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Everything posted by mackem
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Byron,I think the sire to your poodles is my stud dog mincer :kiss:
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Elaborate and ellucidate please Mick,for the hard-of-thinking amongst us,IE............me
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If your wondering why I have shards of glass in my rectum,word of advice?Get the thicker gauge PYREX tubing,otherwise the hamster gets puree'd
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Well,its kind of sad but true,some guys strive in this world for aplha-male status,they never get it,they dont even make beta-male actually,the sort of guys never taken seriously in male group gatherings,social inepts/indaequates,but at least mummy still loves them :kiss:
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George Adamson's book IS reccommended,Rivals and arrivals?Twitchers?
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I know mate,I am doing a piece on them even as we speak,its not their fault,fear of the unknown,only child syndrome,lots of reasons really,kind of wierd,but some people are like that,I left home at 16,jump-or-be-pushed,but some people never break away from those apron-strings
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After devouring those three books, i moved onto "My side of the mountain"! note: NOT Brokeback mountain!!! MY SIDE OF THE MOUNTAIN f*****g-hell,one of my favourites as a kid,quality read
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Scratch the above guys,I am writing a role-play piece on social-inadequates for work,I copied-and-pasted it on the wrong site
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I live with my mum and dad I dont want to leave home really,I am only in my mid-30's,its far too young really right?Besides,my social skills arent all that,people,women especially scare me in a way,its easier to talk to them online than face to face,the only woman I REALLY like is my mum,Bitty i call her,after the "Little-Britain" sketch,I havent got an oedipus complex,nothing like that,well,maybe a tiny bit,she hugs me and rocks me on her knee when guys are cruel and spiteful to me online,but I will leave home one day,promise mummy
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Your not going to burst into song are you Born free, as free as the wind blows As free as the grass grows Born free to follow your heart.............. I always wondered what became of Lustica and The Big One after they were shipped off to the zoo
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Joe,hope you have a better day today than I am having Still picking shards of glass from my arse,and its uncomfortable HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?THL translation?Who will mod the mods
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Joy Adamson walks into the pic,clips Elsas lead on,admonishes her for being a naughty pussy,and they walk off into the sunset across the savannah,neither were ever seen again
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Still picking glass out of my arse in the shower (Information overload?).
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LAST TOPIC FOR THE SITES photos added as promised
mackem replied to a topic in Lurchers & Running Dogs
Look in the butchers window next to that pool,have a look at the rabbit photo,thats a LOT of bunnies in one day -
a few the day before the water came up
mackem replied to auld salmon's topic in Fresh & Salt Water Fishing
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grayling massive!!! taff sshhh
mackem replied to aaronpigeonplucker's topic in Fresh & Salt Water Fishing
Loads of grayling hereabouts valleylad,I got a few the other week,accidental catches when trout fishing,but some of the streams your going to get no change from a few hundred quid for a days fishing -
a few the day before the water came up
mackem replied to auld salmon's topic in Fresh & Salt Water Fishing
Your not coming back MORE empty handed than you did last time are you -
Discretion is the better part of valour sometimes Malt,besides,who but an idiot would favour standing up to his armpits in the middle of a lake at 2am with an orange polyproylene handline
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f*****g hell,clubbed to death AND halalled Whoever said the americans go overboard?Whats wrong with cheese-wire garrott and a clawhammer
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My speciality is crab-lines Filled many a freezer with one
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Oh well,I just lost £500,000 on that question,I knew I should have gone 50/50
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Just niusance,capetown I always knew watching "Who wants to be a millionaire" would come in handy one day
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grayling massive!!! taff sshhh
mackem replied to aaronpigeonplucker's topic in Fresh & Salt Water Fishing
Tote,thats a beauty mate 1oz from the record So its just waiting to be broken,and there are fish out there that can do it Theres something special about grayling,they have character,thanks for sharing the pic