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craftycarper

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  1. bout time you showed us all your home movies, you can show the singing ones later
  2. hope them eyes don't stick in yer chest/gut, might get a bit uncomfortable, should have had them outward or do they sit down your sides, otherwise not a bad looking basket, pick a secondhand net up at a bootsale will save you some pennies...
  3. a ferret finder cant be "kept in case I need it", how would you know your going to need it, until the fert is stuck down for hours, start yelling at the hole for it to come out and put its collar on spot on
  4. not seen much here either, early days though
  5. craftycarper

    Joke

    theres plenty out there....
  6. they can be heavy on fuel believe it or not....
  7. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i-mmbuyHRN4
  8. it's a big kn....oops sorry hob
  9. ha ha beat you to it kay....swift edit
  10. this is getting a little kinky now, wonder if they do em ferret size for my todger
  11. for a remark like that you should be making a fuss of her i am thats why i'm trying it on the bitch first and not my mutt
  12. You would be wearing your bollocks as earings if you lived here pat butcher springs to mind
  13. Ha ha, might have guessed i'd get a remark like that from you Kay, just my warped sense of humour kicking in after a few too many scotches......
  14. Anyone know anything about them, i was thinking of sticking one on the other half when she stays over next, you know, what till shes asleep, sneek it on, go down the garden for a crafty ciggy then zap. What do you reckon, thought it would be good to get some feedback off of her first rather than upset the mutt.....
  15. don't give her any ideas or pee her off, just tell her to make sure your a gonna before she hits the lighter fuid
  16. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/7463473.stm
  17. really ain't worth it, just keep em in your bag and remove all the kit when you get home, especially if other people use your motor
  18. Mmmmm well my ole man died before 55 and so did his, spooky thing is they both died on the same date 10th december, obviously different year, so i'm 43 this december...not long left by my calculations.....back to the question...probably with a cracking blonde bird sitting on me face in a nurses uniform in say about 11- 12 years time....a different meaning to a ventilator lets say....
  19. http://www.direct.gov.uk/en/CrimeJusticeAn...ntion/DG_078569
  20. here you go, found it... What is and isn't legal the maximum penalty for carrying a knife is four years in prison and a fine of £5000 it is illegal for any shop to sell a knife of any kind (including cutlery and kitchen knives) to anyone under the age of 18 it is generally an offence to carry a knife in public without good reason or lawful authority (for example, a good reason is a chef on the way to work carrying their own knives) the maximum penalty for an adult carrying a knife is four years in prison and a fine of £5000 knives where the blade folds into the handle, like a S
  21. lock knifes are a no go mate, if i am right in saying you can only carry a knife on you if you have good reason like if your carrying fishing gear, hunting or if you are say using it for your work. As soon as you take it outside these perimiters your fecked unless the knife is under a certain size which maybe 3 inches and not lockable, but i could be wrong someone will probably correct me soon
  22. nice one, now just a anonymous call to the press, local rag as it would make a change to see something in our favour for once.....
  23. Ray Winston played a great part in this "Brit flick". thats ben kingsley
  24. best place i've found for mullet is the local barber...some strange ones around i can tell you
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