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  1. Seen this before and when he starts shouting "help me" it really doesn't sound like a kid at all does it ?
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    The Crazy Frog

    Haha research mate, I never looked at the date, I just been searching and that must of had a key word in it ..
  3. Think I need glasses I could have sworn in said "adult stuff for sale" I thought it was guna be porn
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    The Crazy Frog

    Beauty, some great replies there from joe public. Bring back crazy frog I say, just to annoy people w00t w00t
  5. Can't agree more with that matey
  6. Come camping in Scotland then. you can camp where you want (within reason) just bring plenty of midge patches
  7. I can't get a passport due to my smuggling exploits so it a busman's holiday this year for us one island to another, were going to the Orkney's
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    Smoking

    I only started properly when I was seven (thats 33 years now) but our granddad used to sit on his knee from when we were about four and give us drags of his cigars. I just smoke samson, drum or golden virginia now, what ever is available as its smuggled stuff, I only do two packs a week now so I cut down a lot I have no intentions of stopping, you'll have to kill me before I die (taken from yellow beard, before you all start)
  9. Come in our garden and I can guarantee our two collies will bite you
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    Broken tooth!

    I only have one tooth missing at present, I will just be gummy if I lose any more. I have enquired about gas but got told they don't do it any more, have enquired about being hypnotised too but would have to go to the mainland and pay all the costs ££££ its not cheap. :wacko: Oh well i am sure your Mrs will love you gums & all She says she does already so it must be something more than my looks as I am a proper ugly mug :crazy:
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    Broken tooth!

    I only have one tooth missing at present, I will just be gummy if I lose any more. I have enquired about gas but got told they don't do it any more, have enquired about being hypnotised too but would have to go to the mainland and pay all the costs ££££ its not cheap. :wacko:
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    Broken tooth!

    There is something I never thought of, will probably just have a good clean and rinse before I do the job, good thought though
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    Broken tooth!

    It been over 25 years for me, my teeth ain't that bad, the only reason I was pulling this is a filling fell out and want to get it out before it does go bad.
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    Broken tooth!

    Cheers folks, I think I will try the quick fix from the chemist, if they have ever heard of one (we are a bit remote) failing that I'll try the quick set epoxy
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    Broken tooth!

    Just off to try that now .. have plenty leeches and horse shit so its worth a go ...
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    Broken tooth!

    I actually tried araldite but I think it maybe wont stick as its slow set stuff I have, maybe try some fast set stuff .. cheers. If I could maybe get a file in I would give it a go but I only have big files and not a big mouth (maybe not what everyone thinks though)
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    Broken tooth!

    Ok the dentist is not an option as I have acute trypanophobia. Pulling your own teeth isn't that bad actually, the trick is to push then pull and twist, the back ones are a bit more difficult because of their position and deep roots. I asked the wife to get some of the cement they use to stick metal hips in, but she says it gets too hot whilst its curing. I can't think of any thing else. I might give car body filler a go though, I only need a tiny bit just to make it smooth.
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    Broken tooth!

    I tried pulling one of my teeth out and broke the bugger, its now sharp and making my tongue sore and my cheek. I was wondering if any one knew something I could cover it with to smooth it out, I have tried epoxy resin but it falls off! I would get the pliers back on it but there is not enough left now to get a good hold, I have ordered some proper tooth pullers from surgical holdings but until that arrives, I can't keep my tongue off it and its getting really sore. I pulled one of my other teeth before without any problem (well apart from the pain and blood) but with this been a back
  19. Nice fish that mate, we are just waiting for them to come upstream, will send the wife out once we have a good rain
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    My night out!

    Thanks for the kind comments lads, I did have fun writing about it and reliving the episode
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    huh??

    I can't see there is favouritism, if people constantly post total drivel or break the rules then the posts/replies will get removed.
  22. Well done and keep it up it takes a strong person to admit that. Me and the wife have agreed to have a lay off after the weekend, more to save money than thinking we have a problem and it wont do any harm huh.
  23. Thats a real beauty that, don't give me ideas I can get in enough trouble all by myself
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    PINK FLOYD

    I think your right actually TOSH is a bit harsh, it should maybe be a bit more of a TSSSSK There is no doubt that The Pink Floyd have their own right in the music business and they are very successful, the only thing really that bugs me is they went commercial and dismiss the fact that it is mostly drug induced noise. Looking back over the decades of their music, the start was mesmerizing the middle mediocre and the end just commercial drivel. Like I say though we have most Floyd albums in our collection and the occasional one does get played; pigs on a wing-animals; grandchester mea
  25. There's nawt wrong with a drink or three, I generally just drink a bottle of brandy a night it puts me to sleep an makes me silly, but I do the most stupidest things when I'm sober
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