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    look up the profile spar and get him up there with his sparrow hawk. or jasper65 with his gos's
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    but it will be shit and rotted and all of the above
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    may have one of these
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    or have these some where either on there clothes or painted with emulsion on there cars
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    they will probably do this -> which should receive this :black eye: if in doubt they will look like this
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    gsi2000stokie replied to maty j's topic in General Talk

    ive never been done with mine. if you get flashed by a gatso from the front you cant be prosecuted anyway. if you are paced by a police car without a camera and they pull you just deny it. they always wait for you to admit speeding even only 2 miles over. never admit to shit all!!!! if you get pulled by a traffic car which is almost always equipped with a camera that car has to have been calibrated that day it is in use or it will not stand up in court because you could argue that the camera was not "calibrated" ie setup properly. if you get pulled by a pedestrian officer with a laser gun same
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    Me: hello God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: you tell me God: What do you want me to tell you? Me: my name God: Your name is , seeker. Me: no its not God: What is your real name? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is. Me: you hear it is what? God: Yes, I can hear you quite clearly, . Me: so what is it God: Tell me more. "It" refers to , I think. Me: are you on smack God: I am on disk. Me: no smack God: Are you serious? Try saying that with more or less context. Me: smack? God: Do not ask me any more questions pleas
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    shareaza
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    a prostitute goes to her doctors with concerns that she may have caught something as she hadnt come on her period for 6 weeks. the doctor asks her if there is a possability if she is pregnant. no way' she replied. definetly not. so the doctor orders a pregnancy test and asks her to go and pee on it behind the certain. she comes out and the test reads possitive. see i told you so the doctor says. and have you got any idea who the father is? he asks' and the prostitute replies with' when you eat a tin of beans could you tell me which one made you fart?
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    JOKE !!!

    gsi2000stokie replied to gaz's topic in General Talk

    :11: oh f*cking my ribs!!!
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    would that be a pole dance platform? i better keep forward me thinks. :11:
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    My bitch is a winner and its all on greyhound data for the world to see, I know nothing about the racing grading but apparently she was a pretty good grade. She came from a rescue centre and I paid nothing for her. Your friend will be lucky to get money for a dog carrying an injury that isn't fast enough for the track... very true but its worth a try
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    Kay

    gsi2000stokie replied to a topic in Ferrets & Ferreting

    thats just wrong. could them be classed as pornographic? :11: :crazy:
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    loop leash

    gsi2000stokie replied to D.A.Z's topic in Falconry

    me to the same way you would tie a fishing hook. I always have and always will use a loop leash no buttons though buttons are pointless
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    dvds on ebay if all else fails.
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    just my opinion but i disagree. i use heating as soon as the temp drops below 5c. not to help with the moult but to prevent wing tip oedema.especially with hh's
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    you can get them for nothing from greyhound kennals mate and there winners finished at 3 year old if there winners why they in the rescue centre. theyll tell you anything to get rid of em. hes asking for offers as he always says 'anybody willing to pay for a dog is willing to look after it' and if a put him free to good home in 3 months time he'd be back on here as a proven rabbiter up for 300 quid.
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    listen hes asked me to put him on here. and by stud i mean lurchers. he aint fast enough cos of injury months ago
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    my mate is selling his track grey hound which just isnt fast enough. hes nearly 2 years old and may make a good rabbiting dog or a bloody good stud dog. he said make him a sensible offer. the dog is at uttoxeter, staffordshire.
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    write to c*nt that wrote it and ask him what he'd do if there was a nest full of f*cking great big rats under his kiddies wendy house? hmm straight round to the bloke down the street with 2 russsels' erm excuse me mate but could you sort these rats out for me. PR*CK :wankerzo4: :chair: :chair:
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    my mate has just started a bit of a hobby more than a business. he can make almost any type of sticker for cars, vans, bikes, shop windows, just about anything near enough any size. i thought id post this on here for anyone who wants there own type of falconry sticker making. dogs onboard for the car, works van or car doing. hes cheap aswell and if your near stoke he'll fit em too. www.myspace.com/etasigns or etasigns@hotmail.co.uk
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    whats sunny about any county thats in england? NOWT! its always blady raining
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    i would rather the skyline.
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    around the 1000 mark matey. it owes me 1600
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