoes,but your ok
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    Rubber dingys,snorkels,NV equipment?Sounds like too much hard work,I am sure they have devised a lot more effective ways to pick-up a few fish
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