Well heres 1 for the book.
Going out lamping with youre so called friends ,they all have a battery each, and at the end of the nite when wee get home, the fone goes ,,,, Have you got my battery says 1 of them , no to which we all replied ,have you checked every where you could have left it ???
Of course a have you think am daft or sumthing ??????
Well was the dummy not spat out at this point This is shite he says there where only 3 of us out and my battery is missing ( SOME 1 HAS STOLLEN IT ) bold statement that.... But hey you expect that sort of thing from the man in question .