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just jack

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  1. have you told your better halve wilf
  2. i was sat in the room with the Dr and he said can you strip to the waist pls, so i did, then he goes through all the forms that go with getting your spuds tugged ffs, meanwhile 3 nurses are sorting the bed out and i get asked to go to it, 10 twatting mt away and climb on the bed, one nurse gives me a sheet of cheep paper, apparently to cover my modesty while Dr fooking death sorts his toolbox out ffs, so T SHIRT, SOCKS AND SPUDS went for a walk, never again and can i add, at least 1 spud is attached to your eye lid
  3. Just been to see 12 yrs a slave, I cant believe the horror and exploitation of fellow humans absolutely scandalous £9.60 for popcorn and a coke ffs!!!

    1. PIL
    2. walshie

      walshie

      Jack's version is funnier than yours PIL.

    3. just jack

      just jack

      echo's are the best,

       

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  4. i'v always liked the bloke, terry nutkins has fook all on him
  5. anyone started any cumbers yet? i haven't by the way but you hear so much info
  6. no tatties in the ground yet but they are chitting, most things are still in packets to be honest next year winter stuff can do one, cabbage got knacked by the woodies so i put some brick guards over and not much after that
  7. she was last seen boarding flight MH370
  8. good god now i'm thinking of an anagram of your name, or any ones name really Walshie......He Is Law...
  9. i do use photo bucket but i cant seem to just put a cpl of pics on here it seems to be the full album and you have to click the link to see them so i'm downloading picasa maybe i'm doing that wrong
  10. i think THL should give more than 500 kb or whatever it is, just saying because i can't reduce my pictures
  11. good god now i'm thinking of an anagram of your name, or any ones name really
  12. The Malaysian government are seeking the advice of Kate and Gerry McCann because of their expertise at hiding things in the sea
  13. he would of looked worse if on the outside,but well fed and looked better than his convicted picture, just saying, poor cnut mind
  14. Benny from Total Recall! "Screw you Beneeeeey!!" "What we've got here is, failure to communicate!" red dawn, donny c, and that silly other jock
  15. What you going to start in the baths jj ? They make an ideal seed bed filled like that high out the way and easy to cover I have a spare bath down the plot. I showed my inexperience today I couldn't help my self and planted a short row of earlies. Layed some horse manure in the trench then a layer of dry compost from my bin and sat them in that. Worst that can happen is it costs me a dozen seed spuds I will make sure they are kept earthed up when any frosts are about and the netting will help. Picked some more cabbage and leeks made a good leek and potato soup when I got back
  16. am i early in starting toms off? there in anyway, few more flags down, also put some kelsy onions in that i got gifted today ( scrounger ) got some peppers going as well, it was warm today http://s575.photobucket.com/user/jackoleeds/media/2014-03-09_134426_zpsd8eea8bf.jpg.html
  17. i'm a really shit actor, steven seagal, bollox i done that wrong
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