A man staying at the ritz hotel in London,removes a card offering sexual services from a phone box.
Back at the hotel he rings the number.
A lady with a silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance?
The man says "I'd like a blow job. a ride doggy style,some mild bondage.finishing off with a soapy titty wank."Is that ok?
The lady says "Sounds interesting Sir,but you might want to dial 9 for an outside line first"!