Paddy, Mick + Murphy all work for a boss who always goes home early. One day Mick says 'let's go home early, he'll never know' so they all leave just after the boss. Mick goes to the bookies, Murphy goes to the pub, and Paddy goes home to find his wife having sex with his boss. Next day Mick says 'that was great, shall we do it again' 'Not bloody likely' says Paddy 'I nearly got caught'!