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just jack

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  1. white bread---------my mums or warby's
  2. what are they like to eat. mind you its a bit dear for the table good luck with the sale
  3. lambert OR butler was in JEST ratman, BENSON or HEDGES anyway. smoker outdoors ONLY, so, indoor smoking or outdoor smoking
  4. RIGHT YOU 3-----------BED ---ITS LATE------- HAPPY SHOOTING BOYS
  5. Fosters Jack Daniels or Southern comfort? JD-----------LAMBERT OR BUTLER
  6. DEFFO BUSY TUESDAY'SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  7. ANY PIC BUSTER ------JACK
  8. COKE----------CARLING OR FOSTERS
  9. ANY PICS YET GREGGY-------------------BUMP-------------- ------------JACK
  10. thats because you are thick. sorry throb, i suppose it takes a really clever person to post a for sale ad when they have nothing to sell, and i am obviously dim witted not to realise that eh
  11. need to get some pics up mate---------sure they will go then-----------have a bump on me
  12. mtv---------------morcambe or wise------------easy 1 really
  13. oasis. jimmy tarbuck or jimmy savil
  14. top pics roan ---------------------- JACK
  15. just jack

    Drinking

    Its not me i am still recovering from my guiness fest in 2007 on st paddys day , i was working out this units thing , apparently a man can have 4 units a day , so i worked out what i have just chucked in the recycling bin here & one days consumption equates to a weeks worth in units I think we will be having words later A blat every night is a bit different from the occasional high spot. I have known cases of "stress relief" drinking, where pressure at work is intolerable. People can hit the bottle when they get home to escape from it. Escape can become a habit. Unachie
  16. LITTLE JONNY WALKS INTO HIS PARENTS BEDROOM AND SEES HIS DAD GIVING HIS MAM 1-------HIS DAD JUST LAUGHS---THROWS A PILLOW AT HIM AND TELLS HIM "GET OUT"-------------A LITTLE WHILE LATER, JONNY'S DAD HEARS A COMMOTION COMING FROM JONNY'S ROOM, HE RUSHES IN AND IS HRRIFIED TO SEE JONNY SHA--ING HIS GRAN---JONNY JUST LOOKS AT HIS DAD AND SAYS------------ITS NOT SO F--KING FUNNY WHEN ITS YOUR MAM, IS IT.
  17. deffo matey. 1 of our lads at work put a 65mm galv ring shank through his thumb last year with 1 of them paslode guns ------ -JACK
  18. just jack

    Drinking

    Its not me i am still recovering from my guiness fest in 2007 on st paddys day , i was working out this units thing , apparently a man can have 4 units a day , so i worked out what i have just chucked in the recycling bin here & one days consumption equates to a weeks worth in units I think we will be having words later A blat every night is a bit different from the occasional high spot. I have known cases of "stress relief" drinking, where pressure at work is intolerable. People can hit the bottle when they get home to escape from it. Escape can become a habit. Unachie
  19. my mother inlaw is great, but she does come out with the odd daft coment---YOU DONT GET A MONKEY AND SWING YOURSELF think it should be the DOG AND BARK
  20. i don't think a macaw will be safe on the fingers mate, think it may be the hiasinth (forgive my spelling)macaw that has 1 of the most powerfull beaks in the bird world ---------JACK
  21. I THANKYOU ALSO TIME LORD------------ -----------JACK
  22. They sure do Jack The Headless Lurcher And now his half sister following in his pawprints And an equally lazy greyhound LIKE THE HEADLESS 1---------heres a few of some ZZZZZZZZ
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