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Bootsha

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  1. She'd be no good to you jo pesci, she may be a bush pig, but she's a straight one................................ , best you go to that "special needs" club in Barnsley, you can sing Y.M.C.A to your hearts content and wear your leather chaps ming mong
  2. many a swamp donkey has fallen prey to the old "wanna see my itchy bits" trick over the years ex mate, difference is, mine are pretend itchy bits......yours are the real deal ya mangy fuckpig :D
  3. tell her your itching like mad "down below" and go to start undoing yer yacks to show her, the bottle will be in a bag and stuffed into your hand before you get yer belt undone lol
  4. Get better pics??????????? ffs, you could take a fortnight off work and you'd be hard pressed to better those mate, truly beautifull pictures. If you do however need any advice on photography Paulus "Fuzzy Photography" The Mod is yer man...............guaranteed to make a difference to ANY, and i mean ANY photograph
  5. welcome to the site mate, anyone who has served their country in the services is, in my opinion, most very welcome to the site and anywhere else they want to visit.
  6. three words to describe this fella and more importantly his gear.....out - f*****g - standing
  7. all credit to you then for giving him a chance mate, but, you will have your work cut out, if you succeed, i'll eat my words gladly, but dont be over optimistic. I wish you all the very best with your project. Keep us posted regards B
  8. take it back to where you got it from, for his sake and yours, trust me, they are pack animals end of. Hope you decide to take my advice mate, its offered with best intentions and after years of experience myself with walking hound pups and whipping in. TAKE IT BACK....PLEASE
  9. top job fella, as they should be, plenty of room to f**k about in, lots of excercise
  10. dont know tbh lol, landed at kittila airport on a runway that most british drivers wouldnt take a 4x4 accross, sheet snow with a big agricultural building next to it and a couple of buses back and for, how they found the airport is beyond me never mind f****n land the crate there lol. We did go on a couple of trips to see some lappish family who were reindeer farming etc, all dressed in costume etc etc, kids went to santa land (that was an eye opener) stood inside the arctic circle, but other than the snowmobile trip through the wilderness, no i didnt really, the place we stayed at was called
  11. lol yeah them finns can and do drink like f**k..... Dont blame them tbh, theres f**k all else to do there only sledging and f****n skiing lol. We had a keebab when we got there cos we were all starving and the shops had shut, tasted nice, not a normal one, cost a f****n fortune. Turns out it was reindeer meat lol, failed to shit for two days lol, no wonder them inuits have slanty eyes, straining hard trying to shit no doubt
  12. went to lapland a couple of years ago with the wife and kids, hoped to see the lights, did we see it.....did we f**k ! saw f****n santa claus in his f****n cave tho lol, kids enjoyed it and me and the mrs went on one of those snow mobile things, shook my f****n filllings out ffs. But a good craic all the same. Got light at 10.30am and f****n dark again at 2.30 !! the locals drink vodka in half pint glasses, the bars have it on tap like normal pubs have the lemonade lol.
  13. my granfather used to use spaniles, used to wrap elastic bandds around dead game when they first started, especially birds, as they dont always like feathers in the mouth, may be worth a try, i dont mean wrap it up so it f****n bounces, just a few around the body. hope its of some help.
  14. if nothing else, my chat room buddy is straight to the point :yes: . if i was closer shh, i'd come down to meet you ya mad f****r, talk to your old man, and THEN do a bit of ferreting
  15. , fuckwit it seems, how can a man be so dull with one head ????
  16. They are belters , i have seen them with my own four eyes
  17. lovely litter of pups they are, as proper reared pups should be.
  18. you seem to know what your talking about but what do you mean by let the bones set Any dog that may be a strong or heavy type as a pup needs to have excercise yes, but as young dogs / saplings are growing, the bones are soft in comparison to when they are adults, like children really, any hard running at this tender stage ( and lets admit it, an pup worth their salt will bust a gut to get to a rabbit even as a pup), this sort of extreme excercise can and will possibly cause danage to bones that have not set, or hardened off if you like. Any dog, but especially a running dog with bull in i
  19. Your far from out of date mate, you are bang on the money, and put accross very well i may add. ATB
  20. did you mean to say sell ???, thats another reason why your not welsh, you cant f****n spell ya thick c**t
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